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Mark Watson

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social

I do standup and also write all manner of things. At the moment I'm very much doing this: @murderbastard.bsky.social

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True, and I did put that into a follow-up post. Big-name artists are incredibly passive about it, and could be setting an example.

03.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I shall hold the tongue on the subject of Live Nation.

03.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm involved in this a little (from a comedy production side) and it is partly true, but it's also true you can break out of it, if people were to work together a bit.

03.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's true. If you compare it with the price of a West End show, for example...

03.03.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That truly makes your head spin.

03.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a good attitude (and long live TMBG).

03.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. So then you can't be surprised if the gig tickets start to be expensive.

03.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(And I know someone like BeyoncΓ© or whoever can afford *not* to charge Β£200 and in those instances I do think the artists should take responsibility, stand up to their promoters. But most musicians are not in that situation and are at the mercy of streamers.)

03.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I say this fairly often: people are right to complain concerts are too expensive, but they got that way because a lot of artists started to make almost no money out of their actual records. We have to look really hard at how we pay for music.

03.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Got through to the second round of interviews for the Ayatollah but they’re making candidates do a written task of matching a pitch deck and honestly they shouldn’t be asking us to do unpaid labour for a job interview

03.03.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

OK, I'll tell the rest of them.

03.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I reckon we could go up to three, four of them a year?

03.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

03.03.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

03.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quite a lot of people have signed up who are international fans! Most of the benefits are non UK-specific.

03.03.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww.

03.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll do a blog thing explaining how everything is going to work, but basically: if you DM on Patreon with the requests, I'll sort out Bristol and Cardiff. (Obviously, you have already made the request by sending *this*, but I think it'd be good if had all of them in one place.) x

03.03.2026 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you very much!!

03.03.2026 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure enough, it is tremendous, like all his work.

02.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And, well...

02.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for always being so receptive!

02.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, agreed. The album version is basically 100 percent perfect.

02.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge thanks for indulging me/supporting me in this. Asking for support is sort of grim but it's probably worse if you don't.

02.03.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really just one guy, Sufjan Stevens. The album version is better, sort of perfect (from 'Illinois'). (At one point he claimed to be making an album about every American state.)

02.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The people have spoken.

02.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha comfortably, yes.

02.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So it's official: Sonic has had more movies than The Godfather.

02.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Mad that the film is about him struggling to get people to understand the condition in the 90s and now, indirectly because of its success, he's got a whole new bunch of people failing to understand it in the 2020s.

02.03.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it might be a risk worth taking. It's quite different from most podcasts. Much more akin to the books, really. And you seem to like those...

02.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're still waiting for quite a lot of those states, aren't we.

02.03.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0