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I do standup and also write all manner of things. At the moment I'm very much doing this: @murderbastard.bsky.social

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That's lovely.

10.03.2026 08:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, ok, thank you!

09.03.2026 22:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Contiversary | Mark Watson World Get more from Mark Watson World on Patreon

My novel 'Contacts' is set 7 years ago today; also the day I started working on it. I wrote a little reflection on it on my Patreon, as a free article. It might interest you if you read the book, or are just interested in writing. But if not, IT WILL NOT. SWERVE IT.

www.patreon.com/posts/152631...

09.03.2026 22:03 — 👍 55    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

Same, I still assume 'Dad' is me. Turns out it's a lot of people.

09.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His coach on the sidelines is doing the 'VAR check' mime with his fingers, for sure.

09.03.2026 21:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've just seen this... good heavens.

09.03.2026 21:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe you were always like this but for me, it's partly to do with early-years parenting. For years - even when they were bigger - I couldn't relax and shake the suspicion that there was something that DID need doing, or I was just suspicious of my own right to free time.

09.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One of the biggest 'man on' instances of all time.

09.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I Guess I Just Wasn't Meant For These Pines? Nope, that wasn't quite worth typing the whole thing out.

09.03.2026 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did the Great North Run with Mo Farah, and I've got to admit he just had a bit too much for me over that distance.

09.03.2026 17:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At the end of a MARATHON.

09.03.2026 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I might have said this before, but my kids and I ALSO remember Onward as an 'end times indicator' moment. Also Sonic The Hedgehog. For a while I wondered if that would be the last film I ever saw in a cinema.

09.03.2026 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have no idea what this refers to.

09.03.2026 17:19 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's the way he crashes to the floor instead of through the tape which 0.01 seconds earlier was right there where he could see it. It's like a dark cartoon.

09.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New 'my hopes and dreams being crushed in the space of single second' meme just dropped.

09.03.2026 17:04 — 👍 93    🔁 19    💬 13    📌 0

And I'm not saying I'm above that, as a person. But this year I did myself proud.

09.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excellent example.

09.03.2026 16:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lovely tune, this. I had it as one of my walk-in tracks in Edinburgh in about 2018, which means I've only recently been able to start listening to it again without feeling like I'm meant to be doing something.

09.03.2026 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Those composers will never know how lucky they were, long after their deaths.

09.03.2026 16:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hahaha fine.

09.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'The aria finally reached an audience when the BBC's Desmond Lynam...'

09.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quite right. I posted 'thanks for the birthday messages' the day AFTER, so there could be no suspicion I was trying to provoke.

09.03.2026 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hahaha. I think there's a good chance neither of us will forget it. But he would definitely be in more trouble.

09.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wonder how far up the 'O Sole Mio' page you find a mention of ice-cream.

09.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

What a fax that was.

09.03.2026 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This has got to be one of the all-time biggest gaps between a song's general vibe and intentions and its 'made famous by...' (although as Rob suggests, this version of its history is a BIT slimmed-down).

09.03.2026 16:23 — 👍 38    🔁 1    💬 8    📌 1

Yeesh, for a second I thought I'd forgotten YOUR birthday but I'd got my blues and greys mixed up, as it were.

09.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can you blame me, I get £50 every time someone clicks on it.

08.03.2026 21:24 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

In the circumstances I COULDN'T open with it.

08.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wasn't even consulted.

08.03.2026 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0