a full-on monet

I don’t care about the time change bc im always fuckin exhausted

Oh sweet tiny baby

The one drawback to the doughnut is that Mika is very long and very skinny and if she really tries hard she can:

1. Reach her butt
2. Push the doughnut over her head

Only six more days. We will both be glad when this is over.

Don't come at me for any of my possible misunderstanding of silverpoint stylii - I am not an artist nor a da Vinci expert. My research consisted of a five minute internet search most of which was taken up by how to spell da Vinci.

A silverpoint stylus - a writing/drawing utensil made of a pointed shaft of metal. This one is long and slender and twisted in the center which makes it look cool.

I dreamt this morning that I was writing with one of those silver pencils that da Vinci used and when I woke up I thought Hey that sounds fun! Who doesn't love a cool pencil? Alas you have to paint your paper with a bone and ash slurry and that's just not something I can fit into my schedule.

They can't be ignorant of how much people want those colors back!

Hey Apple. No tangerine? No sale. #MacbookNeo

Me watching The Pitt: SHAKE THE TONER! SHAKE THE TONER!

While we're at it, DHS needs to be dismantled, ICE should be abolished, and everyone involved prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

I went to charm school.

Raymond Feist autographed my copy!

Rookie ICQ number tbh.

T'Pol from Enterprise is pictured. She's standing in a cargo bay, camera is looking up at her. She looks serious, as per usual. Closed caption reads, "How's your dog?" (Also everything is very blue because I suck at taking TV screenshots)

A ridiculous outfit, but she’s so gorgeous you don’t even care.

I would any of those meals right this second.

Whenever I see "GRWM" for just a second I think it's referring to George RR Martin, which makes all those makeup videos a lot more fun in my head.

I went to charm school.

Thank you, Lemon Pig. 🧡🍋

Hey Apple. No tangerine? No sale. #MacbookNeo

A screen shot of a phone alert reading "Buckle Up. The Adderall XR 30.0mg you took this morning should be kicking in now."

judge judy slappin her watch dot gif

Fuck Harry Potter.
Go watch #StarTrekEnterprise instead.

Fuck Harry Potter.
Go watch #StarTrekEnterprise instead.

I insured this pair in case I'm human again lol

I lost my AirPods like a dumb bitch, so I ordered new ones (probably a mistake) and when they got here yesterday the box was ENTIRELY OPEN. Like it had never been sealed at all. The actual AirPods box was sealed and they work just fine but damn. Shout out to the honestly of my FedEx guy I guess.

A book stamp in the shape of a circle reading "from the library of" at the top and the name of the owner crossed out for privacy at the bottom. There is a graphic of a stack of books in the middle. It's all blurry because I need a new stamp pad!

My daughter gave this to me for xmas a few years ago and I need a new stamp pad! I used to have an embosser but it is lost to the mists of time and many moves.

I used to live near a mint factory, which you can smell from the freeway as you drive through town. Refreshing!

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy! Congratulations!

the head of a woman wearing a cap with the words BAKULA TIME across the front

It's always BAKULA TIME at my house!

I put on my warm coat to take our walk today, but it was not necessary at all.

And don't forget pompons as "warm fuzzies" - straight from the 70s!