Foxes In Love

An illustration of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, the foxes are rowing a kayak. Above them is the text: "Summer vacation!"

See you all in two weeks!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is holding a can of spray paint and wearing a respirator, and Green is turning to look at him over his shoulder. Blue, with a quiet, slightly muffled voice: I'm going out to paint some stuff. Don't open any windows. Green, loudly: Okay! Blue, still quiet: You don't need to speak up. I can hear you just fine. Green, still loud: Huh? Blue: Just because my voice is muffled doesn't mean that I wouldn't hear you. Green looks down on the ground in thoughtful embarrassment, still talking loudly. Green: Well of course that's obvious now that you said it. Blue: You're still doing it.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are camping. Green approaches Blue, who is peering over an opened tuna can with a paper towel in his teeth. Green: The camp's all set! What's for dinner? Blue: Tin-fried tuna! Green watches as Blue - who is holding a lit match in his teeth - stoops above the can, which now has the paper towel inside it. Blue: You put a paper towel in the tuna can and then light it on fire. Once the tuna can has been lit, Blue and Green watch the fire, basking in the light and warmth. Blue: It's ready when the oil is gone. Meanwhile, it works as a scented candle. Green: Nice.

The stuff that's out of stock will get restocked yet, there is going to be a new order on the plushies, but most of my comics and other goods are available on my publisher's site! fenrispublishing.com/order.php?r=...

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying parallel on the ground, both sweating miserably. Green: I want kisses and cuddles but it's too hot in here. Blue: Same. Green sticks his tongue out as an expression of frustration. Blue sticks his own tongue out too, reaching for Green's tongue. Eventually, still laying parallel without touching each other and sweating miserably, the foxes are holding tongues.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue with affection, kissing him on the back of the neck, and then pressing against him. Blue: What? Green wraps himself around Blue like a constrictor snake, eyes contendly closed as Blue looks at him with continued confusion. Green: I tried that new soap, and since you haven't said anything about the scent, I guess it's not bad. Blue remains calm as Green's eyes open at his remark. Blue: I was wondering why you smell like grandma perfume, but I thought I wouldn't ask.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk as Green spots a sign posted some distance away from them. Green: Hey, what's that tiny sign over there? Having made their way to the sign, the foxes study it. Blue: What does it say: Green: "Warning: seagulls nesting in the area may be territorial and attack you..." Green is still focused on reading the sign as Blue turns to look up in alarm as the screams of attacking seagulls sound from above. Green: "...Within a 5m radius of this sign.

Yes.

A crudely drawn comic of two foxes, neither of which are in colour. In this one, Green is on the phone, looking horrified, while Blue looks at him in concern. Green's friend, on the phone: Hi, where are you? Blue: What's wrong? Green lowers his phone, looking at it, still tense and alarmed. Green: Remember that friend whose bachelorette party is this month? Blue: Yeah? Green: It's today. Blue: Today? Green: Right now. Green bolts, while Blue calmly looks at him go. Green: I'm late! Blue: Have fun!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue welcomes Green home, as Green comes in wearing a flower wreath on his head. Blue: Did you have fun with your friends? Green: I did? A sceen from earlier. Green is with his friends, and a mauve fox turns to the direction where Green is approaching from. Mauve: Can someone help me with the grill? Green: Sure thing! Green and Mauve fox sit next to a garden grill, looking at it. Mauve: Do you know how to work this thing? Green: Nope. Both foxes watch calmly as the grill spontaneously combusts. Mauve: Is it supposed to do that? Green: Probably not.

