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Mark Watson: MURDER OF A FAMOUS BASTARD

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social

I do standup and also write all manner of things. At the moment I'm very much doing this: @murderbastard.bsky.social

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Twice, in fact.

25.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING!

25.11.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a band I wish I'd seen live.

25.11.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I told you no lies.

25.11.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I certainly do.

25.11.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We did get that, in the encore. Amazing.

25.11.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was very lucky. Couldn’t get a ticket when they came out and then a friend had one become available.

25.11.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just the last one of those. I think High And Dry was ditched from the live set almost immediately for some reason! Even I have never seen them play it.

25.11.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to see Radiohead, 28 years on from my first time. It was great. If you can, I do recommend spending your money on experiences that make you feel properly alive. You’re unlikely to regret it.

25.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Black Friday is basically bollocks and small businesses deserve your support.

24.11.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, this takes us right into the heart of whether there IS a definitive β€˜correct’ usage of a word or whether languages are necessarily shaped by, and evolve according to, their users. I don’t even know my opinion but I think it’s interesting.

24.11.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow.

24.11.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s almost certainly good, if you like the sort of thing.

23.11.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a week away. Will be good possibly.

23.11.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It'll be launched next weekend and easy to find!

23.11.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How much of The Problem is just what happened with Jota? It must be a hell of a thing to process (I realise this doesn’t apply to the under-performing newcomers but the vibe must be different.)

22.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Very true.

22.11.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely.

22.11.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s an interesting idea.

22.11.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I’m sure that IS why it is. But if all you want is pasta, it’s enough to drive you up the wall.

22.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Meet @mustntgrumble.bsky.social .

22.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This seems to be almost completely normalised now.

22.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this and it seems like it sneaked up really quickly.

22.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh boy, I’m on board with this.

22.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Happens every year, drives me mad.

22.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is only going to get worse rather than better as we get older.

22.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, calling someone a β€˜unique’ person doesn’t really mean anything. Essentially everyone is that.

22.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great old-man complaint that.

22.11.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You desperately want to know about the bloke’s previous conduct. You’ve got to do something pretty bad on a bus to be not just thrown off but blacklisted for the future.

22.11.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What is your Alright Granddad opinion - the one you already know you’ll still be boring people with when you’re 70? (Mine is that planned engineering work on railways should not take place at weekends.)

22.11.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 2

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