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@itschrismadness.bsky.social

Formerly Black Larry David Calculated Stupidity

22 Followers  |  16 Following  |  5 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.7244

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I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history

31.01.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 33035    πŸ” 4948    πŸ’¬ 1416    πŸ“Œ 389

just cruising into the holiday season, nothing bad could possibly happen today oh come on

23.12.2024 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 22410    πŸ” 1706    πŸ’¬ 605    πŸ“Œ 154
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Florida students are giving up Saturdays to learn Black history lessons their schools don't teach Thirty years after Florida required schools to teach African American history, how the subject is taught remains inconsistent across Florida classrooms, a review by The Associated Press has found.

Florida students are giving up Saturdays to learn Black history lessons their schools don’t teach

22.12.2024 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5374    πŸ” 1496    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 131
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So apparently the mega churches in Texas put on some insane Christmas shows and that’s cool but can we at least get them to pay some taxes for crying out loud….who needs these monstrosities

19.12.2024 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 24102    πŸ” 3318    πŸ’¬ 1623    πŸ“Œ 541

so, they caught the guy who kicked you in the nuts on national tv. but everyone thinks he was right to do it. and hot

16.12.2024 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4353    πŸ” 340    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 7
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Who gets to kill? Daniel Penny and Luigi Mangione

Luigi Mangione was taken into custody just as Daniel Penny walked free.

The ruling class wants us to celebrate the murder of the vulnerable and condemn the murder of the powerful.

They fail to see how killing the powerless breeds violence against the powerful.

www.jphilll.com/p/who-gets-t...

11.12.2024 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2625    πŸ” 717    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 23
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Well-known Virginia Tech professor dies at 81 Virginia Tech professor and poet, Nikki Giovanni, has died at the age of 81.

Virginia Tech professor and poet, Nikki Giovanni, has died at the age of 81.

10.12.2024 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9586    πŸ” 2534    πŸ’¬ 327    πŸ“Œ 922
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Can confirm.

08.12.2024 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 56618    πŸ” 8619    πŸ’¬ 2429    πŸ“Œ 805
A meme with Bart Simpson is pretending to be blind and also with him looking through a telescope. Next to the image of him pretending to be blind it reads "NYPD When a PoC, member of the LGTBQIA+ community or poor person is murdered. Next to the image of him looking through a telescope it reads "NYPD When a rich, white, straight cisgendered man is murdered"

A meme with Bart Simpson is pretending to be blind and also with him looking through a telescope. Next to the image of him pretending to be blind it reads "NYPD When a PoC, member of the LGTBQIA+ community or poor person is murdered. Next to the image of him looking through a telescope it reads "NYPD When a rich, white, straight cisgendered man is murdered"

07.12.2024 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11069    πŸ” 1303    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 43
Contestants for the lookalike competition.

Contestants for the lookalike competition.

A UnitedHealthcare CEO murderer lookalike competition was held today in New York.

07.12.2024 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4041    πŸ” 441    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 211
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bruh... women are insane.

05.12.2024 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 107

And all we had to do was shoot a nigga!!!

05.12.2024 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 361    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

My favorite thing about Christmas season is that jazz is normalized. Hearing dope chord changes at Target feels nice

02.12.2024 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
child: GOODNIGHT 
Father: SLEEP TITE 
child, popped collar, shades, weed, alcohol: U FUCKIN KNOW IT BITCH
Father: popped collar, shades: πŸ‘ˆ

child: GOODNIGHT Father: SLEEP TITE child, popped collar, shades, weed, alcohol: U FUCKIN KNOW IT BITCH Father: popped collar, shades: πŸ‘ˆ

02.12.2024 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4117    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 11
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Word of the day is β€˜quiddler’ (19th century): one who pays great attention to trivial matters as a way of avoiding the important ones.

21.11.2024 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13906    πŸ” 1674    πŸ’¬ 474    πŸ“Œ 309

The whole dark at 5pm thing is messing with my head.

01.12.2024 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5157    πŸ” 312    πŸ’¬ 397    πŸ“Œ 48

might be the best thanksgiving i’ve had til date… just blessed.

01.12.2024 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe before making up just-so stories about why and how the left forced the Silicon Valley bros to go hard right, you could look up the bros' personal histories, their family histories, or the entire history of ultra-rich people in general

29.11.2024 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8998    πŸ” 1409    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 54
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#niggasky where the spades table at?

28.11.2024 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 404    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

@itschrismadness.bsky.social tbh you cool af for introducing me to this app - it’s a vibe on here

also yu thick af

29.11.2024 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years Orcas off the coast of Washington State are balancing dead fish on their heads like it's the 1980s, but researchers still aren't sure why they do it.

Orcas off the coast of Washington state have started wearing dead salmon hats again, bringing back a bizarre trend first described in the 1980s, researchers say

28.11.2024 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1752    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 211

heard you - stay on that side then #opp

29.11.2024 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My mom when people try to help her in the kitchen

28.11.2024 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2917    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 37

No, I stay broke

29.11.2024 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice

29.11.2024 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kamala Harris talked about Project 2025 in literally every campaign speech she gave. I’m all for searching for constructive solutions but this is just insisting Democrats do something they already did in a losing effort.

27.11.2024 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12556    πŸ” 1656    πŸ’¬ 581    πŸ“Œ 82

u may have had a rough day but probably not as bad as the giants employees who decided to let saquon barkley play for another team.

25.11.2024 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1921    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 16

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