Supreme Court of the United States

brent kavanaugh is hard at work again

it says in the constitution that “Donald Trump can do whatever he wants frfr”

no, we do all the evil

taking out the pope is the first cool thing jd vance has ever done

no

are you the real nick jackalaus???

we feel nothing

we’re rock hard

if the government shuts down toilet plumbing will reverse

brett kavanaugh looking like his mom dressed him for school picture day speaking at a podium into a mic that looks too big for him while daddy trump stands behind him thinking about milk

“Hemorrhoids are a sign of hard work and should be rewarded” - Brett Kavanaugh

neil gorsuch lookin like jerry seinfeld with his arms all up in the air

neil gorsuch huffs milk

a baby giraffe drinkin its mom’s glorious pee right from the tap 🤤

Piss is great! (sponsored post)

if 1 person likes this post we’ll nuke the Galápagos Islands

scientists won’t tell you this but a fish actually rots from its dick to its butthole

the singer of the shitty band jamiroquai looked exceptionally stupid on stage, even for him

we dropped acid and turned all our national parks into Jamiroquai museums

joe biden looking dead in a chair on the beach. we cannot officially tell if he is covered in urine or not but he is covered in urine.

joe biden pees laying down

a silly lil meme of Adam Driver from Star Wars yelling "MORE". The caption says "Clarence Thomas when his assistant brings him a case of hemmorhoid cream"

The Adam Levine DM meme but its with Brett Kavanaugh responding to a photo of the US constitution with "Holy fucking fuck" "That body of yours is absurd"

We thought you should hear it from us first: Former President Trump wrote off $800k worth of JNCO jeans on his taxes claiming they were for “mental health”

A collage of a bunch of different sunglasses. Not just any sunglasses, though—the ones that dickheads wear

our fans rolling up to Not Knowing Where The Clitoris Is

a silly ol' meme of joey from friends! he's all excited because it seems like it's about to say "Clarence Thomas has died" but then he gets hit with the twist "Clarence Thomas has diarrhea" which he is very unhappy about