Jaxident Prone 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

The club scene in "But I'm A Cheerleader" walked so the club scene in "Heated Rivalry" could run

A young, thin trans man with blue hair and glasses holding a sign that says "First Day on T, 11/17/16"

The same trans man nine years later, holding a sign that says "9 Years on T 11/17/25." He is now more muscular, no longer dyes his hair blue, and has a prominent red beard.

💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

For real though if you're trying to get rid of an RV that's big enough for a 5'0" man, a 55ish lb senior dog, and a small adult cat, please let me know because I am dying for housing that can't be ripped out from under my feet

Every time I'm in A Situation™ the urge to find an affordable RV to live in with my four-legged children so we can live quite literally wherever I want grows stronger

Why yes, I have been drinking, why do you ask?

The problem with being bisexual is that Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji are both incredibly hot and if I ever ran into them in public I would simply melt into a puddle.

Thankfully I live in the Midwest and they're about to be the first couple of NYC so I'm safe.

Starting to think Dan Kelly's ghost put a curse on the Blues for laying off his son

So I'm recently single and it is 150000% by choice so I swear to every deity of every religion, if anyone tries to change that within the next year and a half /MINIMUM/, I will squirt you with a Super Soaker continuously until you run away.

(Probably showing this post to my therapist next week lol)

"I know he said he wanted you and everyone like you dead, but you need to watch the FULL video for the context! He CLEARLY explains that he wants you dead because of the Old Testament!"

"ItS aBoUt ThE cOnTeXt"

The context does not make what he said any less horrendous

The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.

Pierre McGuire is unfortunately back

The only bad news announced today.

God I miss when the news was just "coming up next, why your children shouldn't watch SpongeBob" and it's just now-former KMOV anchor Larry Connors calling SpongeBob a faggot

I would like to point out, he did call for the violent and public executions of queer and trans people, and he did frequently.

No one should have to face their end in such a horrible, violent way.

If the only thing stopping someone from killing me is the fear of consequences, I can't mourn them.

Gun violence is one of our nation's greatest challenges and no one should have to face their end in a such a horrible, violent way.

What kind of analytic data does Spotify give to artists? Is Myra fully aware that there is one 33-year-old man that bumps her hit 2001 song "Miracles Happen (When You Believe)" from The Princess Diaries soundtrack on his drive home from work every day?

*googles "signs my cat imprinted on me"*

*It's just a list of behaviors that my cat is actively doing right now*

Alien: *develops class consciousness*

Me: And that was "Josie and the Pussycats" starring Rachael Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson, Tara Reid, Alan Cumming, and Parker Posey.

Me, singing to my black cat: 🎶 Hold me closer, tiny panther 🎶

My partner: It's Tony Danza.

Stoners with dyscalculia rise up
204 blaze it

Thankfully I haven't yet

Just like me and my toxic ex (who both transitioned to men after we broke up)

My favorite part of The Little Mermaid 2 is how Louis the chef not only immediately recognizes Sebastian after over a decade, but it's still on sight after all these years

Rest in peace Andy Kauffman you would have loved Nathan Fielder

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
theonion.com/a-shatt...

I would like to extend my heartfelt thanks to the Edmonton Oilers for not knowing how to match an offer sheet, and to the Boston Bruins for firing Jim Montgomery.

I've seen stickers on Teslas that said "I bought this before I knew he sucked" or something like that

Happy 314 Day to my fellow St. Louisans! The unique culture, unbeatable food, and the incredible communities we've built more than deserve to be celebrated today and every day.

(And for those of you who aren't deeply traumatized by math like I am, Happy Pi Day!)

donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle Alt: donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle who attacks him and Trump recoils in fear.

This never gets old.

Ever.

A bright and colorful abstract art piece of a person's face, drawn with colored pencils. The style is similar to that of Picasso.

To whomever left this in the teen section of the library where I work:

You have a LOT of talent. Keep it up.