Joe Kassabian jkass99 - Bluesky Statics

If I say what should happen to people who do this i will be banned

02.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 71 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1

Kalshi!

02.03.2026 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im 100% certain they will be

02.03.2026 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's what I'm watching now against the preds because the game isnt at 1am for the first time in forever here.

02.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Watching an American sports broadcast for the first time in a long time and oh my god it's all just betting shit now isn't it

02.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 132 🔁 5 💬 15 📌 0

I might know a few people

02.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good lord

02.03.2026 13:08 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why does he look like he shit himself

02.03.2026 12:53 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If Bluesky admin is asking no

02.03.2026 11:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well done, boys

02.03.2026 11:47 — 👍 286 🔁 25 💬 12 📌 7

Thanks!

02.03.2026 11:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just finished The Prisoner's Dilema by @jkass99.bsky.social. Freaking well written scifi by the same guy who did Hooligans of Kandahar.
It's basically like Scalzi with a DD214 to me. Well done battle scenes with the tint of the level of jaundiced eyes that spending time in the military generates.

01.03.2026 22:17 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Congrats on inventing insider trading war crimes, America

01.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 363 🔁 58 💬 5 📌 3

I can't believe the first man to be awarded the FIFA Peace Prize would do this (again)

28.02.2026 10:35 — 👍 333 🔁 60 💬 9 📌 2

27.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 497 🔁 99 💬 10 📌 0

27.02.2026 10:48 — 👍 206 🔁 13 💬 10 📌 0

This is just called being lower enlisted on any given friday

27.02.2026 09:23 — 👍 121 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

I'll take 3

27.02.2026 09:21 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's the fun part. American style politics come for us all no matter where we go

26.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone who is still buying this shit about Iran's nuclear program has the brain of a dog.

26.02.2026 13:08 — 👍 140 🔁 22 💬 9 📌 0

I love hockey. It's a religion in my family.

Hockey players (myself included) are dumb as hell.

26.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It isn't surprising that Bill Guerin, a guy who once covered up a sexual assault, also really likes Kash Patel.

26.02.2026 12:37 — 👍 144 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 1

But I did mean red wings management telling him to take shit down because it was going to cause problems for the team.

26.02.2026 12:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Judging from his other choices over the years that is incredibly unsurprising

26.02.2026 12:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wouldn't be surprised if the coach or GM of the wings told him to take it down since they've always made sure to be aggressively apolitical and keep the players from saying anything stupid

26.02.2026 12:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sucks real bad!

26.02.2026 09:00 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's true

26.02.2026 08:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And of course the guy leading the charge (via non stop Instagram stories) is the captain of the red wings and a hometown guy.

I remember how happy I was when a guy from Michigan was named captain of the team

I'm just constantly putting up Ls here.

26.02.2026 08:37 — 👍 120 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0

There is nothing worse than recording a podcast talking about hockey *before* the US won because

1) I said they probably weren't going to medal at all.

And

2) they not only won but then showed themselves to be dickheads.

26.02.2026 08:35 — 👍 166 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

Pitching an Air Bud spin-off of The Pitt to Netflix and getting beaten to death by executives after requesting the dogs be members of Local Air Bud 755

25.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 90 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

Posts by Joe Kassabian (@jkass99.bsky.social)