The Slammin Slamma

Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular."

Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect."

Do y'all hear yourselves?!

Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens.

Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”

Nailed it.

i cannot overstate how extraordinary it is for federal civil servants to do this

This is truly fascinating.

"You look like your wife gives unenthusiastic handjobs!"

I haven't seen any other members of Congress taking about ICE (and whoever else is helping ICE) wearing masks and removing badges to hide their identity.

Call your Rep &. Senators! Ask them to talk about why ICE / DHS are hiding their identities!

🚨(202) 224-3121

Phang: If you have to resort to deceit to get something done, that tells me what you’re doing is wrong.

What’s happening is a dup-and-scoop: people are being duped into going to court, their cases get dismissed, and then they’re scooped up by ICE and deported under expedited removal.

Wow, i guess he really doesn't know what 'no' means

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Just spoke with my CDC sources: a new COVID-19 variant, NB.1.8.1, is spreading across Louisiana, NYC, LA, DC, Colorado, and more. It's also fueling surges in China, Hong Kong, and other parts of Asia.

A white bird holding a miniature ladle in her beak, posed as though she is stirring the miniature red pot in front of her. She stands in a toy kitchen.

Today might be rough, so take this bird cooking tiny pastas.

If only someone had given us like a book or something for What is to be done? I feel like we could use such a book for occasions such as, well, *frantically gestures around at everything*

They just trained a bunch of people militarily, pisseed them tf off, then Gave them the most justifiable reason to put the tactics they learned to real application once push comes to shove. Their own fascistic hubris will be their undoing.

Seemed more like a threat than a joke

Something tells me they are too spineless to stand up and do anything that isn't within 'decorum'

Department of Gooning Excessively

I found the original video the "Triggered Feminist" meme was taken from.
If you watch it you'll see that she was actually very calm and reasonable, exposing antifeminists for the desperate, dishonest losers they are.

Keep in mind that the FBI investigates crime that threatens our national security.

Does this guy make you feel safe?

TFMW I only realized this was satire because it's The Onion

Coming from Lackin Backbone, isn't much of a sting.

It's only weaponized lawfare when the dems do it!!!

Have a timeline cleanse

I've been saying this for what feels like forever, but CORPORATE Press, is NOT a FREE press. It is the ruling class shoving their filter over the actual Factual reporting and muzzling real journalism behind paywalls and respectability politics. That's why they've always wanted to be defacto press

That being said I'll always order pinches with my riffs because they are fucking rad

Its like that Lil garnish that can make a riff sizzle like one of them sizzle plate dishes that I'm always too afraid to order

That's fucking SICK

You said it, not me.