Jessica Anderson

I live for this shit

The first U.S. bishop appointed by Pope Leo XIV—a refugee himself—is mobilizing priests to accompany migrants at immigration court on June 20.

(Via Christopher Hale)

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

Oh my god, that can’t be real. They’re all Tobias Funke!

The yellow Joy subcategories are so overwhelmed with happiness that their command of the English language has flown right out the window.

His ideas are like a child's understanding of the world, except dumber.

It starts nice and stupid right out the gate with his proposed "CEO-in-chief" 😆 The C in CEO stands for Chief already, so this would be a Chief Executive Officer-in-chief.

It’s incumbent upon any journalist who profiles or writes about Yarvin to immediately inform their readers that’s he’s a giant fucking moron. The first thing anyone who hasn’t read his works should know about him is that he is aggressively and enthusiastically stupid as shit.

You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.

a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

Marco Rubio had someone arrested & jailed over an op-ed.

Something fishy about this sob story (1) The photos are stock shots taken in 2012 and 2014, available from Shutterstock and Alamy—links below. (2) There’s no trace of bankers Al and Alexandra Moy anywhere other than the Telegraph 🤔

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I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.

"Can you believe these people were jailed for committing crimes?!?!"

He also wants us to believe that the anti-abortion people were sued for "praying" rather than the truth, which is that they were trespassing.

Radiohead is always a good option. A Moon Shaped Pool. And they missed the cutoff with In Rainbows by only a year!

Amazing that they were able to ascertain everyone’s immigration status so quickly!

that single sentence is going to drive me insane

Shhh… you’re getting in the way of people inventing a problem and patting themselves on the back for solving it.

these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism

absolutely bodied by luxembourgish

RELIGION Vance meets Pope Francis on Easter Sunday after tangle over migration, gets chocolate eggs for kids 1 of 11| The Vatican said they met for a few minutes at the Domus Santa Marta "to exchange Easter greetings." Vance and the pope have Read More BY NICOLE WINFIELD Updated 11:26 AM CDT, April 20, 2025 2 Va

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The pope met with JD Vance and immediately died

This remains the only great thing to have ever come from programmatic slop advertising. And it is truly great.

You're not going to believe who I just discovered is an actual silly goose.

Banning NGOs and interfering with education seems contrary to the Libertarian ethos. I’m sure this is just an oversight, and he will adopt a more ideologically consistent stance soon.

An actual man tweet from the Department of Labor illustrates with drawings of three white men with dirty faces and hard hats. POTUS' commitment to unleashing American energy means more jobs for our miners! Check out some opportunities to jump start your career in mining: careeronestop.org/Toolkit/Jobs/f…

Just what everyone aspires to: "a career in coal mining."

Next up, "send your children into the mines with the Labor Department's new Minor Miner initiative, part of our new un-woke approach to child labor."

What a boner 😂

r/AskNYC 1 hr. ago Delta_2_Echo Why is it so dark out? Guys am I crazy... but its 9am (past sunrise) why is it so dark like its 6am? Is this really just a storm cloud? I feel like all my clocks are off... edit: Im an idiot. Its 9pm not am. I thought I slept through the night.

I have a new favorite Reddit post.

Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"