Cecilia Nemo

First panel: Londo Mollari (alien with big hair) from Babylon 5 saying “Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts.” Second panel: He says “Only the heir to the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on 12 fronts.”

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our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

Like pizza.

If we could not be weird about all Jews everywhere because the US has partnered with Israel for war on Iran, that’d be great. (To be clear, criticize Israel’s and the US’s governments and paramilitary groups as much as you please.)

Against the people who control the world’s best-funded military? Don’t put all those eggs in one basket. We’re doing our best, but you need a backup plan.

Plenty of Americans agree with your assessment.

We haven’t had a congressionally-declared war since WWII. This is bad, but it’s not new.

Every accusation is a confession. However, this is a great opportunity to go some form of flexitarian for both the climate and your wallet.

ICE bad and also, around half of people killed by police have a disability. Their final moments are usually spent in frantic terror trying to "comply" with commands before cops shoot. Not opening a door or answering a question fast enough in this country can be a death sentence.

We need smöl beans like you!

We’re also going to lose Have I Got News for You, which is how I process current events without going into a pillow fort and never coming out.

Purity test is shorthand for “you care about the people I have already decided are expendable.”

Because of the National driver register, since their licenses are suspended, trans folks cannot move to another state and get a new license until they remove the suspension on their existing Kansas license.

They can't even escape this by moving to another state.

The entire premise of all dystopian fiction in a single skeet.

This must be stopped. If the Dems can’t//won’t do it, we need to find people who will. None of us are free unless/until trans people are.

I am Snowacus.

Thanks. I don’t like the lying either. It causes more harm.

Yes. And I could have been even better informed (and maybe had other options for my period pain) if we did more medical research on women’s health. Which I think should really be the takeaway; we need more options, not fewer.

Why are we still focused on these people’s drug use like it’s the real problem? This woman’s psychedelic use isn’t the problem; her lack of qualifications and policy preferences are the problem.

I got a blood clot on the pill without being a smoker, so it happens. But it’s not common, and pregnancy is way riskier. Bc pills should be accessible to all who need them.

Wow. Thank you.

100%!

Pregnancy is way more dangerous. Bc should be legal and accessible. But I had a blood clot because of them, so if we could not downplay the rare but real potential harms, that would be great.

At least the haters here send you to Ken Burns instead of Darren Aronofsky’s AI, I guess?

The more I learn about Flav, the more #TeamFlav I get.

to clarify, whereas an ouroboros is a great snake eating its own tail, symbolizing the endless cycles of life, nature, and the universe; a reverse ouroboros is a great snake crawling up its own asshole, symbolizing the infinite hubris of dumb motherfuckers who are always wrong about everything

The problem is many of us don't see a lack of racism as an access need for Black people.

Even if it were just a communications tool, communicating that you want fascists out is the superior choice.

That gets me. If one thinks electing Democrats is the only solution, how does smugly browbeating those to one’s left help the situation? Why wouldn’t one spend that energy earning their votes instead of driving them off? The dopamine hit of self-righteousness doesn’t win elections.