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I sure do. I’ll post them in the morrow ☺️

If it were, I'd have said yes!

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My friend: "I need a new laptop, could you recommend one for me please?"

Me:

🤣 Too far! Someone else might say.

"It's gone all stiff already!"

Of course, but I'd rather not be accused of it anyway in the Trumpian school of litigation!

😅

Absolutely. Even if it had been tempting, it’s WAY too much hassle, when there’s sitting on the sofa to be done!

He was kind of ‘rock star’ esque, in his vibe. Thought of himself as a sort of digital Trent Reznor. So the ego wasn’t a good sign. The giant red flags were just extra. 😅

And not the cool kind!!

Nice! ☺️

That’s exactly the kind of thing I’m talking about! I won one only recently in a charity shop. It was guess the number of marbles in a jar and I won a hideous plushy, which I gave to the first kid I saw outside the shop. ☺️

I shan’t! It was creepy. But don’t want to get done for libel. 😅

In about 2018 I was asked out via Twitter by the lead of a major, well known, indie game studio (no one I speak to on here) who offered to pay for me to visit him in France whilst he was on his holiday.

It was in a bar… that might explain things? 🤣

I wouldn’t know where they were otherwise. To be honest, I don’t even know what books I own until I look. 😅

🤣🤣🤣

Was it a good lawnmower? 😅

I foiled the toy maker’s bombing plans, and before turning him in, beat him up with non lethal fist attacks. When he came to he was angry. I couldn’t talk to him until I gave him gifts to calm him down. So I gave him his own explosive teddy bears. Sadly they didn’t explode. 🤣

Oh yes he called me that AFTER I’d recovered from the cheese episode.

I haven’t thrown a cheese at anyone, but did throw a wheelbarrow at a citizen from a high place. -5hp and the narrator said my violent behaviour had not gone unnoticed. 🤣

Satisfying isn’t it. 🤣 I settle for alphabetical (by author and then by title) now.

I once put 50 wasabi peas into my mouth at once

My useless special skills include accurately estimating the number of sweets in a jar

Not an unknown secret, but after creating 3 LEGO sound cards and 2 video cards which made it on to tech sites like PC Gamer and Tom’s Hardware, a mainstream high-street print PC magazine did a 6 page feature entirely on me. 😅

Of boredom 😅

As a child (age 5, 6 ish), I got a whole bunch of small stickers and used them to catalogue the books on my bookshelf via the Dewey Decimal System.

The only thing was, you couldn’t smile or move a muscle at all. Fortunately the pls was deathly boring.

😅

He did call me ‘oh cheesy one’ or something. Sadly you can’t attack anyone when a cheese!