Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)

White Christmas (1954)

the first film in VistaVision

the answer to declining birth rates is more trans women

my Luca Guadagnino journey so far:

Challengers -> Queer -> After the Hunt -> Bones and All

ok, Sully might be the creepiest character i have seen in quite some time

oh yeah, i guess it did sat “cannibalism” too 😅

Bones and All (2022)

i know almost nothing about this film, but i saw the phrase “gay in Reagan’s America” and i’m sold

who could have predicted this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiqua...

Dancer in the Dark, Dear Zachary, Million Dollar Baby, Fat Girl

they’re all excellent films, but really tough to watch.

the 21st century does move faster, but also one must never underestimate the market’s ability to levitate longer than seems possible

hmmm and that took about 10 years for the economy to fully crash out 🤔

i don’t have anything insightful to say about this film, but it was fucking delightful and i highly recommend it

can we talk about what an excellent photo this is?

the composition, the light, the color—they’re all fantastic.

it repeated covid infections really are the cause of a mass decline in cognitive function, will we ever see that acknowledged, and if so, when?

I know it'd be a career ender, but I'd never cut it as a White House correspondent because if the president blasted my colleague and I had the follow-up question I'd've asked "Do you think your lack of emotional regulation is a symptom of your developing senility or a trait America overlooked?"

bios really will confuse the fuck out of people.

i am sure people would be scratching their heads at the combination of “trans woman” and “self-declared ‘leading misandrist.’” followed by several rounds of discussion about how serious i am about that. 🙄

Black Bag (2025)

because i have to see everything Cate Blanchett is in

I keep telling yall it can get worse. It's been 10x worse within some people's living memory, and it can be again.

exactly! i am looking at one person putting down “Lady Bird”?!

sorry, i love that film, but that’s not the Greta Gerwig film for the sleepover

i would literally only watch Frances Ha with my own Sophie

Happy Christmas (2014)

for some reason seeing Melanie Lynskey in a relationship with a man is really jarring to me—despite that being 99% of her roles

The Phoenician Scheme (2025)

the cast for this looks kind of ridiculous (complimentary)

do you think Wes Anderson masturbates to mid-century graphic design catalogues?

i don’t know. i’m watching Pluribus and i think Carol is pretty great

ok, so our main character just drew a line from day traders at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange to OTB bettors

oh, i agree, i just mean in the sense that those scenes presented a well off and powerful person from the 19th century confronting modernity and we get to see their confusion

one of the most-liked reviews on Letterboxd is just “weirdly pro-comminist?” so i am interested in seeing how that plays out

oh, i thought it was like the Napoleon scenes in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

if we put this character in a queer space we can literally make this film and it will fucking cook

like, this film had to be a money laundering scheme.

shhh shhh this is why it ends at the correct place!