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they noshed the squash

30.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1557    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 38
two babies dressed as hobbits barefoot in the woods

two babies dressed as hobbits barefoot in the woods

they have walking sticks and cloaks and everything

they have walking sticks and cloaks and everything

happy halloween from samwise gamgee and frodo baggins! cloaks vests and shirts handmade by grandma, lembas bread by fig newtons corporation

31.10.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2293    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 0
A black cat wearing black costume bat wings.

A black cat wearing black costume bat wings.

A black cat wearing black costume bat wings.

A black cat wearing black costume bat wings.

A black cat wearing black costume bat wings and a pineapple hat (and looking not too pleased.)

A black cat wearing black costume bat wings and a pineapple hat (and looking not too pleased.)

Oola still adores her vampire bat cat costume. Though she was much less enamored with the pineapple hat addition. Had to get that ridiculous thing off her right away (but she kept the wings on.)

31.10.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday, Victor!!!

31.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's always a good time to get your mailing list off of the site that actively funds transphobic writers, but now is a particularly good time to migrate, while you can still take your customers' Stripe billing tokens with you and not have to get people to reenter payment

29.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Here's a link to donate to a very good group that can help out SNAP families AND also use Star Wars memes:

secure.nokidhungry.org/site/Donatio...

28.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

28.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14195    πŸ” 4410    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 250
a black and white typography edit that reads "i am gay and i must create". around the text are many arts and crafts supplies such as a glue gun, spools of thread, scissors, a linocut carver, tunes of paint, crayons, buttons, pins, a ball of yarn, paint brushes, pens, and pencils, and other things of that nature. the entire image is textured to look photocopied.

a black and white typography edit that reads "i am gay and i must create". around the text are many arts and crafts supplies such as a glue gun, spools of thread, scissors, a linocut carver, tunes of paint, crayons, buttons, pins, a ball of yarn, paint brushes, pens, and pencils, and other things of that nature. the entire image is textured to look photocopied.

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24.09.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2490    πŸ” 1123    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 17
DoorDash Launches
Emergency Food
Response As SNAP
Funding Cliff
Threatens To Impact
40 Million Americans
No one should go hungry-DoorDash launches an emergency food response delivering 1 million free meals through food banks and waiving fees for 300,000 SNAP recipient grocery orders.
Oct 26,2025

DoorDash Launches Emergency Food Response As SNAP Funding Cliff Threatens To Impact 40 Million Americans No one should go hungry-DoorDash launches an emergency food response delivering 1 million free meals through food banks and waiving fees for 300,000 SNAP recipient grocery orders. Oct 26,2025

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29.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

It's basically a quick version of a kolache, what's not to like????

29.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

28.10.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19229    πŸ” 7439    πŸ’¬ 258    πŸ“Œ 1320

don't let them make you think this is something you need.

28.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1108    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
A 4-frame comic in black ink, no color of a cat and raccoon.

Frame 1: stationary supplies scatter from a reusable shopping bag. Cat says "I got a new planner!"

Frame 2: closeup of Raccoon saying "Don't you HAVE mult-"

Frame 3: Cat cuts them off, physically clawing at their face and yelling "SHHH-"

Frame 4: Cat close against raccoon's face with wild eyes, saying "this is the one that will FIX ME."

A 4-frame comic in black ink, no color of a cat and raccoon. Frame 1: stationary supplies scatter from a reusable shopping bag. Cat says "I got a new planner!" Frame 2: closeup of Raccoon saying "Don't you HAVE mult-" Frame 3: Cat cuts them off, physically clawing at their face and yelling "SHHH-" Frame 4: Cat close against raccoon's face with wild eyes, saying "this is the one that will FIX ME."

Why is every adhd person like this

28.10.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2081    πŸ” 502    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 17

If you make 130% of the federal poverty level, you qualify for SNAP.

A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify.

I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.

