Rhyzed By Woevs

It’s not like you name your fancy shmancy air purifier, Gordon Ramsay. That would make sense.

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Wait, which one would buy a Ford for its imminent AI feature?

Or…$0

At least Moses didn’t make mention of wooden bath containers.

Aye…ya scurvy dog

Muppet, as there being a hand up that ass making it speak…apologies to Jim Hanson

“Wall Street district in NYC vote overwhelmingly for Zohran Mamdani in the Democratic primary for NYC mayor…won strong support in wealthy Manhattan neighborhoods, including the Financial District and other parts of Manhattan, where he performed well among middle- and upper-middle-income voters.”

Maybe he should set his sights lower to let’s say, the Whinny Senile Wannabe Dictator Championship of Bedminster.

Rumble? You’re referencing a conspiracy theorist filled upgraded 4Chan with video…Rumble?

When this Ai bubble bursts, will it deepfake its demise?

Bet Riley Gaines can’t do this.

Yep, special kind of stupid to claim you will not surrender, surrender, and then sell $28M worth of merc with your picture saying you will not surrender. Maybe Ted’s short on cash?

Skeetgito ergo sum

FBI typically stands for “Fast, Big, Irregular”—a shorthand used by clinicians to describe a type of stroke presentation that suggests a large vessel occlusion (LVO), which is a serious and most often associated with Happy Meals.

Will that be for here or to go?

“The, great Charlie Kirk. He’s a wonderful man. He often had a friend for dinner. Remember the concluding? ‘Use me, I’m to have a friend for dinner,’ as this unfortunate doctor walked past ‘I [am] about to a friend.’ But Charlie Kirk. Congratulations The late, great Charlie Kirk.”

Did his head just pop about like a cork on a string?

It’s too early to know even if Cheetolini will endorse Eyeliner Earl yet. I should think president MeltyFace is likely aware of the Thielican’s control over Vladimir Futon and isn’t going to let it out of his babyhands.

These three united as BRICS and by the wearing of TRANSANT with HI-6 just in case…

What’s Japanese for Looser?

Then how the Leprechauns suppose find me pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

It’s the guns, stupid!

Google will not be keeping me saying “I want him gone” right?

Yep, I usually use Calbee shrimp chip bags for bribes.

MS-thirteen is probably available.

After the meltdown in Alaska, where Putin obviously sent one of his remaining lookalikes to the meeting. Perhaps Zelenskyy can one up him by sending Max Kamikaze in a suit to meet privately with Trump.

Brighty the Burro learned the hard way that he never should have just sent strongly worded letters insisting the advancing flames to stop!