Middles🔞

Well those are the six critters I came up with. I hope you enjoyed them and all that stuff. If you have a favorite comment below and I'll draw them doing a thing or being really fat or smth.

Death used to have to work a lot harder for her quarry. Nowadays the leading cause of death is getting too fat to run away from the grim reaper.

Takes a toll on the figure.

she's actually made of pudding

guys i made my cat so fucking fat oml

Some people say Morgana is the worst doctor ever and kills all her patients. Others insist she's death itself, grown fat on prey that seeks her out rather than the other way around.

They're both right. You can be two things.

u could never let cat salsa down......

she will not let u down

honestly those other guys weren't doing much anyway so this is just a straight upgrade

still tinkering with this hmmhm
would u raid with this cat made of pure obesium

All this woman does is call people "Punkin" and say "good golly gosh" and "Me oh my"

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

Girl who gets outwardly cutesy-er the fatter she gets. Used to be punk now shes someones 400 pound girl plushie

nvm this one's my favorite

how does a scarecrow even get fat that's dumb as hell

Hmm I think this one is my favorite

I've never seen this woman touch a dirty dish outside of throwing them at the wall for fun

Yeah i dont want her to hit me that sounds like it would suck

So she's bad at cleaning and she's got a terrible attitude and the work ethic of a wet sock, what really MATTERS is that I can't fire her because I'm kind of scared of her and I think she'll hit me.

wow!
they did it
@fakebnr.bsky.social

The mighty and terrifying werewolf in her fully transformed state!!! Remus is really not beating the domestication allegations tbh

We found out who's dog it is it's Luvia's dog

Here they are solo for those of you who want to see these two horrible women on their own for whatever reason.

whos fuckin dog is that

lotus eater scenarios are hot

"My life as a vampire with an annoying fucking ghost that lives in my house" is an infamous lite novel series that has the dubious honor of never selling a single copy to a living human being.

Here's an edit of that fat elf image I did where she's like way more globular idk I went ape mode here

Poker Night 3

Xavier Renegade Angel: “Two pair, that is two Share. My cards. Your house may be full but does your Spouse leave you satisfied? Capiche?”

Travis Touchdown “dude can you shut the fuck up and play.”

I made this fat ghost to be friends with my fat vampire but they're both rich so they're probably just horribly catty to each other