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DJ the bleamer

@mzb58.bsky.social

Very happy, single, childless, cat mommy. Loves wearing red lipstick, reading, swimming, long walks, love all my friends. Survivor of reading with 2nd graders. KC Metro Please no DM’s or invite with boobs. I’m happy in my own small world.

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a man in a suit and tie is smiling . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling .

Because it was pun-ie.

03.07.2025 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The raw power of it is breathtaking.

01.07.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Facebook only reinforces self enforced ignorance.

PS they won’t get what I just wrote.

30.06.2025 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .

It does happen… Hitchcock proved it.

30.06.2025 14:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I went off Amazon months ago. I haunt used book and thrift stores for fun finds. More entertaining and I love surprise finds. Hated feeding the greedy bastards.

29.06.2025 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character says " it 's so ugly " next to another character ALT: a cartoon character says " it 's so ugly " next to another character

Big beautiful bill?

29.06.2025 21:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a black tank top and shorts is doing a leg stretch ALT: a man in a black tank top and shorts is doing a leg stretch

They are just more limber than we are.

29.06.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon chicken is standing on one leg in a grassy field ALT: a cartoon chicken is standing on one leg in a grassy field

Now it all makes sense.

29.06.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a black and white photo of a robot with the words danger written above it . ALT: a black and white photo of a robot with the words danger written above it .

All time classic… lost in space.

29.06.2025 20:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like Barabbas?

29.06.2025 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, that’s ok. It was no one in his family , evidently.

29.06.2025 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, do you just sit in the car to listen to the radio?

29.06.2025 19:49 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has she recently visited Alabama? Or just stayed in her rich girl bubble?

29.06.2025 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Class act. What we need but do not currently have.

29.06.2025 19:18 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a whore

29.06.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of a girl with the words `` happy happy happy '' written on it . ALT: a cartoon of a girl with the words `` happy happy happy '' written on it .

I did my protest shopping today:
Grocery shopping at employee owned stores.

Shopped at thrift store.

Dumpster dived to reclaim things still useful.

Enjoyed not supported big business vampires.

28.06.2025 17:56 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love that.

28.06.2025 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok. Bring more friends…

28.06.2025 17:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do they really think they can scare us with the word “socialist” when they are literally sending out men in masks with no warrants and no badges to disappear people off American streets?

I know what I’m scared of, and it’s not a socialist.

26.06.2025 14:20 — 👍 26302    🔁 7130    💬 735    📌 304
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a cat with wings is flying through a rainbow with the word sheebox below it ALT: a cat with wings is flying through a rainbow with the word sheebox below it

Are owls part bird part cat?

25.06.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a pixel art of a unicorn with wings ALT: a pixel art of a unicorn with wings

My heart aches for them…

25.06.2025 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Terry Moran on Substack Wanted to let folks know I’m off on a road trip to do my first story as an independent journalist! Destination: Springfield, OH! This is the city with the large Haitian community Trump slandered dur...

substack.com/@terrymoran/...

25.06.2025 00:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then he should be first to vote to cancel socialist healthcare for members of the senate and congress. Almost all of them have a paycheck to cover their care. But, I guess if they really want their care, they need to meet a work requirement. It’s up to us to push this…

24.06.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a horse with a rainbow tail is standing in a field ALT: a horse with a rainbow tail is standing in a field

It lasted as long as a unicorn fart in a high wind.

24.06.2025 22:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a baby is crawling on the floor with the words `` she can not stop dancing '' written on the bottom . ALT: a baby is crawling on the floor with the words `` she can not stop dancing '' written on the bottom .

I got the same vibes for that baby bird as this…

24.06.2025 01:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will never happen ass wipe.

23.06.2025 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I can only offer my best shot of Bob, my cat’s torturer. Notice the Nobel pose and fluffy tail displayed at resting mode. He hangs on to the bike tire with confidence in his power over my two mighty hunters (behind sliding doors). All hail Bob!

23.06.2025 12:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think it should be “monstrous dickless wonder”. Just to be accurate.

23.06.2025 12:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Come on, people. Have you no decency? Whose idea was it to glitter bomb ICE?
☠️ 😂

22.06.2025 21:36 — 👍 10118    🔁 3065    💬 739    📌 437
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a couple of frogs are standing next to each other on a white background ALT: a couple of frogs are standing next to each other on a white background

Playing leapfrog?

23.06.2025 12:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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