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@arkansaucian.bsky.social

Central Arkansan. Middle-aged bridge tr*ll. Diminutive. Tired.

181 Followers  |  235 Following  |  377 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  2.3129

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Perfection, no notes

08.11.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All those folks on Twitter calling me a bot would feel mighty dumb right now if they were introspective. Fuckers.

07.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Real World was a mistake

07.11.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s time. She’s served well, but it’s time.

06.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fly to Jax FL Sunday. Through Atlanta.

Big same.

05.11.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This candy bar has no hash in it!

31.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honk honk, the disc that was once simply abutting the sacral nerve is now impinging it.

Because I had an epidural injection just one week before the injury, insurance may be reluctant to approve another injection so soon.

We shall see. If they deny it, they’ll end up paying way moreβ€”for surgery.

28.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I already have a bad back, but I’ve done fully forked it up, by picking up the dog.

I lift, it pops, I scream and legs buckle.

The only position that relieves pain is lying flat.

Day 8 of this and it hasn’t subsided one itty bit.

MRI is Tuesday, so this weekend is dedicated to tasting colors.

24.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I miss 24-hour grocery stores.

11.10.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, they are in Will County (my home land) so they’ll fit right in.

08.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to turn it off, too nervous

07.10.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

skunk = 🦨

skink = 🦎

skank = never mind, this can’t be worth it

06.10.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1066    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 22

Big fat goose egg on badges 🀬

04.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took the dog for a real walk, now posted up for the next couple of hours to try and get SDCC badges for 2026.

04.10.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It was a dismissive reply from Jay of Bluesky, to someone asking if Singal could be banned.

03.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oracle employees who expressed support for Palestine were "referred to internal mental health resources."

Oracle is about to own TikTok.

03.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3846    πŸ” 1595    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 78

I think you’ll find people will pay a small, reasonable fee to have a platform that stamps out bigotry and professional contrarians.

But you’d rather be snarky.

03.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These Cardiac Cubs, man…

Onward to MKE!

03.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have such a way with words (complimentary)
πŸ₯°

01.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ladyfriend is an excepted (essential) gov’t employee. 🫠

01.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I get paid my financial services salary, to assemble Lego and puzzles all day, maybe color in a stained glass coloring book? No?

29.09.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mid-40s, dislike video.

29.09.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jerry Jones: *blathers*
Me: *inappropriate hand gesture*

28.09.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Little Rock might as well be war torn Afghanistan to folks in Benton.

28.09.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You must have a way different user experience. :)

26.09.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Autism is quite prevalent in my family. Brother, my sister’s kids, and some cousins have autism, and I hit the big marks in testing but not the β€œlittle ones” per the examiner.

Mom didn’t take Tylenol with any three of us kids.

Do family studies, you pukes.

26.09.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing this in script, or one of those blacked out American flags, on a car makes me react viscerally.

26.09.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m β€œgift from god.”

Being a non-believer, this pleases me.

22.09.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That lady was on stage talmbout how much she gone miss her husband and her husband followers were like

"that's cool and all where is the man sex"

22.09.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

MMJ is also on board 🌈

21.09.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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