@reallynotmichael.bsky.social
"Fortune smiles upon this meeting - for I has wares, if you have coin."
who up yoinking their yepa this morning?
07.11.2025 16:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in wisconsin we don't do zodiac signs - your fate is cut by the cheese.
05.11.2025 13:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Had to.
28.09.2025 19:23 — 👍 133 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0same
02.11.2025 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cody and may, the parents from takes two are absolutely wrong for what they did to her majesty the elephant queen and honestly I hope this game ends with rose being adopted by a nice aunt or something.
02.11.2025 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0also watched alien (1979) last night and im sad to report it was not the unedited sigourney weaver full bush edition :(
02.11.2025 13:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0watching killer klowns from outerspace to wind down
02.11.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0delicious truly
31.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the last 7 years have not been treating Lily Allen well apparently.
30.10.2025 22:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Labubu
27.10.2025 03:16 — 👍 181 🔁 32 💬 3 📌 0@clownmf.bsky.social and jules mcnewls
26.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
love seeing this man smile
26.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0found @basaljones.bsky.social asleep on a broken couch, in an eggplant dress, next to an open pack of hotdogs and a red solo cup full of ketchup this morning.
26.10.2025 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was their mistake - no work was done and pizza was consumed.
26.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0all assistants in one office, no managers or advisors, on a FRIDAY?! oh they fucked up.
24.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
my car windows where frosted up this morning - its coming....
24.10.2025 12:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0like - if making stuffed french toast gets me morning head everytime im sold.
24.10.2025 12:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i have a chicken tender and mac'n'cheese boyfriend and whenever I make him food that's not made for a 5 year old he showers me in praise for DAYS.
24.10.2025 12:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ty dom master bryant
20.10.2025 12:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a theological study live skeet
19.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
w/ @islandr.bsky.social
19.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0simultaneous streaming dragon slayer 1 in osrs with my roomate to fulfill my childhood dream of beating elvarg (also for a gifted membership)
19.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
off to a great start! Happy Friday.
17.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 09/10 - perfect 10 could've been achieved with a Meghan x Amelia 'All The Things She Said' by t.A.T.u. music video spoof at the end.
16.10.2025 11:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0full house but about mid to late 20 year old pot heads still in college.
16.10.2025 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i live in a 3 story apartment/home and every unit contains my closest friends - type shit they'd make a 90s sitcom about.
16.10.2025 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0fuck, me too! i inhaled them hoes, gone too soon 🤧 lol
16.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0just spent the last 2.5 hours making the best hand cut, fresh fried, perfectly season french fries and probably demolished them in 2.5 minutes.
16.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Meghan 2 is CUNT!!!
16.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Just one more follower till I hit 100!
(I hope its another porn laiden bot account - thats the community I'm building here)
