Elysian @sugartitans - Bluesky Profile

If you guys wanted to know how my day is going, I went through a drive-thru, ordered, paid and got all the way home before realizing I never got the food I ordered. I just absentmindedly drove away after paying, I guess.

07.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did!!!!!

07.02.2026 14:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Slingshot bear

My new good friend

07.02.2026 04:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why are we playing country music about getting drunk on a Friday night at full volume in the hospital’s cardiac doctor’s office, guys

05.02.2026 12:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Guess who broke their guitar, me, everyone point and laugh and say haha loser

04.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The feeling is mutual

04.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shane and Farmer and their toddler Slate.

Shane and Farmer watching Slate get married.

Shane and his toddler son Slate eating pizza on the couch together.

Shane and his very much grown up son Slate eating pizza on the couch together.

I know I shouldn’t have abruptly ended this series but Slate was about to have a baby and HE was the first baby and my heart couldn’t take it. 😭 everyone was getting older and the thought of them being grandparents, Cavern eventually aging into an adult, Charlie eventually being a teen… ugh

04.02.2026 07:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vernon mad at snow :(

31.01.2026 20:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I meant to put Pyro’s picture first so he was the star of the show in this layout, not me, and now I feel exposed and embarrassed.

31.01.2026 16:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pyro in the snow on holding lead while I deal with because they like to run away

Snow in Georgia

31.01.2026 16:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t mind me, just watching The Snorks on a Friday night in my bed.

31.01.2026 03:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🧊🔥

28.01.2026 05:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, welcome to your manhood, Bobby Boucher 🖤

27.01.2026 03:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had this the other dayyyy

26.01.2026 06:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ice everywhere

25.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

24.01.2026 19:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Burt the pet raccoon

Oh, and, before the power probably goes out. This is Burt. Everyone say hi Burt.

24.01.2026 19:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The sirens are sounding, my mom stayed the night with me last night because she just got out of the hospital for her heart again, the skies are getting dark and everyone’s bunkered down. Life is… apocalyptic.

24.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a similar shirt 💙 have a super good time

24.01.2026 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s so real for that

20.01.2026 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0