doglotion

Donald Key-Kong

lol… worked right away

I can’t figure out how to get past the fountain

Nose monkey

Taking a 8.5x11 glossy print of this image out of a folder and handing it to my financial advisor when he asks what my financial goals are:

I had a dream that every homie I ever had was in a line to dap me up and ask me what’s good

Political violence has no place in America. Just apolitical violence. Aimed at the poorest people we can find. You know, Arabs, indigenous people, LGBT people, women and children. Preferably abroad, but at home is okay too. You know, good old fashioned apolitical violence.

I have a number of ripstop, teflon-treated EMS pants from a now defunct ambulance service I worked for. Lots of Velcro pockets. Could be huge for an ultralight setup!

So sick. Definitely doing this to all my old work pants

Bro’s been proving to be recalcitrant

On that train all graphite and glitter, undersea by rail

Honestly goes without saying but we’ve been stowing away the time

Hello? Yes. I’d like to amend my reservation for two on The Bluegrass Dinner Train to one.

i aint irish but my paper dublin 📈😤

Torn between Doing Something or drinking Boston coolers until my chest hurts

Sick view, sick mug. Mornin’

34F. Three inches turned to this muck in 24 hours.

Big dog knows the hazards and keeps playing the game

He’s been in the bathroom coughing and spitting for the last five minutes

Got three hours of shift left with my partner who’s got GERD and he just walked down three beef franks with ketchup and white onion and then one puppied quart of 2%.

I wish the Grinch was dead. I hate him so bad

The Grinch has passed away. His Tesla Cybertruck left the freeway at a high rate of speed and was wreathed in flame almost immediately, where The Grinch was incinerated like common refuse. He is survived by his brother, The Grunch, and his much younger live-in "protege," Maximilian.

Head on a swivel, kid. Because when I see you it’s going down Montessori style

They're calling your man "troubled" in the headlines

your harvest withers on the vine, playboy

The veil between the worlds is thin tonight, pimp.

Oh, no thank you. I’d just like to browse.
(Eat all of the high-growing twigs and leaves)

up to here 🤏with the vicissitudes, big dog

What’s up guys. This is my boy, togepi

Figurine things out