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Bombshell elegantly decomposing into forest hag (she/her) astrologer, queer elder, wicked sorceress ♻️ Venus > Mars > Saturn > Venus ❌TERFs/SWERFs/AI/genocide deniers/your co-star chart

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I literally canceled having a birthday party because I didn't feel like dealing with it until next month πŸ˜†

02.12.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LMFAO, this is the best trolling I've ever seen

02.12.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

William Lilly called us Astrologians, and I think we should bring that back

02.12.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine is 5ΒΊΒ before the exact square, but I feel like this is going to be a lovely test for if solar remediation actually works (especially since I am going from a Cap to Aqua profection this month, so it's just Saturnine AF up in here)

01.12.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just so wild to me that the democrats on the The View not just platformed a woman who BRAGS about how she wanted to "outlaw medically transing minors", but sat there praising her! This isn't a group of voters, this is a dangerous woman with power and influence that they're sane-washing!

01.12.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My kingdom for a service that lets you anonymously inform a podcaster that they are mispronouncing a word

01.12.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

(Yes, this is about boobs)

26.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mia Goth is Sydney Sweeney for leftists

26.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really appreciate that Marjorie Taylor Greene's goodbye message had some of the most hateful, batshit stuff she's "stood up for" so hopefully the shitlibs can stop acting like she is somehow a friend to the left just because she got sick of being Trump's handmaiden

24.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also realized yesterday around 1PM that I had walked 10 miles without ever leaving the 7th floor of my building, and I needed to GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE before I lost my mind

17.11.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spent all of this past weekend moving from one apartment in my building to another, and I really wish I had taken a day off to recover

17.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
how to deal with your stupid coworker the traditional way book

how to deal with your stupid coworker the traditional way book

this is major mars x mercury energy

12.11.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Every time I see this man, I think, I'm sorry, your parental abandonment issues are not our problem! People work through this stuff all the time without hurting other people, buddy

12.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing is, I worry that this is Zeno's paradox but happening without paradox. We're always getting closer, but never getting there.

13.11.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Solidarity Forever!
Kindly inform your friends and colleagues if you see them drinking Starbucks.

13.11.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A "missing" minute in the footage, huh

12.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 574    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

If I’m talking about dinner or TV or the dog, I probably don’t want a bleak joke about the state of the world. I promise: I know about it.

13.11.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 941    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.

13.11.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3714    πŸ” 505    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 32

Kira, it's ALREADY over for us hoes, we can't handle you getting MORE exquisite 😫

13.11.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

MICHAEL πŸ˜‚

13.11.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ #Enochian visions for $1000, Alex.”

13.11.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sending you and this darling creature all the love and peace this weekend and always. πŸ’”

13.11.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm also, for the first time maybe ever, getting the whole "let's review Mercury things" delineation that I've always wanted but never really had happen for me

13.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has absolutely been the funniest fucking Mercury rx in awhile, and I'm in a Sag profection month as it is, so it's just been hitting in so many ways that have me crying laughing

13.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

With all due respect to Nirvana:

🎡Hey!
🎢Wait!
🎡Jupiter's retrograde!

#astrology

11.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am extremely unsurprised but also sorry you're dealing with this!

11.11.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

10.11.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 25815    πŸ” 6603    πŸ’¬ 493    πŸ“Œ 372

LMAO, I just realized I am trying to change my internet service from one apartment in my building to another on a weekend during Mercury rx. Classic me.

11.11.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Canada loses measles elimination status β€”Β as does the entire Americas region Canada has formally lost its measles elimination status, the country’s public health agency announced, triggering the loss of that status throughout all of the Americas.

Canada loses Measles elimination status, as does the entire Americas region.

Clinics here have signs warning about Measles but no masks in healthcare

www.statnews.com/2025/11/10/m...

10.11.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9
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smoke is coming out of a laptop that says ' aaron ' on it ALT: smoke is coming out of a laptop that says ' aaron ' on it

Wondering if anyone reads your posts? Put a typo in the next one.

10.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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