Lani 🏳️‍⚧️

Idk where this one originated from but it's my favourite star wars meme that always gets me wheezing

art of Marielle Aymé from Trails Through Daybreak smiling and holding a camera

little miss tryhard
#trailsthroughdaybreak #黎の軌跡 #kiseki

#grenajaintheskythe3rd

THE CHESTS ARE ENCOURAGING YOU AND HAVE PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM THE DEV TEAM DQIDFHIOFDGHIEUZRGURG I'M SQUEALING

That being said, I would love a gimmick account that posted like they were a historical composer lol

Out of all of the majors at my university’s fairly small music dept, the comp majors always look the most stressed lol. You would think it would be the music ed people (of which I am one) but most of us still manage to be pretty happy despite everything on our plate

Every time I watch a Smosh video with Damien in it all I can think of is Van Arkride 😭 my head just repeats “all you Agnes!” over and over lol

Imagine someone taking a bunch of antacids and then chugging a coke and making them compete with each other

Check in on your Italian friends today. Cook them a big pot of sauce on the stove for 10 hours. Make sure they have some marble to chisel

I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of oth

Went in to work, only to be told that I won the scheduling bid and am actually off today… gotta love UPS

I’ve actually seen a lot of my boomer/gen-x family liking memes made at the expense of Brian Thompson on Facebook lol

Hero by Nickleback is an objectively good song, I think

a digital drawing of Estelle Bright from the video game Trails in the Sky holding a scarf up to her mouth to stay warm.

Estelle staying warm (having stolen Joshua’s scarf)
#TrailsInTheSky

I know what he meant, but it’s really funny imagining a class about the history of popular music students. Like, oh, yeah, last year there was this guy named Jacob, and he was friends with everybody.

Could be a cool counter line if you finagle the main melody a bit

It’s funny, you’ll get these air cans that are full of like super heavy stuff like engines and it’ll be going to a residential address! I’m like, just go to the auto store, please!!!! Stop making my job harder lol

*someone

Some shipped a whole transmission through UPS air wtf 😭

Been there, dude. I can’t speak to your personal situation ofc, but I can assure you that there are many other fish in the sea. Sometimes someone doesn’t bite, but you just gotta keep searching. You’ll find someone

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

lol my pelvis popped once, I was like wtf

I’ve been to the creation museum/arc encounter (family trip, I was dragged there against my will lol) and it was a crazy difference from the area I grew up in (east Louisville) There was a lady in there that said “scientists only have theories, they give their best guesses” to her kid 😭

I think there and Louisville are the only two blue places in the entire state lol

Today marks 9 years since I became The Drift King back in college, and it should be a National Holiday. Happy Drift King Day 👑

The first hour playing balatro: “Oh, cool! This is really fun!”

Hour 100: “Okay, if I reroll the store 5 times after this blind, I can get a tarot card that makes a copy of my red seal, bonus king of hearts. If I duplicate that card 100 times, then I will score infinity. Oh god, I’m late to work.”

Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.

Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."

But doctor…

The first hour playing balatro: “Oh, cool! This is really fun!”

Hour 100: “Okay, if I reroll the store 5 times after this blind, I can get a tarot card that makes a copy of my red seal, bonus king of hearts. If I duplicate that card 100 times, then I will score infinity. Oh god, I’m late to work.”

I had one of these anonymous message things open once, and ime there’s a tonnn of bots on there lol

Also see: “haha” he says that so much it got me in the habit of doing it