Yeen

Dayum 🥵🤤

Don't worry, we still have the wonderful period where we have Halloween, Fireworks & Christmas stuff all out together 🙃

That's actually horrific 😱

Just had the first work Christmas party email come through…..nope, don’t like this, don’t like this one bit

Nothing quite says Sunday relaxation like a Lush bath bomb

Come huff pits next time :3

Hi :3

Another Animlaz and another photoshoot with @thatdarnrabbit.bsky.social and ya know, I’m kinda vibing

About to smear Veet over my legs and shave my chest in prep for Animalz; so here’s a low quality post but I’ve got my top off so IDK it’s a vibe or something

Note the Oral-B too, dental hygiene my dudes, it’s important

Why you must you throw me overboard like that ;3;

Good Larkin

Animalz tomorrow and I FINALLY get to wear my new rubber with the additional bits I’ve been getting…..gonna be like summoning fucking Exodia once I get all these pieces together

If you get the reference you get a pat

He got that accommodating throat

Gasp!! 🥰

Am I tired? Maybe.
Am I listening to hypno tracks? Maybe.
Should you call me a good boy? Absolutely.

They really do be calling you out

That looks amazing

Squid Games…..what the actual fuck?!

You’ve been in Manchester less than a day and the hipster is already permeating

I’m basically your neighbour now :3

They look pretentious as fuck………I want them

Tentatively been offered a spot in a half-marathon in October….do I think I could train myself up in 2 months 🤔

20Kg weighted chest dips; done. Another little goal reached, considering about 16 or so weeks ago I could barely manage my own body weight that’s some solid gains

That’s a damn good photo right there 👀

In unrelated news, there are also numerous other pieces of graffiti all over me…..yes

Got a bird in a hat on my bicep. His name is Bert. I will die for him.

I suppose I can manage an outfit change ✨

I was planning Spider-Man this evening but I can swap to hot pants and crop top if I’m going to be a canvas for Sharpies 😂

There's a magic joke to be made in there somewhere

It’s my favourite kind of rollercoaster, you never know how long it’s going to last