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currently sitting on top a camero preparing to throw corn shapped candy at kids for a small town WI parade.

i've been taking these edibles that are meant to be taken before sex but before work and now it feels so much better when they fuck me for 8 hours straight.

a drop off box would have sufficed fr

going to crash out at my local spectrum store. brick & mortar internet/cable/phone stores should be reserved for those 55+. There is no need for me to be waiting in queue behind old people who don't know the meaning of the word 'internet' just to return equipment on a service I already canceled.

biweekly reminder of what I look like.
post gym, pre work, thc and caffeine coursing through my veins - I was feeling myself in this little giddup ngl.

There's a locust plague in our office and I think its because I ate the greek salad with italian dressing.

why did this salad place just give me Italian dressing on my greek salad.

eating crab rangoons off my chest while watching let's plays of horror games I'd never play myself because im too scared to.

banger headache and the new roomies bring me ibuprofen and a nerf gun. problem solved.

woke up from a nightmare that three tornadoes touched down over the lake all at once just for it to be severely thunderstorming outside irl. SICK.

YouTube video by Kraig Adams Hiking 70 Miles Alone on the Sawtooth Loop Trail

This going to be me in 2 weeks

M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not.

ass about to be phenomenal btw

something about a 18.5 mile hike that just kinda makes me want to live naked in the woods and survive off fruits and nuts forever.

admitting it now - I'd let Hunter Biden hit.

gochujan egg and turky bacon sammy with american cheese on texas toast for the soul.

about to be a fag and a dyke against the world out there fr.

okay I just dropped $500 on backpacking supplies. retail therapy ig.

In a "can I just dissappear for awhile" mood today - I've been saying "I need to chill tf out" for MONTHS and there's no end in site.

Woman wearing headphones wiping away tears with a caption of her saying “wow, that was so powerful”

When Slayyyter said “Money, drugs, chains on my chest, that vintage Celine”

ITS NEW MUSIC FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!!

POOR CHOICES skuzland · POOR CHOICES · Song · 2025

Once again plugging skuzland too.

I Love My Computer Ninajirachi · Album · 2025 · 12 songs

Once again plugging Ninajirachi.

I feel like ziwe is lying when she says she doesn't like feet.

king of the hill return is here 🙌

got the new Samsung Flip to replace my old Note 20 and my old school rune scape mobile gaming experience just increased exponentially.

my man just left to go back home and now that I'm not ugly crying I think I'll shove my face with food and fall asleep now thanks.

YouTube video by Raggins Why Is Daisy White?

i apologize for everything Ive ever said about daisy - shes was the victim not the perpetrator.

me pls.

super8 d8 night weekend with my man *swoons*