The flour is having a great time being an inconvenience.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are looking at a package of flour which is sitting between them. Blue looks only mildly disappointed, while Green glares at it with anger. Blue: You got no-purpose flour instead of all-purpose flour again. Green: Aah! Blue looks calmly at Green as Green frowns in frustration. Green: I never remember which one to get and somehow I always guess wrong. Blue: We never need no-purpose flour. The only reason we have it is because you keep buying it. Green turns his gaze back to the bag of no-purpose flour, looking at it with disappointment. The flour bag seems somehow amused by being an inconvenience. Green: I always forget which one to always buy and which one to never buy.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is sitting in a tree, wrapped around the trunk, while Blue is sitting on the ground at the bottom, looking up. Blue: What are you doing? Green: A whim overtook me. Blue: Are you having fun? Green: I was. The novelty has pretty much worn off now. Blue: Are you stuck? Green: Yes.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue walks up to Green, who is studiously staring at a vase, deeply puzzled. Blue: What are you looking at? Green looks up to Blue, still frowning in confusion. Green: What colour is this vase? Blue: ...Purple? Both Blue and Green turn to look at the ambiguously coloured vase. Green: But is it rose taupe, or opera mauve? Blue sits down, looking at Green, who is still staring at the vase in defeat. Blue: I think you watch too many paint mixing videos. Green: I do.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are talking with a third fox, who is red, and holding a small packet in her teeth. Red: I got you mites to clear off the bugs in your plants. Blue: Thanks, but we don't have bugs. Red: Take them anyway. Just put this packet on the plants, and the mites will take care of the rest. Blue: No thanks. Red turns to look over her shoulder. Green looks at her with alarm. Red: I'm putting them in your bag. Green: Loose, or in the packet?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are just about to get into the car as they hear a mysterious noise. Noise: A! Blue: Hey, can you hear that? Green: I can see it! It's a magpie, sitting on the pavement! Blue and Green rush to the bird's aid. Blue: Let's go see if it's okay. Green: I've never heard one make that sound before. Just as Blue and Green are about to reach the magpie, it flies off with perfect ease. Green: Oh, it flew off on its own. Blue and Green turn to look at the direction the magpie flew, Green with curiosity and Blue with alarm. There's a sound of a car engine starting. Green: Wait, where did it go? Blue: It hotwired my car!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting, facing each other, looking exhausted. Green: It's too hot to cook dinner. Blue: Can you go get me a bag of frozen veggies? Green looks on, curious, as Blue places the frozen bag on top of his head. Green's curiosity turns to surprise as Blue, meditates all of his excessive body heat to concentrate on his head, and the bag of frozen vegetables begins to glow faintly, and hissing softly as it melts and begins to steam. Green watches, now calm but speechless, as Blue ceases glowing. Blue: We are having steamed peas for dinner.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is angrily running while being chased by equally grumpy Green. Green: WI you just let me buy it for you! Blue: No! That's your money. Blue turns around to look at Green, who still pursues him. Blue: You should spend it on things you want. Green: And I want you to have nice things! Blue turns around, and Green turns as well to chase him into the opposite direction. Blue: Just because I have no money doesn't mean you can spend all of yours on me. Green: Because you won't let me. Blue continues to flee grumpily, pursued by Green. Green: I want to buy the luxury of getting you nice things. Blue: My honour forbids.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at the dinner table, with plates in front of them. Blue sticks his tongue out as he frowns at his meal, which Green looks at eagerly, having already finished his own. Blue: This was supposed to be "mild", but it's too spicy for me. Do you want it? Blue watches as Green sniffs the plate, smelling and inspecting the food keenly. Saying nothing, Blue looks mildly surprised as Green sticks his tongue out and scoops the entire meal into his mouth in one go. Still chewing, Green looks at Blue. Green: I can faintly detect traces of paprika.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in front of a laptop as they hear a bell chime. Both foxes turn to look to the direction of the sound in delight. Green: The doorbell! Blue: My package! Soon, Blue has opened the package and unloaded everything on the floor, personally sitting within the cardboard box the delivery came in, bathing in packing peanuts. Green: How is it? Blue: Great! Nothing was broken or missing, it's all neatly packed! Green reaches gently towards blue. Green: You've got a packing peanut on your ear. Let me just... Green jumps into the air in startled shock, both foxes jolting with their eyes wide as a zap of static electricity snaps between them.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are admiring a massive root vegetable, which resembles in appearance a white carrot, but is the size of an entire adult fox. Green: Look at the size of this vegetable. I need it. Blue looks at Green as Green struggles to lift the vegetable, picking it up from one end with his teeth. Blue: ...Do you know how to cook it? Green: ...Let's handle one problem at a time. Blue gives Green a puzzled look as the vegetable slips from Green's grip, slamming against the ground with a big, hefty "whump". Blue: Wait, what's the current problem? Both foxes are back to studying the vegetable, which has barely moved at all. Green: Getting it home.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out and about, peering at something in the distance. Blue is watching it with a pair of binoculars. Green: I used to move a lot, I never got attached to any place. Where I lay my head is home. Holding the binoculars in his teeth, Blue turns to look at Green. Blue: I can't even sleep in a place that doesn't feel like home. Blue offers the binoculars to Green, who takes them. Green: I know. Raising the binoculars to his own eyes, Green peers towards whatever Blue was just looking at. Green: My home is anywhere you feel at home.

