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Cypress, the force of habit

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i hate living in helldivers reality

25.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

release the hounds to flush out the strags from their den

25.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi im girl fieri, and we’re out rolling, looking for Americas greatest dysphoria, dysmorphia, and dogs.

23.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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we have the technology

22.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what do u think wld happen if we stuck these sorts of people in a /passgen/ isolation chamber for 2 weeks

22.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Repeat the daily affirmations. πŸ‘‡

AR-15’s are military rifles.
.223 Remington is a military cartridge.
The stoner gas system is direct impingement.
FRT’s are full auto.
Grenade launchers are grenade launchers.
You can render a gun safe.
Cody Rutledge Wilson is a pedophile.

22.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when i was a boy. i knew i always wanted to be a 2000’s era PS2 action FPS side character.

22.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have all this fucking fat on my stomach my body put there to protect a uterus that isn’t there i hate this so fucking much im going to tweak

21.02.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HRT is placebo btw

21.02.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
boymoder conetits and extremely masculine fat distribution and wasteline

boymoder conetits and extremely masculine fat distribution and wasteline

hmm today i will fish for attention on the internet using my flesh

21.02.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a gun is a small, hot, sharp thing that shoots bullets at people. it can hurt or kill them. i use it primarily for murder

21.02.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my activities include:

β€’ πŸ…±οΈointing
β€’ shooting at noises
β€’ annoying my neighbors
β€’ competitive shooting
β€’ being a silly goose
β€’ pest control
β€’ posting funny videos online
β€’ training how I fight(in a maid outfit)
β€’ exercising the right that every American has to military weapons

19.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A) this is not an M16 or M4, and both of those are AR-15’s
B) that is a Chinese prism optic, not an M68 CCO
C) I am putting pressure on the magazine well, not the magazine
D) my activities

19.02.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I need an AR-15 for my activities

18.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they’re not gucci, imports just started drying up so now they’re expensive.

A gucci AK(equivalent to a 1k AR today) is 2.5k

18.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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yeah the days of 400 dollar valmets and 1k minimum AR’s is gone

go ahead. buy the 390 dollar fully functional AR-15.

18.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AR-15 is the weapon you use when you exist in the United States, because an entry level AR-15 here is 400 dollars, and an AK is bare minimum twice the cost.

18.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you won’t, but a gun queer can dream that maybe some of you will actually care about minorities.

18.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes you’ve always been able to do that. I genuinely encourage you to buy guns for people in shitty situations.

put your money where your mouth is. an entry level PSA AR-15, a sig romeo5, and a thousand rounds of M193 and 5 pmags will run you less than a grand.

18.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

anything 2 be a good pupy as it were smuh

18.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really shld stop being so weird abt sexuality

18.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wo

hash tag doll twitter

18.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I require a b s o l u t e handguard rigidity for my MAWL and dipping sauce packet holder so we are going to 75

18.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean technically you can go up to 80ftlbs and remain in spec with many barrel noots I think this specific one was just cranked to something stupid

18.02.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

idk I haven’t heard of a dude warping his upper trying to pry off a PSA barrel noot

18.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ruger torques barrel nuts too much conceptually

18.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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~800 rounds through my $450 dollar meme shit cannon and it still works flawlessly for reference

18.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they move so much product at such low prices it’s unavoidable to have to occasional fuckup, but you have to roll a nat 1 for it to actually affect you and they’ll fix it

18.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Biden got a ceasefire between hezbollah and Israel that got broken; israel just shelled Gaza constantly even during Biden’s tenure.

18.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a bunch of people did actually

18.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0