@reallynotmichael.bsky.social
"Fortune smiles upon this meeting - for I has wares, if you have coin."
honestly-after the stunning performance that was bad bunny- this
10.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0finally about to fight the paintress in expedition 33. still dont really understand what tf is going on with this forlorn,broken family of imortals sub plot tho.
10.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it is the strongest muscle (relativly) gotta work it out any chance you get. eating butt is good health.
10.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0someone said heated rivalries starts off slow and dry. bruh I am watching porn rn.
10.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0...i... i cant... this is already tm.
10.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0alright alright im starting heated rivalry. stop yelling at me!
10.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0100% this. jaw be aching after and shyt (worth it tho)
09.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I shout into the wind on here but I really need to make a pinned post chronicling my new music discoveries and hope that moots flock.
09.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0late to report but vienna viennas ep "entertain me" has been a blessing.
09.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0two kinds of patriot lost today
09.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 59 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 1post superb owl synopsis:
- food; 10s across the board
- game; until the last 10 minutes I would have guessed I was watching hs football.
- halftime; always the highlight
- commercials; wayyy to many ai ads
robert kraft appears
unison EWWWW
I was convinced that this was going to end 15-0 all field goals.
09.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I really hope the patriots loose.
09.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that gummy cluster juiceys commercial tho! CUTE!
09.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everyone: "lmk when the commercials come back on"
09.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0love still
08.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0missed opportunity for green day during american idiot...
08.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0the bel ami guys on the calender i have in my kitchen fat shame me daily.
08.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0im just in it for the food. buffalo chicken dip, taquitos, and jalapeño poppers - im in sw junk food heaven.
08.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0soooooo.... super bowl?
08.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0morning j just set off the fire alarm. rude.
08.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ive been saying don tolivers name like "don tall-ey-vie-ye" for years. idk i thought he was french or something?
08.02.2026 13:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ty! homeboy in the kirby hat placed sub 30 mins but my ass deff crossed at 49:50. had fun, didn't die tho!
08.02.2026 12:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it involves rose pedals, mood lighting, and a jason voorheese mask.
08.02.2026 12:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0diabolical sexy plans in motion for friday the 13th leading into vday.
08.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
irl stardew event
08.02.2026 12:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0two injuries in 30 mins? i'll be rethinking future ski trip invites ty.
08.02.2026 11:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nothing like women's olympic downhill skiing to keep me company at 5:30 am.
08.02.2026 11:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0its actually terrifying
07.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
