CorgiTeaTime

ourselves a self

TTRPG jam where entries must be based on a random permutation of the "gaslight gatekeep girlboss" meme (d6):
1. Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
2. Gaslight, gateboss, girlkeep
3. Gaskeep, gatelight, girlboss
4. Gaskeep, gateboss, girllight
5. Gasboss, gatekeep, girllight
6. Gasboss, gatelight, girlkeep

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

You’re telling me an apple smoked this sausage?

A bunny under a bridge throws a rope to pull in another bunny, who may have fallen off the bridge. A small crowd of onlookers has gathered, including a rat who is better at swimming

Daily bunny no.3244 to the rescue

Post a ghost.

a screenshot from NOTTING HILL of Julia Roberts speaking Hugh Grant. Grant's back is to the camera. Julia is a beautiful white woman with dark hair to her shoulders. She's somewhat smiling. l've edited the subtitle to read, "I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking [everyone ti make tv shows well-lit again]”

Please. I can’t see anything in era accurate candle light.

I'm a game design genius

Japanese Keitai -Retro Mobile-　 　

Life Hack: Pour milk into your humidifier for a milkier room atmosphere

A small football-shaped owl with white and black stripes perches on the tip of a dead tree and looks down in the orange glow of the setting sun.

I lucked into a northern hawk-owl this evening. It was completely unbothered by the angry black-backed woodpecker chattering away below. #birds. 🌿

Clair: Leon S. Kennedy? What’s the S stand for? Leon: heh, something cool, no doubt (Leon looks at his license, sees it is Scott) “aw man”

Leon: Hey Ada, did I ever tell you i was on the football team in high school? Ada: I don’t care (Flashback) Football coach: Kennedy! I need you out there! Leon, donning a Mr Raccoon mascot costume: “be right there, coach!”

i can’t play re9 for a few more days, so here’s a thread of some re2 and re4 Leon comics

Black-and-white photo of a mostly white white and tabby kitten, lying, nestled in dark, brocade fabric and looking at the camera.

“Little Bright Eyes”. Postcard from my collection, 1905.

a colored sketch of nona from the locked tomb saga of books.

colored a very quick nona doodle <3

I finished the lineart for this witch picture:

Low-fi high-contrast stereo pair of a reconstructed log hut.

Soldier’s Hut, Valley Forge, Philadelphia 2026

Charmera, Pixel filter stereo pair

#StereoPair

#revolutionarygirlutena

Illustration of Alysa Liu.

Illustration of Alysa Liu. - close up

Alysa Liu!

It's very low-priority compared to everything else, but I wish I didn't get the kind of hiccups that sound like a baby pterodactyl screaming for its mother.

Life, it never die,

Same energy

When I remove my clown gf's bra for the 20th time only to reveal yet another even smaller bra

ok

Twin Peaks Opening Title Generator Create your own Twin Peaks opening titles. Your own episode. Your own mystery.

Don't like it? Make your own, you fucks!

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Stairs to nowhere
Sidney, IL

Bbbriar

Nice!

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"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

Me: patriarchy influences everything and it sucks in innumerable ways

Also me: yaaaaaaay stern fantasy sorceress has an impractical outfit with heels hehehehe *i start clapping like an easily trained seal out of delight*