Jeff 🦝

Finally, HBO+

I always forget "Don't Stop" is a Fleetwood Mac song

At least visually

Marathon is just highlighter phyrexia

So many mfs scream about wanting an BB remake/remaster/ps5 patch and simply dont know anything

I've been wanting people to get off the damn "BluePoint can a handle Bloodborne remake" tip for so long.

BluePoint wasnt going to touch Bloodborne. Miyazaki wants to do it, but he hasn't had the time.

God, I've been wanting people to get off the "BluePoint Bloodborne remaster" tip for so long. Hopefully that'll happen soon.

Here’s the thing

I just want to play multiplayer games with people I can talk about my day with

I don’t want to compete over anything

I am too old to compete

Let’s instead talk about how cold it has been while fighting a boss

New pokemon snap is certainly a choice you've made...

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Sometimes I think my father wouldn't understand the concept of immersion, even if you put him in a vr headest, inside a sensory deprivation tank.

Do I just not enunciate well when I speak, or is the problem actually that nobody is paying attention?

Breaking news! All the people on earth are just human, they get tired too, not just you!

I hate what having our phones physically attached to our bodies 24/7 has done to society. Just because you sent me something doesn't mean I'm in the mood to talk right now.

There's not much that's more frustrating than telling the same person the same thing, 3 times, all within 3 hours of each other. Just tell me you don't pay attention when I speak, I'm really tired of having to be nice about it.

in some ways, seeing the video is irrelevant, because having to say or parse who is at fault, even when obvious, moves us away from the larger criminality that *none of this should be happening in the first place*.

Good, get your slop outta here

Opossum

open.spotify.com/track/3e8wsM...

Typa shit I'm on all 2026 and beyond

Never was one for homework, but usually always had good test scores

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Not every little thing is a crisis, sometimes it's okay to let a problem sit for 2 hours or so.....

Playing Pokémon X and Y be like:

She It's Locked on my Does Not Open From This Side till I Contraption Does Not Move

I finally fully understand this line from Arrested Development. This has been me with Rice Krispy Treats since like September

Kill your local p*dophile, heroin/meth dealer, and gestapo agent

Missed the setting sun
Customers always coming
Maybe tomorrow...