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Canadian. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Left handed, but not in a sinister way. I haven't stopped reading since I learned how. We can all be better people, especially me. Occasionally I need to be reminded of that fact, but I'm trying to need fewer of those reminders.

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"The castorine inhabitants of Altair VI had perfected snack foods and were prepared to use them to conquer the primitives on Sol III."

10.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday, Katie! Have an awesome day in the snow.

09.11.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a great pun!

08.11.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's because they're getting paid when they sell ivermectin or chilli oil or crystals. Every accusation is a confession.

08.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- Party line
- 2 TV channels and one radio station
- 1 bathroom with a septic tank
- Encyclopedias were at school, but we had a dictionary

07.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hall & Oates or Nelly Furtado?

07.11.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Conservative MP Matt Jeneroux denies coercion played a role in his resignation | CBC News Conservative MP Matt Jeneroux announced Thursday he is resigning from the House of Commons, contrary to speculation he was preparing to defect to the Liberals.

"Former Conservative campaign manager Jenni Byrne, who is still an adviser to the party, has been involved in the party's efforts to quell possible floor-crossings, sources said."

Oh, I'm sure that will go over just swimmingly.

#cdnpoli

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

07.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not enough face, not enough palm.

07.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FIFA announces new peace prize to be awarded at World Cup draw in Washington FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.

This obvious toadying is just one more reason to cancel the 2026 matches being held in Canadian cities. #cdnpoli #bcpoli #onpoli

apnews.com/article/fifa...

05.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Went out at 5:30 and it was blacker than the hubs of Hell. #endstandardtime

03.11.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great. Maybe perennially losing teams will gat less support for taxpayer funded stadiums that their billionaire owners can afford. Get a pic of Carney with Canadian soccer players and we may never have to waste another tax dollar on FIFA.

02.11.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Steps without tracking are like Halloween candy on November 1st. Neither counts, but they will still cancel each other out.

01.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got my email notification that I'm eligible for the fall COVID & flu vaccines. I made an appointment online in about 5 minutes to go this Saturday to a pharmacy <1 km away, and they're both free. Sometimes, in spite of what the Cons & the Americans say, our health care system can work.

21.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Canada cool with one group of temporary foreign workers TORONTO – The nation of Canada has decided that, on second thought, some temporary foreign workers can stay. β€œThe Temporary Foreign Worker Program is a scam designed to take the jobs of hard working C...

Canada cool with one group of temporary foreign workers

21.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 652    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 14

No rex but T-rex.

18.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Something interesting I've learned from the Young Republicans debacle is that the Young Republicans organization is for party members aged 18 to 40. To 40! The young ones!

I guess it helps explain all of the octogenarians in DC.

17.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess if you're at an airport waaaay too early, the traditional breakfast of champions -- a shot of bourbon and a cigarette -- isn't an option.

17.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Buckingham Palace says Prince Andrew to stop using titles, honours | CBC News Buckingham Palace says Prince Andrew will stop using titles and honours, including the Duke of York.

Andrew will stop using his royal title and honours. The royal family's money, OTOH....
www.cbc.ca/news/world/p...

17.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NYT was bean sneaky with today's Connections.

15.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sooooo........ never?

15.10.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When a goth girl calls you pasty you must be downright translucent.

10.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Billionaire Chip Wilson fined $600 for unauthorized election sign targeting B.C. NDP | CBC News ElectionsΒ B.C.Β says three signs Lululemon founder Chip Wilson put up in front of his Vancouver home during the 2024 provincial election period, including one that called the B.C. NDP "communist," cons...

He's worth $8 billion and they fined him $600. I knew our elections were for sale, but not how cheap. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¬ #bcpoli #cdnpoli
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

08.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Steve Jackson did not break up the Beatles.

06.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have to remember adding Crystal Lite next time.

05.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

And as the center moves in one direction with the beliefs of the majority, the other side becomes more extreme in an attempt to shift the center back towards their beliefs.

04.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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'There is no B.C. coast. It's Canada's coast': Sask. premier supports Alta. pipeline proposal | CBC News Sask. Premier Scott Moe repeated his support for the proposed pipeline between Alberta and the northern B.C. coast earlier this week by Alberta Premier Danielle Smith.

There is no Alberta referendum on whether or not Alberta should remain in confederation. It's Canada's referendum and we should all get a vote on whether they get to stay or not. #cdnpoli

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

04.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Sci Am videos have all been great, Tom, and you should be very proud indeed.

03.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This New Garlic-Scented Book Wards Off Vampires While You Read Jennifer L. Armentrout and Hellmann’s have teamed up ahead of Halloween to debut a first-of-its-kind book infused with garlic to ward off vampires, titled 'The Primal of Blood and Bone.'

A garlic scented vampire novel is one thing. A Hellmann's Garlic Aioli (tm) scented vampire novel is something else altogether.
people.com/new-garlic-s...

03.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday @jennqr.bsky.social Have an awesome day! πŸŽ‚

03.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's why he said "may be." He knows it's bull, but it riles up the deplorables in his base.

29.09.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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