Chicago Imp

Sex hands is from Amok Time. They made a big deal that Vulcans don't shake hands because their hands are so sensitive so the Vulcan salute is visual instead of tactile

But if you get rid of the allegory.... Vulcans not mind melding seemed a weird thing for a telepathic race with sex-hands to not have tried over the millenia

It seemed pretty clear that mind melds were gay sex and p'nar syndrome was AIDS.

Mmm ass potato

Keep the account and never log in again...

I really love this app but not being able to make my profile private and not getting alerts when people I like post are two bigger hurdles for me to to engage more here.

On the subway, just heard a Gen Z'er say, "I heard it's called midtown because your boyfriend works there"

ZING

Waaaiiiiit you're here? Color me shocked

Say yes, then 20 minutes later say "I read what you wrote again and changed my mind."

Take a nap, and dream of 46 D

Moonlighting's Maddie Hayes says her chastity belt is pinching

Maddie is ready for the end of Locktober

Can you remember, 3 years from now, when you plug something into an outlet you've never used, that perhaps this is where that breaker went?
100% would happen to me.
We have an outlet linked to a wall switch for a light in the living room. Regularly stymies me.

Lean edition

I can help with almost all of this 🤩

You know I've been here about 48 hours and it feels like home. Thanks y'all