Every single one this week was from that one single day of adventure :D

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are standing at a shipyard, looking at a big, fine boat. Blue: Here it is! We made it! Walking on the deck, Blue and Green are approaching an obstacle. Blue looks at Green with caution, while Green frowns. Blue: Be careful, the deck is uneven. Green: I'm not that oblivious to- Spotting something completely different behind them, Green turns his head to look at it, while both are still walking. Green: Hey look! That bird on that little rock over there! That's a corm- Green trips on the obstacle that has been right in front of the foxes the whole time that they have been slowly approaching it.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are riding their bicycles. Blue is turning around to look at Green, as Green is turning around to look up to the sky. Green: Rain! Blue: Want to try using my raincloak for cover? Having stepped off their bikes and walking them between themselves, Blue and Green have pulled Blue's raincloak over the both of them as rain beats against it. Both foxes squint as the wind flutters the cloak. Green: Aah! It catches wind like a sail! Blue pulls out a thick, heavy bike lock loop. Blue: What if we tie my bike lock's chain in the middle? With Green holding one corner of the cloak and Blue holding the other, and the chain tied between them to weight down the middle of their improvised raincover, Blue and Green continue walking their bicycles. Blue looks somewhat confounded. Blue: I'm almost mad about how well this works. Green: If it looks silly but it works, it's not silly.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is looking at something on his phone as Green lays on the floor, looking annoyed. Green: I'm booooooored. While Blue is still on his phone, Green sticks his tongue out in response to Blue's suggestion. Blue: Do you want to go on a bike ride? Green: Pleh. As Blue continues browsin his phone, Green blinks at his next suggestion, now alert and interested. Blue: Do you want to see this boat they have on display 13 km from here? A moment later, both foxes are riding their bicycles onward with great speed and excitement. Green: Adventure!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is sitting at his computer, looking at the screen with a puzzled expression. Green: Wow, these ads are nuts. "Use the power of manifestation to summon true love." "Learn the words of power to attract your soulmate." Blue appears beside Green, now also peering at the screen with curiosity. Blue: Okay, you got me. Let me see. Blue holds still with an unreadable, vaguely annoyed, vaguely disappointed, but not entirely unhappy expression on his face, while Green leans against him, eyes shut and perfectly content. Green: Wow, amazing. It actually works.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are admiring a small wooden dresser they bought. Blue: It was a good price for such a nice dresser. Green: Yep. Blue looks at Green in confusion as Green turns around to go get something. Green: Well, now all it needs is the final touch. Blue's confusion deepens as Green returns with a large bag. Green: Buttons, pins, nuts and bolts, rubber bands, foreign coins, and lint! Blue continues to stare at Green, utterly baffled, as Green looks up at him while casually pouring the bag's contents into the drawers. Blue: You are the reason why those show up in every drawer? Green: Of course?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are wandering about, seeming lost, as Blue looks around, and Green peers in front of himself, to a box that appears to be a miniature food joint with a pent roof. Blue: That new burger place should be around here... Green: Hey is that... The small burger place's roof flips open, and the head of a completely regular-sized fox - wearing a food service cap - peers out, startling both foxes. Burger fox: Hello! What can I get ya? Green: Uh, two double chicken meals? Blue and Green look at each other, utterly speechless, as the roof of the burger place slams back down as the fox inside disappears back in. Burger fox: 2x double chickens coming up! Not a moment later, the fox of the burger box emerges again, now balancing a paper bag on their head. Green: ...Wow. Burger fox: To go, I presume?

A digital photo camera. We found it on monday and got a thank-you -message from the owner on wednesday!