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@davethetentakil.bsky.social

Your parasocial guy crashing on the couch

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That reminds me, have we had a debate yet about movie soundtracks that weren't released until years after the movie came out (like Blade Runner) ?

07.12.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Care Bear with a purple heart.

Care Bear with a purple heart.

I can't believe they made a "Wounded in Action" Care Bear. The Bush years were a weird time.

07.12.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to enjoy this.

07.12.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can tell that the screenshot thing is bad faith. If they were to actually share the link, then the post would have part of the contextual lede as well as the clickbait headline.

And having that context would seriously dampen the angry engagement that they crave.

07.12.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I say that when in doubt, go with the earliest release.

07.12.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't seen a Mrs. Vanelli's in over a decade. I miss them.

06.12.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, has the Korean BBQ place closed?

06.12.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's roast chicken breast with brown rice and lots of vegetables. Pretty good.

06.12.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a drummer thing. Look at the Damned, for example. The drummer calls himself "Rat Scabies", while every other member has a name that is sensible.

06.12.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations to the latest recipient of the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

06.12.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It took me a few watches to realize that the BANG was a slamming door and not a gunshot.

06.12.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, by the end of the show's run, there were three.

05.12.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We also suffer from a lack of object permanence in Canada. We put 100 pounds of scrap iron in a drawer, and 2 days later it turns into a wooden spoon and an apple.

05.12.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All we are is dogs in the hill.

05.12.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's all those microplastics from putting Amiibos in your mouth.

05.12.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too fancy for an extension cord, are you?

05.12.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@seanbaby.bsky.social becomes a butt sniffing historian today as he covers Ally McBeal's history of sniffing butts. It's the kind of thoughtful, thorough, deep dive about butt sniffing you could only find on 1900hotdog.com. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/fuck...

05.12.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My enduring memory of this match is the small child in the front row who had no impulse control.

05.12.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can only assume that Netflix has some plans to generate additional revenue from the WB IP, and isn't just panic-buying to keep it away from its competitors.

05.12.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My partner and I call our bad movie nights "Film School" for that very reason.

05.12.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Black hole entropy hints at a surprising truth about our universe Two clashing ideas about disorder inside black holes now point to the same strange conclusions, and it could reshape the foundations of how we think about space and time

www.newscientist.com/article/2505...

05.12.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image from Promise Mascot Agency: The Art of Kaso-Machi, a digital art book exhibiting the development of Promise Mascot Agency.

This is a page exploring different concept art of the main character Michi's glasses by Ikumi Nakamura.

An image from Promise Mascot Agency: The Art of Kaso-Machi, a digital art book exhibiting the development of Promise Mascot Agency. This is a page exploring different concept art of the main character Michi's glasses by Ikumi Nakamura.

This is a page of early concept art by Ikumi Nakamura of Pinkyβ˜† from Promise Mascot Agency.

"Rachel:  Pinkyβ˜† was originally going to be really squishy in game. The idea was that she couldn’t drive a car for humans as she had no way to press the pedals, and that’s why she was in the back of the truck"

"Ikumi: The facial structure is cute, but it's a little creepy as it's hard to read emotions from the expressions."

This is a page of early concept art by Ikumi Nakamura of Pinkyβ˜† from Promise Mascot Agency. "Rachel: Pinkyβ˜† was originally going to be really squishy in game. The idea was that she couldn’t drive a car for humans as she had no way to press the pedals, and that’s why she was in the back of the truck" "Ikumi: The facial structure is cute, but it's a little creepy as it's hard to read emotions from the expressions."

An image from Promise Mascot Agency: The Art of Kaso-Machi, a digital art book exhibiting the development of Promise Mascot Agency.

This is a page of final art of everyone's favourite mascot To-Fu by Inko Ai Takita.

An image from Promise Mascot Agency: The Art of Kaso-Machi, a digital art book exhibiting the development of Promise Mascot Agency. This is a page of final art of everyone's favourite mascot To-Fu by Inko Ai Takita.

Art book quotes:

"Harry:
An early experiment for the vintage filter design was using a GPU simulation of NTSC video signals; literally encoding and decoding the image that way old display hardware would, complete with tracking issues and poor cable quality.

Sadly it made the screen too hard to read, modified the art style too dramatically and was prohibitively expensive to render - however, we felt the colour bleeding and subtle blurring were steps in the right direction…"

Art book quotes: "Harry: An early experiment for the vintage filter design was using a GPU simulation of NTSC video signals; literally encoding and decoding the image that way old display hardware would, complete with tracking issues and poor cable quality. Sadly it made the screen too hard to read, modified the art style too dramatically and was prohibitively expensive to render - however, we felt the colour bleeding and subtle blurring were steps in the right direction…"

Promise Mascot Agency is 30% OFF in a Steam Daily Deal!

To celebrate we're releasing Promise Mascot Agency: The Art of Kaso-Machi!

Presenting a 400+ page PDF featuring art from Ikumi Nakamura, Mai Mattori, Inko Ai Takita and lots of the amazing devs who worked on the game! πŸ₯³

03.12.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 12

He's always been a morally ambiguous character. That's part of the appeal.

05.12.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The past" is proverbially a foreign country, and evangelicals are obsessed with bringing it back.

04.12.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you ever watch Carl Reiner's documentary "If you're not in the Obit, Have Breakfast" ?

I can't imagine Dick Van Dyke ever wanting to sit down and relax. He'd much rather be dancing with her!

04.12.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And then win an Oscar before he turns 102.

04.12.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was the reply-guy Aaron Sorkin?

04.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We didn't have bullying in the 1980s. We just had horseplay, teasing, initiation, self-assertion, unilaterally-imposed games...

04.12.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.

"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.

You’ll Be OK

03.12.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13957    πŸ” 3769    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 78

I watched Five Nights At Freddy's 2 in a theater full of people who won contests to see it early, people who dressed up as characters and braved single-digit temps. And even THEIR energy left the room almost immediately after the film started

04.12.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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