Bene Jesserit

He looks like the uncanny valley but real life. Bad deepfake. Sleep paralysis demon. Janky waxworks figure. Etc.

YouTube video by Rello Dangerous Ain’t never seen a big boy grill on the roof

For those of you who haven’t been blessed by this video

Trump on the White House roof for some reason idk

🎵 I ain’t never seen a big boy get on the roof

“It’s such a pleasure to meet you! I love your little hat!”

At the dinner table, my 4-year-old nephew exclaimed that he swam all the way across the pool without help, and also he “took the biggest poop you’ve ever seen.” Great job, kid.

Some hijinks from Dandadan with the Old Lady House logo from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. This was an extremely dumb thing to make.

🎵Old Lady House, you'll never be alone~

Heard a cover of Goo Goo Dolls’ “Iris” and I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing because I kept thinking of Henry Zebrowski screaming, “AND I DON’T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME~”

Trump Is Bringing Back the Presidential Fitness Test As if life under this presidency weren’t hard enough.

Love that a guy who couldn’t do a single push-up is going to inflict this ancient evil on our nation’s youth.

Fake Leo DiCaprio Bluesky profile

I know this is fake because I’m a woman over 25.

He contains multitudes.

MAN IT’S A HOT ONE

I love that!!! The last time I saw him live, he had us sing the harmonies to “Old Bastard.”

YouTube video by benfoldsTV "But Wait, There's More" - Ben Folds Live with the National Symphony Orchestra

This has been in my head for weeks now. I do still believe in the good of human kind, even if some people are making it REALLY FUCKING HARD.

I will never stop hating that guy. Team Letterman and Conan forever.

Man, I love the Wes Anderson aesthetic. Really appeals to my love of color and my Type A tendencies.

I didn’t remember that! Like he’s a tiny, super aggressive dog.

“I WANNA’ FIGHT YOU, I FUCKIN’ BITE YOU.”

Art.

He won the ratings battle but he lost the culture war.

a man in a suit and tie says i 'm really enjoying it . Alt: Letterman saying “I’m really enjoying it.”

Watching Bluesky unite to dunk on Leno like

Jay Leno Says Today’s Late-Night Hosts ‘Alienate’ Half the Audience With Political Jokes ‘Cozying Up to One Side’: ‘I Don’t Think Anybody Wants to Hear a Lecture’ Jay Leno believes late-night TV hosts have become too politicized -- and that they risk losing half the viewing audience.

Man who has never said anything worthwhile criticizing people who actually have something to say? Fuck off forever, bro.

Team Letterman 4 lyfe

“I wanna’ fight you, I fuckin’ bite you” is such a wild lyric.

Besides, we all know the best song on the Godzilla soundtrack is “Air” by BFF.

a cartoon character with glasses and the word butts on her mouth ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and the word butts on her mouth

Literary the second post in a row that I’ve used this gif but

I had a hysterectomy 6 months ago and my overall health has actually improved. Come at me, bro.

Lee Pace as Brother Day in Foundation.

Nicholas Hoult as Emperor Peter III in The Great

Fuckboi emperor battle. Who ya’ got?

How do we convince someone to revive the Spice Girls anime??? I would watch it so hard.

The infamous handshake meme explaining the main commonality between Dune and Dandadan: big fuckin’ worms.

We love to see it.

And I'm his friend, Cthulhu!

Yay, people are paying attention to Big Zoidberg!