Maya

yassferatu

Deep ocean creatures

Do it Harri!

Alexa, vanquish my foes

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

Taps mic

Is this thing still working

Go out for milk.
But just keep driving.
Cross the state line.
Take the back roads.
Keep going until you reach an ocean.
Pick a new name for yourself.
You forgot your asthma inhaler.
You have concert tickets.
And an eye doctor appointment.
You didn’t think this through.
Turn around, dummy.

Mad Max: Bed Bath and Beyond Burning Man Road

“Sorry, I have to take this call."

"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."

*covers banana with hand

"I don't tell you how to do business."

At what point can I start using this as a void to yell into

Ramaswamy’s rapid rise as a reactionary demagogue was anything but predictable. He’s the 38-year-old Ivy League educated child of Brahmin Indian immigrant parents (a doctor and a lawyer) and a practicing Hindu — making him an unlikely leader for a embryonic neo-fascist movement grounded on Christian nationalism, racism, and xenophobia. But Ramaswamy is a careful student of his target audience.

This is the whitest and most oblivious analysis of Vivek Ramaswamy I have ever seen.

There is nothing surprising about him to those of us in the diaspora who understand how race, caste, religion, and power work.

Black and white photo of the very fluffy white kittens, one in a little basket and the other sitting beside it, both on a table or desk. They look up toward the camera with very sweet faces. The way they are photographed makes their white coats so luminous, like they are actually glowing!

Oh, how they glow! Ca. 1905 - 1910. digitalcollections.library.harvard.edu/catalog/G100...

Return to Madras.

If Daft Punk can wear a mask for 28 years surely you can wear one to buy tomatoes

But I would like to be 😭

i don't live on the edge, i just take long walks there at night

trans david brings me trans joy ✨️💙🌸☁️

women aren't weak. I discreetly waxed my ankles during a phone interview once and didn't drop one hint. you think this shit is a game? I'll eat your husband.

A color photo of a delicate and fluffy white medium-haired cat sitting on a window ledge. They are looking at the camera. What makes this photo extra special is that the cat is backlight by the sun coming through the window, the light illuminating their fluffy hair making them appear so luminous and angelic.

This is one of my top ten favorite photos from my collection. A luminous angelbaby from the 1960s.

Gotta bring them all here

GOVERNMENT: Aliens are actually real by the way, lol

SOCIETY: [still dealing with the pandemic & climate change] So... we're gonna have to circle back to that at a later date

I can think of no greater way to punish my enemies than to talk to them

Journal comics- Gender? I hardly even know her

digital illustration of feminine figure in a cute lil green dress and apron, dancing while holding their jack o lantern head over the stump of their neck

it's spooky time 🎃✨

We're fine