a full-on monet

While we're at it, DHS needs to be dismantled, ICE should be abolished, and everyone involved prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

I went to charm school.

Raymond Feist autographed my copy!

Rookie ICQ number tbh.

T'Pol from Enterprise is pictured. She's standing in a cargo bay, camera is looking up at her. She looks serious, as per usual. Closed caption reads, "How's your dog?" (Also everything is very blue because I suck at taking TV screenshots)

A ridiculous outfit, but she’s so gorgeous you don’t even care.

I would any of those meals right this second.

Whenever I see "GRWM" for just a second I think it's referring to George RR Martin, which makes all those makeup videos a lot more fun in my head.

I went to charm school.

Thank you, Lemon Pig. 🧡🍋

Hey Apple. No tangerine? No sale. #MacbookNeo

A screen shot of a phone alert reading "Buckle Up. The Adderall XR 30.0mg you took this morning should be kicking in now."

judge judy slappin her watch dot gif

Fuck Harry Potter.
Go watch #StarTrekEnterprise instead.

Fuck Harry Potter.
Go watch #StarTrekEnterprise instead.

I insured this pair in case I'm human again lol

I lost my AirPods like a dumb bitch, so I ordered new ones (probably a mistake) and when they got here yesterday the box was ENTIRELY OPEN. Like it had never been sealed at all. The actual AirPods box was sealed and they work just fine but damn. Shout out to the honestly of my FedEx guy I guess.

A book stamp in the shape of a circle reading "from the library of" at the top and the name of the owner crossed out for privacy at the bottom. There is a graphic of a stack of books in the middle. It's all blurry because I need a new stamp pad!

My daughter gave this to me for xmas a few years ago and I need a new stamp pad! I used to have an embosser but it is lost to the mists of time and many moves.

I used to live near a mint factory, which you can smell from the freeway as you drive through town. Refreshing!

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy! Congratulations!

the head of a woman wearing a cap with the words BAKULA TIME across the front

It's always BAKULA TIME at my house!

I put on my warm coat to take our walk today, but it was not necessary at all.

And don't forget pompons as "warm fuzzies" - straight from the 70s!

I made bowls of rice, ground beef, and frozen veggies for my kids for years. We always called it "college dinner" bc it's something a poor student would make.

I hate the new monochrome logo but at least it's just *barely* recessed into the laptop cover and you can cover it up!

I can't get used to charging a mouse though - what's that all about

May the Lord bless and keep the person who invented PainQuil amen.

The rear window of a car that has a Starfleet Academy cling that is pretty beat up

The Starfleet Academy merch I really need is a replacement for this tattered window cling that has been moved from car to car for like 15 years.

The rear window of a car that has a Starfleet Academy cling that is pretty beat up

The Starfleet Academy merch I really need is a replacement for this tattered window cling that has been moved from car to car for like 15 years.

About ten years ago a bird flew into our bedroom and landed on my head and honestly it's been pretty much downhill from there.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.