MJ.

I keep forgetting to use this.

I respect this so much. Clapping for you.

Receiving texts for a 10% off Black Friday sale... just spit in my face, why don't you.

I was just thinking this earlier?? Like when did... when did that change?

This is the only way to celebrate (endure) this day.

I come on here to hype some people, reply to some shit, then hop my ass back over to Twitter out of comfort. But this WILL be the place I land... when more features are added.

I too have a deeply personal relationship with a drafts feature. Get it together, @bsky.app.

The edibles aren't hitting hard enough. I need a lobotomy.

Yeah like, imagine eating those tiny pebbles at the bottom of a fishbowl. It's like that. 🙃 Don't believe these people.

OF COURSE IT'S THE SPRINKLES. Bread? GOOD. Butter? DELICIOUS. Sprinkles? I- I need a Valium.

You're so welcome in my space bc my friends and I don't move like that. <3 Worms for brains ass people.

The texture of fairy bread pisses me off. Be fucking serious.

// Copy/paste away, queen. Can I get you anything else? A chardonnay? A pixel child? Just let me know!!

This is fucking fouuul and I'm so sorry you've dealt with that. People are weird as fuck. 😭

Dark humor to cope with The Horrors? Fucking around and finding out for the plot? DELICIOUS.

It's crazy how I haven't eaten anything all day and have a killer migraine. Such a mystery why that is.

You get it. Gotta hire someone to take him out by his knees.

Stop, you're cute. He's a serial predator and goes after super young fan girls. It's an open secret in Hollywood, yet nothing has ever happened to him. 🙃

BIG MOOD.

He is the reason for my bad days.

God, I just hate J*red L*to so much.

Some sourdough bread with butter and sea salt would hit so hard right now.

She's GAW-JUSSS.

Authenticity is the only acceptable vibe.

Something about being weird with someone is 🤌

The ability to block an entire list of terrible people with two clicks? Efficient and sexy as fuck. Spit in my mouth, Bluesky.

This is DIABOLICAL (the best).