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Central Arkansan. Middle-aged bridge tr*ll. Diminutive. Tired.

202 Followers  |  238 Following  |  442 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024
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I’m enjoying the big kabooms. πŸ₯°

07.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is the dispensary’s 6th birthday today and I only coincidentally went there today.

The pain I have from standing in line for an hour earned me this 80mg edible, darn it.

I normally don’t partake during the day, even while on leave, but down is up and right is left so 🀷

06.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One was a railroad worker, one was a postal carrier. Bonus: dad’s stepdad retired from US Steel after having served in Korea.

05.03.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jokes on you, Scaliseβ€”they’re up today.

25.02.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at the stage of the evening, after having a healthy swig of liquid THC, where I would welcome the warmth of the incoming nuclear explosion.

These posts recapping SOTU, oooof…how do we hotfix our dem leadership’s lack of a spine?

25.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I feel like the best SOTU option is to β€œwatch” via MST 3k-style commentary by friends and friendlies online.

24.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s watch this bloated fuck melt down.

20.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a legend.

a legend.

a yellow and black graphic depicting a high school student throwing a punch at a nazi.

a yellow and black graphic depicting a high school student throwing a punch at a nazi.

my antifa valentine 🀎

15.02.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

1) Cable

2) Samwise

3) Wonder Woman

4) Michael Burnham πŸ₯΅

15.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bats have taken up residence in our shutters. They seem to help with the mosquito population, but I super wish they didn’t crap all over my windowsills.

13.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bluesky is a fucking wild site because you can post "wow, my energy bill was high this month" and the aboslute wokescolds will come out and be like "You absolute piece of shit, why aren't you frugalmaxxing, I keep my heat at 55 F and wear 7 layers at all times"

12.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1187    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 21

Does he want a fuckin’ cookie?

12.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The nap is THEE BEST

11.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They did! It was beautiful.

09.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahead of tonight’s dueling halftime shows, a reminder that the cost of diggy is out of reach for many Americans

08.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

21-20 is a little too close for comfort!

08.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#teamfluff

08.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is me and walnuts.

06.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the town that created me. 🫠

04.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goes straight to the bin! Provel is sadness.

04.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The whole fish is rotted, though.

04.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly think some people have just overcorrected by like, a whole metric f’ton.

03.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have the biggest crush on her.

01.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three decades after reading the books, I still want to go frolic on PEI.

29.01.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Winter photo of bare trees, overcast skies, and what looks like snow but is several layers of frozen precipitation.

Winter photo of bare trees, overcast skies, and what looks like snow but is several layers of frozen precipitation.

My yard and the road, outside Benton city limits. People have tried plowing but it’s nigh impossible.

29.01.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t have the language for it, but this states my fear cleanly.

27.01.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today is a good day to tell any MAGA stragglers in your circles, to get fucked.

26.01.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Late Gen X.

Feeling old (figuratively) has happened quite suddenly.

24.01.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh.

(That’s it. Just β€œOh.”)

24.01.2026 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0