Bookslut

Your skeleton has around 25,000 calories.

A four panel comic strip. In the 1st panel, an octopus is seen within the frame, with a textbox explaining "an octopus can fit through any hole larger than its beak." In the second panel, the text continues, "this means an octopus as large as 600 lbs can potentially fit through a hole the size of a quarter." As this unseen narrator says this, the octopus slips out of a small opening in the frame of the comic going between panels. In the third panel, the octopus is completely absent, the narrator says "oh no." Finally we see the octopus having fully broken out of the comic panels, scooting its way out of the comic, holding a cellphone and saying "hey- tell the boys Vinny The Thumbs is out of hoosegow. I know a couple of 'em won't be too thrilled but it's more fun if they have a head start."

Octopus Facts

PBS didn't "become woke". You grew up to be a bad person.

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The full spectrum of human interests

He’s so good at this.

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nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

Dark female tabby cat with whit paws on blue decorated chair with tapestry of book in background.

Our beautiful Molly, who knows she's gorgeous and poses for pictures.

Coined a new word last night when absolutely fawning over Dame Judi Dench.
She provided me such a wonderful "Shakesperience".
Someone get Oxford on the line. I'm gonna be in the OED.

Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”

Ha!

they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" well i don't want to be strong, i want to drink iced coffee and read books and take naps.

I love that tabby face! My boy makes the same face often!

We are sobbing here. $250 Chewy Gift Card to his lucky adopter!

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Available for adoption at LCAS 🧡

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It's just Ukraine. Not the Ukraine.

Anyone who says that money can’t buy happiness has never paid an adoption fee. Have a great Wednesday

Mom, can I hold your hand…?

Get loud! Your stuff is great and I follow you on tumblr too. I always tell my partner "I follow the human who makes that art!" when we see it online.

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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better

DYSWTRIC - do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

a Peeping Don

Since I was a child, I was told that deer eat carrots. But I haven't had the opportunity to ask one specifically

*looking up from reading tea leaves in the bottom of my cup*
It says, this is some bullshit.

As time goes on, Gary Oldman’s name only becomes more accurate

Two panel comic. Dog dentist and dog patient. 1: Patient sitting in chair with a tennis ball in his mouth. Dentist: "I can't work on your teeth with that ball in your mouth." Patient: "Fine" 2: Dentist running away with tennis ball in his mouth. Patient with his arms up in the air. Patient: "I knew it!"

Doggone it!