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why is saying you have a fistful of <thing> more than having a handful of <thing>

bought a bag of salad that said 3.5 servings, and im mad cause they actually portioned it accurately and now i have half a serving of salad idkwtf to do with

guy who can't afford therapy so he gets his mental counseling from panda express fortune cookies

remember to follow a 996 schedule every day:

9 hours of sleep
9 hours of play
6 hours of jacking off

James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

let my discord nitro sub lapse and now I feel as though a great power has been taken from me (cross-server emote reacts)

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

This is what’s possible if you open your chi gates and practice tai chi.

YouTube video by VHS Tape For A Brain — Main Video Library FOOTBALL FUNNIES (1987) — GoodTimes Home Video [VHS Rip / Digitization] Sports Bloopers NFL Comedy

got an ancient memory jogged out of my brain of me watching this as a very young child.

found it on YouTube, and... I guess it actually still has a decent hit rate? some of these would make for good not-top tens on ESPN???

halo 365 with copilot

driving to work when it's rainy / foggy out and visibility is bad is just moving from formless grey to formless grey

of course this applies to when it's sunny out. it's just not as apparent

fuck you microsoft your shit is garbage

apothecary diaries is so good... i wish eunuchs were real...

this steam next fest to keep things exciting consider taking a drink every time a game asks you to pick one temporary upgrade from a selection of three temporary upgrades

has anybody ever tried making a Wordle Legacy where you can't guess the same word twice across your entire campaign

framework should start marketing their display as 9:6 instead of 3:2 to make it more obvious it sits in between 4:3 and 16:9

wonder how long until these workplace training stock photos start being AI generated

absorbing seasonal anime memes like secondhand cigarette smoke

ninjas from the Hidden Goat Village have a secret hand seal passed down through generations

pro scrandle esports team named the scran dolls

"technology can not be a solution to social problems" continues to elude the architects of social media platforms

this was already apparent during the forums era yet these yahoos keep going "what if we poured more technology onto the fire"

who up getting their hots fixed

Large Language Muddle | The Editors The AI upheaval is unique in its ability to metabolize any number of dread-inducing transformations. The university is becoming more corporate, more politically oppressive, and all but hostile to the ...

“An extraordinary amount of money is spent by the artificial intelligence industry to ensure that acquiescence is the only plausible response. But marketing is not destiny.” Out from behind the paywall: the Editors on the literature of AI resignation.
www.nplusonemag.com/issue-51/the...

*reads the word bezoar* omg an apothecary diaries reference

hasnt even been a week of fall and im already sick of these early sunsets

gas station hot dog roller is the only medbed i’ll ever need

Title:
> Mr.
> Ms.
> Mrs.
> Mf. (motherfucker)

i should start putting 9/11/2001 as my birthdate on those age verification sites