2/2…it looks possible that we’re dealing with an EZ5 (Enhanced Zombie 5), the strongest of the zombie outbreak ratings! 😬
PLEASE, JUST GIVE THEM CANDY! Even if they’re way too old to be out there & showing up during the Jays game! 😅
Our thoughts are with all those affected. ❤️
P.S. Go Jays Go!!!
01.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
⚠️ ZOMBIE OUTBREAK REPORTED 🧟♂️
Based on your amazing reports from across the country, we can now confirm we’re in the middle of a significant Canada-wide Zombie Outbreak!
We do have to wait for the official rating from the Northern Zombie Project (NZP) but based on your reports…
1/2…
01.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
5/5…
Our Zombie Spotters will be in the field tonight, relaying us the latest ground-truth and we'll post any of the latest Warnings from the Zombieologists at Zombie & Creeper Containment Canada.
- Adam (Canada Zombie Watch)
#Canada
31.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
4/5…
(This is the best option and should hopefully save you from angering the older Zombies... but it's not a guarantee.)
31.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
3/5…
2) Disguise your home with pumpkins, spiders, ghosts, etc., and provide these Zombies, ghouls and creatures with the sustenance they require to continue on their quest for groaning and walking slowly, or whatever...
31.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
2/5…
Latest model data is suggesting there is a new hybrid of Zombie that prefers candy to brains.
Two best survival options:
1) Turn your lights out, pretend you're not home and don't answer your door.
(This, however, may anger the older Zombies that like to carry eggs and toilet paper...)
31.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
ZOMBIE WATCH ISSUED by Zombie & Creeper Containment Canada (ZCCC):
Please be on high alert for Zombies this evening across Canada. There is also a slight chance of ghouls, witches, creatures and random pop-culture icons.
1/5…
31.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1
The clouds in #Barrie are really cooking this morning! 👀 What are you experiencing? This is a timelapse because regular video didn’t do it justice. Some lake-effect s… rain this morning for some of us. Won’t be too long until we’ve got lake effect s… Never mind, I can’t even say it. 🤐
#onstorm
20.10.2025 12:05 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
They wrote in their forecast yesterday: “Scattered thunderstorms are expected. Stationary or slow-moving storms could produce rainfall amounts approaching 100 mm in isolated locations. If this were to occur over an urban area, greater impacts are likely.”
Source: x.com/ecccweathero...
24.09.2025 15:20 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
⚠️ Flooding Risk forecast has been expanded by Environment Canada for 50-100mm of rainfall 💦 possible and 70km/h wind gusts 💨 today, Wed, Sept 24, 2025 in the 🟡 yellow (A) region located in parts of Southwestern Ontario, Central Ontario & western GTHA.
- Adam
#onstorm #ontario #ontarioweather
24.09.2025 15:20 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Areas in the “A” region include #Kenora, #Dryden, #InternationalFalls, #RedLake, #EarFalls, #Pikangikum and surrounding communities.
More details ASAP.
- Adam
14.08.2025 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
⚠️ BREAKING 🌪️: Environment Canada forecasting tornado risk, 100km/h wind gusts, 2-4cm hail & 30-50mm of rainfall for parts of Northwestern Ontario today, Thursday, Aug 14, 2025 in the yellow “A” region of the map.
#ontario #onstorm
14.08.2025 19:15 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
⚠️ BREAKING 💨: Environment Canada forecasting the risk of 100km/h damaging wind gusts & 40-60mm with the risk of flash flooding for isolated parts of Ontario on Tuesday, August 12, 2025 in the “B”, yellow region of the map.
More details ASAP.
- Adam #onstorm #ontario
11.08.2025 21:11 — 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
The link we shared is a paywall free one. Is it working?
01.08.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Huge thanks to Samantha, Clare & Duane from The Globe & Mail for featuring InstantWeather in an article about severe weather anxiety. 🤗
You can pick up the traditional print version tomorrow and here’s a paywall-free link to the digital version:
www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/3b8af88...
