Humm-A-Lo

sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass

Documentary Of A Married Woman Trying To Stop Herself From Cumming

Best Masturbator 2009

A scanned sketchbook page of cartoon drawings. An unclothed anthropomorphic wolf wearing only round spectacles sits at top with legs crossed, looking at the viewer. He says, "Every day I winnow my chaff. And you know what? It's not rocket science. But it is particle physics." At lower left, two researchers sit behind a table at a press conference. A placard on the table reads "CERN - Cute Energetic Really Nerdy." One researcher says "We've discovered a new type of LNN (Large Naked Nerd.) A projector screen to their right shows a size comparison between a regular 6ft tall nerd and the 9ft tall nerd, with the latter's massively hanging trunk censored with a black bar. At lower right, the LNN is shown displaying a t-shirt to a smaller creature, asking "Have you got this in XXXL?" The t-shirt has a drawing of a microwave on it. Text on the shirt reads "TAKE ME DOWN TO MAGNETRON CITY WHERE THE POPCORN POPS AND THE RADAR'S SPINNING."

New size of nerd discovered

Frame #17009 from 50s E01-03 moontrip

It's only a recession if it's in the recession region of France. Otherwise, sparkling downturn

transparent star plush with little eyes and a loving smile

Funny Friends Peek-A-Boo Star

Screenshot of an article thumbnail showing people using Garry's Mode to bypass the new UK censorship Law

This thumbnail is killing me

They rule very hard

kill me if you wish. at least one of us obeyed the sacred rules of checkers

A black and white poster of a dragon furry and a lynx furry sitting around a computer with air canada gal on the screen. The dragon asks, "THAT'S contemporary furry art?", to which the lynx responds, "PURRRR...! And there's more where that came from!" Room Party's closing reception is listed for July 20th, 12-4PM at Bunker Projects on 5106 Penn Ave

Our closing will start soon!! Come see our very own retro poster in the style of Sy Sable by @uglygirlswag.bsky.social featuring @lordpook.bsky.social, on view in the gallery for today only ;3

No one tell him

poster design for this program from Alfredas Cinema and Diamon Fisher

www.bam.org/film/2025/al...

Jeffrey Epstein Had 1,000+ Victims Industrial scale abuse enterprise far larger than previously believed is revealed in new document

Jeffrey Epstein had over 10x as many victims as previously alleged by the Justice Department, memo reveals:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/jeffrey-ep...

Alligator Alcatraz detainees allege inhumane conditions at immigration detention center Detainees claim they are enduring inhumane conditions, including lack of access to water, inadequate food and denial of religious rights.

People in Alligator Auschwitz describe the inhumane conditions in the concentration camp—insufficient water, scarce and unsanitary food, lack of medicine, denial of religious rights, etc.

“They're not respecting our human rights. We're human beings—we're not dogs. We're like rats in an experiment."

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the big questions for american democracy going forward seem to be (1) can the GOP actually build the federal police state they just funded, (2) in time to finish before democratic checks can be established, and (3) whether dems gaining power would actually try to stop/dismantle it

Dream guy

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Close up on Quark, a Ferengi with a smooth and domed head and huge earlobes that connect like a unibrow across his face. He also has nose loaf that kind of looks like a pine cone. He is pursing his mouth and doing a Jim from the office look right at us. Closed caption reads, "baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs."

This is why they didn’t want him back: He is a witness.

tempted to ask how we got here but we all saw it. we were cooked long before we started debating whether it's okay for militarized cops to summarily execute people in the street. we got so comfortable demanding compliance that compliance became our nature. this is a global disgrace.

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DJs, DRAG, PANELS
SOMETHING EVERY DAY
COME SEE THE PARTY ;3

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You/re not an ere you are a victim of HOW TO BEHAVE AND NotMasonDixon_ @boomboomwhoo.bsk... • 2h hey buddy you just blow in from stupid town? •.. Discourse for Democrats @discourse4de... • 2h I just blew your stupid father in the town square

“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.

They're just televising the construction of concentration camps like it's a good thing. This is unimaginably dark.

128 Democrats vote against impeaching Trump.