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Bene Jesserit

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Aspiring space witch. My favorite things are cats, science fiction, horror and baked goods. Sometimes I get real fired up over Tar Heel basketball. She/her.

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Omg Panda and Kuma πŸ’–

05.03.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I finally got to THAT episode. Lived up to the hype. I wanna’ get ripped and do revenge.

05.03.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Maki from JJK after doing a revenge for the ages

Maki from JJK after doing a revenge for the ages

MA-KI ZEN-IN

*clap clap clapclapclap*

05.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, we’re lucky that the MAGA aesthetic is so tacky. Absolutely no juice.

04.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He can’t pull off the leather duster, though.

04.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon titled "know the work rules".

The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny"

The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools.  The woman fearfully picks up the 
Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

04.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2671    πŸ” 408    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3

Big night for me personally. Go Heels!

04.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Watching Last Stream on the Left on my laptop and the UNC/Clemson game on the TV. I know it’s weird. I’m anxious.

Watching Last Stream on the Left on my laptop and the UNC/Clemson game on the TV. I know it’s weird. I’m anxious.

Got Henri Veesaar on one screen and Henry Zebrowski on another. A real spectrum of Eastern European Henry’s.

04.03.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Based on how many shitty tech bros love LotR, it’s feasible!

02.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chunky Blast Offs candy from Bob’s Burgers.

Chunky Blast Offs candy from Bob’s Burgers.

Rocket-shaped chocolate? Hell yeah.

01.03.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, but we need POSITIVE representation.

01.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How could I forget Ken?! That’s a great example, especially since he’s a good guy.

I’m just so tired of shitty men making my interests look bad. There’s so much diversity in genre now and the fans deserve better representation!

01.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m kind of on the fence, but I’ll allow it. Abed gets points for being a positive portrayal of a neurodivergent person, too.

01.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure Abed qualifies when it comes to having other interests. But he definitely qualifies when it comes to being a guy who isn’t intolerable to be around. He’s sweet!

01.03.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Promotional shot for Over the Hedge, showing Bruce Willis and the fun little CGI raccoon he voiced.

Promotional shot for Over the Hedge, showing Bruce Willis and the fun little CGI raccoon he voiced.

Pretty sure that’s just Over the Hedge, but it’s Bruce Willis and he’s a raccoon.

01.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget JD Vance, the worst Millennial.

01.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re kind of achieving this RL with the mainstreaming of anime. You’ve got cool celebs like Michael B. Jordan and Megan thee Stallion, plus basically all of Gen Z. It’s been normalized. I want this for other genres!

01.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been trying to think of fictional characters like this, and the best I can come up with is Ben Wyatt? He wears his love of GoT and Batman on his sleeve but he’s still a (relatively) normal guy.

01.03.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We need more representation for people who love science fiction and fantasy and other traditionally β€œnerdy” shit but aren’t like Big Bang Theory or Ready Player One style maladjusted man babies about it. People who have other interests, too! People who can function in polite society! We exist!!!

01.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell no. C-Tates rocks.

01.03.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We decided we loved C-Tates, and Chet became our new white boy villain.

01.03.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Henri Veesaar is GOIN’ OFF

01.03.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Operation Epic Bacon

28.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t read it until I was in my 30s and I’m ashamed that it took me so long.

28.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Opened the HBO app on my Apple TV to watch The Pitt, and it gave me an error message and started playing Bill Maher??? How very dare.

28.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a LOT you could say about Dan Simmons, but for now I'll just go with:

Hyperion, check it out!

27.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subject Alt: Jack Black doing a VERY enthusiastic salute in School of Rock
27.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kento Nanami from Jujutsu Kaisen. He is as cool as he looks.

Kento Nanami from Jujutsu Kaisen. He is as cool as he looks.

Shoutout to Kento Nanami, the only guy to ever pull off the tiny steampunk glasses.

27.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Awkward tall girl icon.

27.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God, Brienne of Tarth fuckin’ rocks.

27.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0