27.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20322    πŸ” 6228    πŸ’¬ 547    πŸ“Œ 210
ahh! a small fluffy ghost sits on a hardwood floor staring directly at us. but actually... the longer we take it in, the more cute the ghost becomes. one could even mistake this little guy for a golden retriever puppy wearing a sheet with eye, ear, and mouth holes cut out of it. even though he gave us a fright, we would still pet this ghost puppy.

ahh! a small fluffy ghost sits on a hardwood floor staring directly at us. but actually... the longer we take it in, the more cute the ghost becomes. one could even mistake this little guy for a golden retriever puppy wearing a sheet with eye, ear, and mouth holes cut out of it. even though he gave us a fright, we would still pet this ghost puppy.

My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: theodore.goldenvelt)

27.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12601    πŸ” 1339    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 70

We're there now. Republicans are killing SNAP. The Democratic Party should be out in every community GIVING PEOPLE FOOD.

27.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 366    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

26.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4643    πŸ” 3448    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 87

Let's try something new.

If you donate to a food bank and tell me how much and which one, I'll match your donation.

If it's less than $50, I'll round up.

Tag me, reply here, or DM if you prefer.

Why food banks? Because if we want to survive a general strike, we need to keep people fed.

23.10.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 13

It is not your job to protect the profits of shareholders. They do not need your help, and you are only a couple of bad breaks away from being the person unable to afford the food they exploit our need for.

23.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Misty Copeland is so important

whiteness is so central to the classical ballet art form and the excellence you have to achieve to smash through that racist ceiling is beyond belief. she is jaw-dropping to watch on her own merits but she’s also such a necessary voice for Black dancers

23.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 378    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨 ALERT 🚨 It is now officially babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods season. Please be on the lookout for babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods at all times.

21.10.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1744    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 36
β€œThe British Museum better have an air-tight alibi.”

Aaron Goldstein, Helium Expert

β€œThe British Museum better have an air-tight alibi.” Aaron Goldstein, Helium Expert

Priceless Jewels Stolen From Louvre In Daytime Raid
https://theonion.com/priceless-jewels-stolen-from-louvre-in-daytime-raid/

21.10.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1131    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 10

donate to food banks and also USE FOOD BANKS. too many people don’t use services like this because they feel they aren’t poor *enough* or aren’t desperate *enough*. use them. and get that sorted out before it becomes dire.

20.10.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

increasingly of the opinion that stealing Big Famous Jewels from big famous institutions is kiiiiiind of a victimless crime, guys

19.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 737    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was β€œfinally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

19.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11772    πŸ” 3082    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 75

And this is after a wave of people getting their SNAP benefits stolen this month (at least in my area) - I've gotten so many calls about their SNAP being stolen during my volunteer shifts at the food bank in the past few weeks. So that's two months in a row of no SNAP if the shutdown goes on

19.10.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WIC is already being impactedβ€” I saw a woman in my local But Nothing group asking for diapers and formula because she hadn’t gotten her WIC funds

19.10.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

So the feds have now directed states NOT to send out November SNAP benefits.

A whole bunch of people are going to go hungry this Thanksgiving.

FUCK THAT HEARTLESS DUDE!

All he does is hurt people.

If you haven’t donated to a food bank recently, now is a good time to start.

16.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1455    πŸ” 707    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 65
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Tiny Wolfwood, smiling wildly, on front of a sky-colored cross, grown up Wolfwood holding it from behind, growling. He’s munching on a vial, and there’s vials surrounding the cross like half a sun, getting depleted from left to right. There are chains over the cross, being tied/pulled from the ground, where ghost tiny children hands are reaching for the cross. They are all standing on a ground of blood colored skulls. Deep black textured background, where it all blends in.

Tiny Wolfwood, smiling wildly, on front of a sky-colored cross, grown up Wolfwood holding it from behind, growling. He’s munching on a vial, and there’s vials surrounding the cross like half a sun, getting depleted from left to right. There are chains over the cross, being tied/pulled from the ground, where ghost tiny children hands are reaching for the cross. They are all standing on a ground of blood colored skulls. Deep black textured background, where it all blends in.

The Punisher (2023)

#bnuuyart | #trigun | #wolfwood

16.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 346    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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