CorgiTeaTime

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

"You snouvre you louvre", is that a thing

[ID: a digital painting depicting an oil rig worker suspended by a harness and rope from a support beam, wearing a hard hat and reflective work gear. The worker looks off into the background, where a siren perches on a metal frame. The siren is depicted here as a creature with the upper torso of a woman, her arms taloned and scaled like a bird's claws. Another worker dangles limp in her hand, and blood is smeared across her mouth. The siren's long dark hair hangs down into the mist alongside the dead worker's severed rope. The worker in the foreground is in focus and drawn in muted oranges, and the rest of the artwork is done in shades of teal. End description. ]

siren

Meme is a picture of all the sailors from Sailor amoon trying to keep Mariah Carey contained inside crystal Text reads: Trying to hold off Mariah Carey for as long as possible

She can not be stopped, only delayed....

Incredible putting on a headset energy by Daboll here.

A Great Blue Heron coming in to land at one of the mudflats on the lake.

Reze 🌼

matchstick

#art

mortal

your other half

capacity

cool cool. my dog won’t come near me if i’m wearing a big hat

Kind of funny that publishing solved the problem of people not buying novellas or story collections by simply calling them "novels." It totally works. Turns out people just really like the word "novel" I guess.

Jane Austen's 250th birthday is coming up in December and I hope you'll celebrate by taking a turn about the room, acquiring a passion for dead leaves & closet shelves, and taking a fancy to the last person you could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

how about you stop training those horses and write an UMA RESUME so you can get a job

Screenshot of a portion of email reading: New(?) rind halves of 4 large oranges Slice rind halves and put in heavy pot - cover with water- bring to boil, cook at boiling for twenty minutes- throw out water - rinse orange slices with cold water - and repeat above process two more times (3 times in all). Make syrup of 1 1/4 cups water - 1 1/4 cup sugar (granulated) and add 9 whole cloves - bring to a boil nd stir - then add orange rind slices and bring to a boil then simmer (slow boil) until liquid almost gone. Watch so as not to burn and shake(?) just(?) as syrups cooks. Until slices (three words I can't figure out). (Word?) and slices skins side up on cookie racks to dry.

I asked my sister for a recipe from my great grandmother’s book and old Sylvia had notoriously small, narrow old-time cursive handwriting. My sister did her best to interpret it and I love that it reads like a Silent Hill puzzle

Finished~
“Anomaly” acrylic on panel, 9x12

Need to take it in to get it scanned but I’ll have prints available sometime in the near future C:

you celebrate that meat is now on the menu for the boys. but it’s curious that you’re not examining why meat *isn’t* always on the menu. as if a level of forced scarcity is being used as a tool of oppression, demanding allegiance to the tower man on the rare occurrence of treats.

A better world 🌿

Is she, you know… a fellow member of the blast brigade?

Yeah, that makes sense. I should have expected that.

I can only posit that reactor cavity water tastes boring because it's so clean, but now we have experimental confirmation

Thank you for satiating the internet's (my) curiosity. I appreciate it.

Follow up question: If it's ok to ask... Why did your dad drink reactor water?

Please ask because now I'm really curious how it tastes

NO WADING IN THE RADIOACTIVE POOL (this means you, Ted!)

Fanart of Kpop demon hunters. They are wearing their outfits from the opening scene. The honmoon can be seen behind them.

Zoom in of Zoey from the Kpop Demon Hunters. Fanart of Kpop demon hunters. They are wearing their outfits from the opening scene. The honmoon can be seen behind them.

Zoom in of Rumi from the Kpop Demon Hunters. Fanart of Kpop demon hunters. They are wearing their outfits from the opening scene. The honmoon can be seen behind them.

Zoom in of Mira from the Kpop Demon Hunters. Fanart of Kpop demon hunters. They are wearing their outfits from the opening scene. The honmoon can be seen behind them.

How It’s Done ✨
#kpopdemonhunters #kdh #art #illustration

Alejandro Kirk takes a hack for the fences. He looks beautiful

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

"IT WAS JUST THE ONE TIME >:("

I hope they are fine and I'm glad everything is being taken seriously, but I also know this person is never going to hear the end of this if they go back to work.

Every newbie is going to hear "Make sure not to fall into the radioactive pool like this guy here did" while pointing at them.