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Bri'ish asian 19 Bus Driver (ik crazy right uwu) Bisexual Quite new to this, help me find my friends qwq Always up to hang out ^w^ ๐Ÿชก by @minimoise.bsky.social

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Bro

08.10.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

wireless gooning ๐Ÿคค

08.10.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OH BOY 3AM
(and I can't sleep ๐Ÿ˜ญ even though i been awake since practically 3am YESTERDAY-)

08.10.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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me and whom

08.10.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WAGHWGAGWHSGA

07.10.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*fills it up to 100% then D R A I N S it to 0%* ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅด

07.10.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Banned Books - Gator Days

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Panel 1

Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian.

Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned?

Dora: Vulgar Language.

Panel 2

Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is.

Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES!

Panel 3

Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter.

Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude.

Panel 4

Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t".

Olivia: Now I have to read it.

Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.

Banned Books - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian. Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned? Dora: Vulgar Language. Panel 2 Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is. Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES! Panel 3 Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter. Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude. Panel 4 Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t". Olivia: Now I have to read it. Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.

Banned Books - Gator Days

06.10.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6201    ๐Ÿ” 1433    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
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h E L P I R A N O U T O F F U E L A A A A A A A A A A A D:<

06.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*cums via bluetooth*

06.10.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SNEP BOOGALOO

05.10.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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only need a minute ๐Ÿ˜˜

04.10.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
04.10.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me and @lolshift.bsky.social instagram feeds are absolutely fucked up rn LOL

04.10.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*skeets your testicles* ๐Ÿคค

03.10.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with curlers in his hair is singing into his mouth . ALT: a man with curlers in his hair is singing into his mouth .
01.10.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

or any other platform cuz I quite literally cannot access dms on here qwq

30.09.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

discord dms? ๐Ÿซ‚

30.09.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*Found Fursuit*

Hey everyone, just wondering if anyone recognises this suit? I got my paws on it from a non furry and want to trace back its origins and check if anyones missing it! ๐Ÿ’–

If anyone may know who the maker or previous owners of this suit are, do let me know! ๐Ÿ„

@fursuitsar.bsky.social

29.09.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@furtrack.com

30.09.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’š
luv u fren! ^w^

(also I can vouch that u is not stinky either :3 smell like a new car! :D)

28.09.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got to see my favourite kitty @lolshift.bsky.social today. Psst, I can officially verify that he isn't stinky now XD. I admit I've grown quite close to Honk alot, I think of Honk as a very close friend.

28.09.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation

28.09.2025 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*plates you*

27.09.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

truth owo

27.09.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AGH! D:<
*HONKS UR INSIDES*

27.09.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WAAAHAHAH-

27.09.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*boils you*

26.09.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*drains you from round ONE* ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

26.09.2025 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WAGAHWGAHWGAH!?!?!@?!?! O////O

murrtube bout to pop off like crazy,,, ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

26.09.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ill do more than play,,, ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿคช๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

26.09.2025 08:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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