Jeff 🦝

Tfw you finally get the shiny pokemon you were hunting

Just actually kick me in the balls and get it the fuck over with

Why is the work chat on teams popping tf off at 10:20pm on a goddamn tuesday?

I guess some day had to be the stupidest day I've ever had at my job

We need a Robespierre

That's right, I forgot for a minute that I'm not allowed to be mad at anything....

I hate what apple did to the tech industry. We dont need baby mode, we need access to the goddamn settings.

If this new debit card isn't accepted at one more place, I'm closing this gd account

"I think Bear Cub from Ghost of Yōtei is my favorite video game character this year." - @jrmybrny.bsky.social

I've never understood the appeal of the Chevy Cruze

I feel like I'm more likely to buy a game if it doesn't have a huge file size. I dont want to delete anything/buy more storage to play a game if I don't have to

Good

Fuck Commander Wada, all my goods hate Commander Wada

I could be a millionaire and still wouldn't fw doordash

@ajjtheband.bsky.social please tell youre playing some deep cuts in Grand Rapids on 12/5

NOTHING brought me more joy at a concert than seeing new AJJ fans reactions to Sean singing "with eyes as red as a dog's asshole when you see it shitting"

Fuck me for having an opinion, I guess...

Getting really fucking annoyed with parts of my John seemingly "taken away".....

Remember thinking bullet hole stickers on a car was cool?

RIP my plans to build a Ragost edh deck i guess.... 😮‍💨

With the hype for Silksong, I've restarted Hollow Knight, and managed to get farther than ever before (which isn't very far, tbh) and I'm still very unsure if I really like it?

What's it like to be able to finish what youre saying without being interrupted?

Hulu's "which ad experience do you prefer?" Is absolute clown shoes. Don't give me some nonsense survey to determine which ad to play. Just play the stupid thing, and get on with the show I picked.

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot

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And a rock feels no pain

"Oh no, I only get cast in movies that stay at theaters the longest, have the biggest budgets, and likely the higher pay" shut the fuck up, dwayne

Can you imagine how long the line’s gonna be to take a piss on that grave

I'll die before I give a single fuck about a Google review. Take your opinion and blow it out your ass

I just wish more people would stop and think for just a second before they start flapping their jaws