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_Mark πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@marxgbaker.bsky.social

Oldest millennial. Commie. Bi πŸ’—πŸ’œπŸ’™ He/him Married, still incurably flirtatious. Weird, but not in an interesting way.

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She's *really* hot

09.03.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the perfect Dakota Johnson thing. She's really hot, she's aware of that, and she thinks that's funny. I love her.

09.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the economy's leitmotif has been reprised in a minor key,,,

09.03.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
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SOMNUS
ISSUE 2
FOUR PAGE PREVIEW.

Issue 2 drops soon!
It will be available on allisonashtear.itch.io
40 pages of multiple features.

These are the first four pages of the main feature.

08.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

When I was a child while watching the part in Masters of the Universe (1987) when Skeletor becomes a God my Dad felt the need to interrupt and insist to me that Skeletor is NOT God and all that really did was instill in me me a lifelong feeling that Skeletor is subversive and cool and maybe he's God

09.03.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It definitely adds something

09.03.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still glad that you did it. They can get warm.

09.03.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So that’s what these texts I received were about lmao

09.03.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not telling you should care who he is or that you should try to find out, but for those of us who are online-poisoned enough to know, it adds a level to this that is just bonkers

09.03.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He might be scared that if they spend too much time together she'll realize that being married to a goofy dumbass isn't as great as it seems

09.03.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a scene in the current season that I was surprised even HBO got away with (I don't watch the show but I stay in the horny loop)

08.03.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I agree with all of that

08.03.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boondocks in American slang means an area that's kind of unimportant and far from the center of things

08.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Darkly funny that Goggins is currently starring in a show where a major plotline is him being an actor who becomes a shill for an evil corporation

08.03.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm confused why it cost so much. And why it was greenlit at that price. Because if it cost $30M and was having the same performance, people would be talking about it very differently.

08.03.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😍 Just incredible. Also, super hot that you used "insouciantly" in the alt text

08.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HP Lovecraft woke up from being dead just to be scared of this idea

08.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm always saying this :3

08.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful breakdown!!! The scariest part of these misrepresented stats is that they drive they idea that these beliefs are common and normal, which itself makes people more likely to align with them!!! It's a blight on every journalist who reported this uncritically

07.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1684    πŸ” 561    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

Ok you would look so cute like this

08.03.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the perfect way to describe the experience of watching Paradise. We're post-subtlety.

08.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Daaaaammn 😍😍😍

08.03.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they're fairly popular but they are absolutely feeding you what you want to see. Netflix is relentless about that.

08.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We did that too. The funniest one had two Indiana Jones movies with ACTION JACKSON in between

08.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that's definitely possible. I feel like the older models were more likely to have it, but it became less and less common.

08.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So many of my first experiences were with VHS tapes with 3 movies on them. Did anyone ever use LP? It was always an option, but I feel like everyone either used SP (if you were rich and fancy) or EP/SLP

08.03.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really hope so too. Did he say when he thought he might get into a Cactus League game?

08.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My heart goes out to women around the world living in terror thanks to the greed of evil imperialists in this #InternationalWomensDay

08.03.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

08.03.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5950    πŸ” 2949    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 18

I believe you're trying, but disguises do have their limits

08.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0