Espe0ns (he/they)

I did forget I had a bluesky account until now when I saw the email lmaoooo but this is awesome!

What's the inverse of unicorn hunters? Cause that's me. I'm hunting the hunters. Let me in on your couple shenanigans PLEASE

But damn you're an ass for stringing me along

I don't understand why so many guys will pursue me and then ghost the second I'm like "okay follow through on all that talk then" like? You're just enjoying the idea of experiencing me without putting in the effort to actually obtain that experience. Which is fine, since I cant compete with fantasy.

Bad news: I'm rapidly balding after surviving the most stressful year of my life

Good news: This has been strangely gender affirming, as I'm experiencing male patterned baldness

lost control and ate a whole pint of ice cream. my greed makes me no better than a billionaire 😔

Weirdly validating gender thing that just happened: Went to go stretch my back by putting my arms to the top of the doorframe and leaning forward. Didn't have to use tip toes this time. I don't really have height dysphoria, but this was still a pleasant surprise!

I had pluralpedia open in my mobile browser, despite having no memory of looking at that website. Which could mean nothing.

I'm swearing off dating men because I've had too many bad experiences now. Unfortunately, this means that from now on, I am straight. Send thoughts and prayers as I navigate this challenging time.

I thought of him only positively until now, and accepted that a part of me would probably love him forever, despite knowing it was for the best that we split. Now I'm just glad he's out of my life. I don't want to associate with someone so insensitive and harsh.

My ex said some absolutely callous and offensive things to a mutual friend of ours, and I'm now genuinely embarrassed to have dated someone who could be that hateful. I can officially say I no longer love him. Which is sad, because it really was the best relationship I ever had.

Convinced that the reason people are so against socks with sandals is that foot fetishists just wanted an excuse to have those dogs out

I could have phrased this better but basically my dream said "you deserve better than an alcoholic who barely held it together around you"

After months of mopeing I had a single dream cure me of my lingering feelings for my ex. Turns out, vividly picturing him drunkenly driving to my childhood home and throwing up in the bathroom, followed by the realization that could have happened if we stayed together, does not make the heart fonder

I miss vent so much. What an app

Better than I have been! Life is finally starting to stabilize again thank goodness

Saving money on the heating bill by trapping my farts under the blanket lmao

We no longer have our spaces to be unhinged in peace 😔

Me keeping my thoughts to myself since vent shut down