01.08.2025 17:01 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
⚠️ BREAKING 🌪️: Environment Canada forecasting tornado risk, 100km/h wind gusts, 2cm hail & 50mm of rainfall for parts of Ontario on Thurs, July 24, 2025 in the “A” region of the map.
“B” region has a risk of 90km/h wind gusts & 30-50mm of rainfall.
- Adam #onstorm #ontario
23.07.2025 19:55 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
The southwestern regions include #London, #Windsor, #Sarnia, over to #NiagaraFalls, etc. The eastern regions include #Ottawa, #Kingston, #Cornwall, #Brockville, #PrinceEdwardCounty, etc.
We're working on a custom forecast and we'll have that out ASAP.
- Adam (Wed, July 16, 2025) #onstorm #ontario
17.07.2025 00:22 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
#onstorm BREAKING: ⚠️ Tornado risk 🌪 mentioned by Environment Canada for southwestern Ontario, Wed overnight into Thurs morning & for eastern Ontario Thurs afternoon into the early evening hours in their latest severe weather outlook. They also mention 90km/h wind gusts & 30-50mm of rainfall.
17.07.2025 00:22 — 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
Instant Weather Pro
Environment Canada’s 3-day severe weather forecasts are now available on our IW Pro app at InstantWeatherPro.com
If you’d rather not subscribe to IW Pro, we always post the stronger severe maps online for everyone to see and we have an excellent free app available at InstantWeather.ca/app 🤗
16.07.2025 19:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Funnel cloud 🌪️ & landspout tornado risk for #Edson, #GrandCache, #Hinton & #Jasper regions as per Environment Canada today, Wed, July 16, 2025.
- Adam #abstorm #alberta
16.07.2025 19:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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16.07.2025 04:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NOTE: This is a preliminary forecast and may change in our final forecast once we get more data. A final forecast will be posted Wednesday night, so be sure to check back for the latest update.
16.07.2025 04:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
In the “B” zone, a risk for 90-110km/h and 2-3cm hail exists for parts of Southwestern Ontario including #London, #Windsor, up to Central Ontario through #Barrie, #Orillia, #Bracebridge and into parts of Eastern Ontario like #Petawawa.
More details ASAP.
- Adam
11.07.2025 20:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
⚠️ BREAKING 🌪️: Environment Canada is forecasting a tornado risk, 90-110km/h wind gusts and 2-3cm hail for Saturday, July 12, 2025 in #NorthBay, #Sudbury, #ParrySound, #ManitoulinIsland, & surrounding communities in the yellow “A” zone.
#onstorm #ontario
11.07.2025 20:30 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
To clarify, the “A” zone in the legend is referring to areas west of Thunder Bay and not the grey, ‘Minor’ risk on this map.
07.07.2025 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Environment Canada is forecasting the risk for severe thunderstorms today (Mon, July 7, 2025) with 90km/h wind gusts & 20-40mm of rain in the yellow “B” zone. This could include #Cornwall & parts of eastern Ontario.
- Adam #ontario
07.07.2025 17:16 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Environment Canada typically (but not always) posts these on Twitter/X. You can find them on their AB account at X.com/ecccweatherab - Alternatively, they’re always posted to the raw EC file directory here: hpfx.collab.science.gc.ca/20250705/thu...
05.07.2025 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Environment Canada is forecasting the risk for 90km/h wind gusts, 2cm hail and 40-50mm of rainfall across parts of southern Ontario tomorrow, Sunday, July 6, 2025. Our detailed InstantWeather forecast will be posted later tonight!
- Adam & Brennen #onstorm #ontario
05.07.2025 21:18 — 👍 21 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1
⚠️ Tornado Risk 🌪️ forecasted by Environment Canada for northeasten Ontario, which could potentially include the #Timmins region. Up to timbit sized hail (3cm), 110km/h wind gusts and 70mm of rainfall are also possible. More details ASAP.
- Adam (Sat, July 5, 2025) #onstorm #ontario
05.07.2025 15:09 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
