Matt @younglink - Bluesky Profile

11.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 525 🔁 231 💬 1 📌 5

The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)

11.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 278 🔁 50 💬 4 📌 1

the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem

11.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 1160 🔁 136 💬 35 📌 3

“I’d like a ticket for one R-rated movie please”

11.11.2025 03:43 — 👍 361 🔁 14 💬 24 📌 0

this is literally never not accurate

10.11.2025 18:32 — 👍 20295 🔁 5013 💬 100 📌 84

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I won 6 achievements in Gears of War: Reloaded for 199 points on #TrueAchievements

11.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I won 5 achievements in Gears of War: Reloaded for 136 points on #TrueAchievements

10.11.2025 00:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One thing I have marveled at is the way that crowds have been disciplined in capturing immigration enforcement’s lack of discipline.

08.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 3774 🔁 1163 💬 106 📌 26

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I won 8 achievements in 2 games for 410 points on #TrueAchievements

09.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[sitting on a chair backward] did you know there was once another leader in his mid 30s who associated with sex workers

08.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 307 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 0

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I completed the story in NINJA GAIDEN 4, via @trueachievements.com

08.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I won 3 achievements in NINJA GAIDEN 4 for 134 points on #TrueAchievements

08.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I won 4 achievements in NINJA GAIDEN 4 for 188 points on #TrueAchievements

07.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

05.11.2025 14:21 — 👍 9404 🔁 2624 💬 43 📌 154

Cuomo gave a fairly graceless concession speech, and Mamdani rips his skin off:

"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo the best in private life. But let tonight be the last time I mention his name."

05.11.2025 04:21 — 👍 3667 🔁 458 💬 48 📌 33

Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.

05.11.2025 02:59 — 👍 4681 🔁 1065 💬 17 📌 28

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I won 5 achievements in NINJA GAIDEN 4 for 183 points on #TrueAchievements

05.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age

02.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 1693 🔁 153 💬 65 📌 18

future generations will define the internet as a thing that convinced maybe 30% of the world's population to decouple themselves from reality (and make banking and sending letters easier)

03.11.2025 03:52 — 👍 111 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

02.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 4321 🔁 674 💬 41 📌 119

it's genuinely remarkable how refusing to cover anything up or explain anything, and just doing it out in the open, completely launders it now. no cover up no crime!

03.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 867 🔁 103 💬 14 📌 1

caller: hi carrie/// do you find that people, but especially men, are intimidated by you?? carrie: first of all, i dont think of men as people

long live the queen

02.11.2025 12:42 — 👍 2200 🔁 331 💬 18 📌 14

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

02.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 2213 🔁 538 💬 71 📌 164

For real though, a story like this could only happen in America, where literally everything is for sale. You can buy a World Series championship, the US Presidency, anything you want!

02.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 64 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

Your Game 7 update

02.11.2025 03:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here

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