Barnyard

Back when I was like 11 or 12, my mom was dating this guy who worked at Carl’s Jr. he used to bring me the wildest concoctions I could ask for. Like a chicken sandwich on sourdough with guacamole. I’m still mad that she broke up with him.

17.06.2025 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The person who wrote the song “Tomorrow” for Annie obviously didn’t have clinical depression

02.03.2025 18:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is absolutely 100% false.

Pantera has no good songs.

09.12.2024 03:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s funny when a 2 year old keeps trying to pronounce “Grinch” but it sounds like she’s saying she wants to watch a movie called “Bitch”

08.12.2024 05:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trash.

01.12.2024 04:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Choate is a chode. This fucking guy shouldn’t be anywhere near a college football team.

01.12.2024 03:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Either I have shitty taste (very possible) or people are being way hypercritical of the Umbrella Academy season 4. I thought it was pretty good. 🤷

09.08.2024 06:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is true. Trust me. I’m an ice hockey player.

16.06.2024 03:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eddie Olcyzk is fucking moron “oh there’s one two three four…. Oh wait just trust me there’s six out there” god the world would be a better place without him

10.05.2024 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All of you piece of shit rednecks in Dallas can eat my ass and lick my taint

10.05.2024 03:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How about today, pal? Doing ok?

14.02.2024 02:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey pal, doing okay?

13.02.2024 01:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The funniest part of all of this is that he used to have an iPhone. Even called it “the Jesus phone”

11.12.2023 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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I’m pretty sure eating anyone’s ass could give you food poisoning

03.12.2023 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Russell Wilson can cook and eat my ass

03.12.2023 21:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“We’re the mail vote bandits”

16.11.2023 06:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big PP for the Avs tonight

22.10.2023 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m seeing 18 flags rn

09.10.2023 02:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shoutout to the person being so drunk they’re getting kicked out of Six Flags. That person is me.

09.10.2023 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus fucking Christ you murdered the guy

01.10.2023 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Based

30.09.2023 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Picture of faded clown motel sign, including image of juggling clown and oddly spaced marquee reading “single [large gap] t clanr o o m Pets ok dish tv” On a striped pole in a mostly empty town of low buildings with bare desert hills in the background

Wooden grave markers and piles of gray stone over the graves on bare pale dirt, with a few buildings including a Quonset hut and one single tree in the background

Bright turquoise water with a few small personal jetboats moored at the edges passes under a gray stone bridge made of multiple arches. In the background are low desert willow trees and a few palms

A few scraggly sagebrush dot a plain of pale dirt, with round hills rising abruptly from the flat, geology of their different layers very visible with no vegetation

Hurricane Hilary (okay tropical storm Hilary) is going to brush an arm over several incredible places including: Tonopah, Nevada’s clown motel (next to a graveyard), the dunes in the Mojave where I nearly stepped on a scorpion at night, and the ORIGINAL LONDON BRIDGE in Lake Havasu

19.08.2023 14:51 — 👍 56    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 1

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