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an if you could stop me you would have already, so shakespearean

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giraffe, jungleland miniature golf, atlantic beach, north carolina, 1985

giraffe, jungleland miniature golf, atlantic beach, north carolina, 1985

giraffe, jungleland miniature golf, atlantic beach, north carolina, 1985

04.10.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

as someone with two masters degrees in shakespeare studies and performance I could not possibly agree more

13.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

more people became world-famous in the 60’s and 70’s (actors, musicians, etc.) than ever before in human history and now they are all quite old. this decade will outlast a bunch of them. I’ll wave goodbye to the good ones, and hope I get to smoke with them in heaven

11.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me and the lady are going to philly tomorrow to witness the sacred and the profane

10.10.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer prine’s vision of heaven. 9-mile-long cigarettes at rock and roll nightclubs, reunification with lost loved ones, benign revenge against your earthly critics

09.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

actually in heaven my cats have sharp claws. sharper than now, even

09.10.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œhorseshoe theory is fact” must hit so hard if you’re stupid

07.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scrolled past Toni Collette in Wayward too fast and thought she was Warren Zevon

07.10.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
Lydia Burrell purple vinyl LP β€œOutside With Lacey”, there’s a dude and a lady on the cover

Lydia Burrell purple vinyl LP β€œOutside With Lacey”, there’s a dude and a lady on the cover

hell yeah @howelldawdy.com

07.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m no longer a man of hope when it comes to things like this but any true middle finger is welcome in my tent

06.10.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

04.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WHY HAS THE MOTHER GOT DRUNK.
WHY IS THE WORLD GOING ROUND.
WHY IS THERE FOOTBALL ON TV.
WHY HAS THAT PINK DUCK ONLY GOT ONE LEG.

04.10.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 9

al swearengen voice: all things considered, go fuck yourself

03.10.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tangential to the question but I believe beau is afraid will continue to make people angry for quite a long time

03.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

get em shakes

03.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whenever the government shuts down there should be an audible, nationwide sound like when a big engine gets powered off in a sci-fi movie. sure it would wake a lot of sleeping people but that’s good, they should be pissed off already

01.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the monster after victor gives him his first bite of fully loaded bratwurst:

02.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good riddance, say I. for queens are built of sterner stuff

02.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mike Myers

Mike Myers

Michael Myers

Michael Myers

September 30 October 1

30.09.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1203    πŸ” 281    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 22

quentin really phoning it in for final film #10

02.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes! yes!!

01.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fence ALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fence

Thinking about that one peanuts special where charlie brown climbs over a wire fence like a bug lmao

30.09.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1292    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 63

whenever the government shuts down there should be an audible, nationwide sound like when a big engine gets powered off in a sci-fi movie. sure it would wake a lot of sleeping people but that’s good, they should be pissed off already

01.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

or perhaps even the God of Movies, Gregg Turkington (dekar v. dracula)!

01.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my the year of my birth thank you dangus thank you

01.10.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just checked and I have zero 0) points please help my family may be in perral 0be3eda9b32955549a8d0b53903a502c

30.09.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he must know something we don’t. nevertheless he should not be doing that

30.09.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna feel that

30.09.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m less lonely when I encounter stuff like this

30.09.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goku 2028

30.09.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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