a full-on monet

Fuck Harry Potter.
Go watch #StarTrekEnterprise instead.

I insured this pair in case I'm human again lol

I lost my AirPods like a dumb bitch, so I ordered new ones (probably a mistake) and when they got here yesterday the box was ENTIRELY OPEN. Like it had never been sealed at all. The actual AirPods box was sealed and they work just fine but damn. Shout out to the honestly of my FedEx guy I guess.

A book stamp in the shape of a circle reading "from the library of" at the top and the name of the owner crossed out for privacy at the bottom. There is a graphic of a stack of books in the middle. It's all blurry because I need a new stamp pad!

My daughter gave this to me for xmas a few years ago and I need a new stamp pad! I used to have an embosser but it is lost to the mists of time and many moves.

I used to live near a mint factory, which you can smell from the freeway as you drive through town. Refreshing!

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy! Congratulations!

the head of a woman wearing a cap with the words BAKULA TIME across the front

It's always BAKULA TIME at my house!

I put on my warm coat to take our walk today, but it was not necessary at all.

And don't forget pompons as "warm fuzzies" - straight from the 70s!

I made bowls of rice, ground beef, and frozen veggies for my kids for years. We always called it "college dinner" bc it's something a poor student would make.

I hate the new monochrome logo but at least it's just *barely* recessed into the laptop cover and you can cover it up!

I can't get used to charging a mouse though - what's that all about

May the Lord bless and keep the person who invented PainQuil amen.

The rear window of a car that has a Starfleet Academy cling that is pretty beat up

The Starfleet Academy merch I really need is a replacement for this tattered window cling that has been moved from car to car for like 15 years.

The rear window of a car that has a Starfleet Academy cling that is pretty beat up

The Starfleet Academy merch I really need is a replacement for this tattered window cling that has been moved from car to car for like 15 years.

About ten years ago a bird flew into our bedroom and landed on my head and honestly it's been pretty much downhill from there.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

I don’t wanna be at war with anybody except certain members of my family. Sally if you’re reading this I mean you.

The foreground of this photo is the back of a dog’s head. She is wearing green fleece pajamas that cover her neck. Her fur is red with a white stripe in the middle. Her ears are up because she is watching her favorite show. You can see the TV in the background. On the screen is a blond woman in a grey coat holding a very furry brown dog.

Mika was so good at the vet I told her she could watch her favorite show. Shoutout to Lovely Grooming on YouTube!

I am a big fan of the spotted towhee and this tray from @pigeonpost.shop holds all my favorite barrettes!

A small Italian greyhound in green fleece pajamas with a forest creature pattern. She is wearing a doughnut "cone" that has pretend frosting and sprinkles printed on it to make it look like a real doughnut. You can see her little white feet poking out of the legs of the pajamas. Her face is red with a white stripe down one side. She is looking a the camera and her ears are up bc she knows I'm making coffee and I will give her a dot of my whipped cream.

Taking Mika to the vet again this morning for her *ahem* bottom. I will not go into gross details but dog people know what I mean.

Since this photo was taken a half hour ago I have had to put a diaper over her jimjams bc she's bleeding. Before anyone asks: yes she's spayed.

Poor sad baby dog.

A spotted towhee at a birdfeeder. The light isn’t good, but you can see the spots on his wings and his red tummy and his little red eye.

Happy to see this spotted towhee this morning.

I’m still trying to find a good place for this feeder. If you’re using one of these camera feeders and you’re getting good light on the Birds, can you please give me your tips? #birdsky

Someone in the neighborhood is playing music just loud enough for me to hear the bass and ARGH so rude

And I hear their cashiers are allowed to sit on stools!

Whenever I see "GRWM" for just a second I think it's referring to George RR Martin, which makes all those makeup videos a lot more fun in my head.

Two women of the US Olympic team at dinner with Stanley Tucci. The two white women have brown hair and are wearing warm coats - it looks like this dinner was outside maybe - between them is a white man who is bald with glasses. He is holding up a USA sports jersey. Everyone is smiling. Before them on the table is what looks like the end of a tasty pasta dinner.

I may start playing hockey if it leads to a pasta dinner with Stanley Tucci.

I am very full lol

A copy of the Silmarillion sitting next to a big cup of restaurant coffee

Taking myself out for breakfast!

I’m so sorry for your loss, my friend. ❤️

About ten years ago a bird flew into our bedroom and landed on my head and honestly it's been pretty much downhill from there.