Emma

no

first you were washed now you're cooked. you're gonna make an excellent meal

Lt. Ryker of the Mechanised Cavalry.

He's an impulsive, tortured dog just trying to please everyone and find his way in a military that doesn't see him as much more than what the voices in his head call him - a dumb mutt.

Vtubers, Creatives, and Fans of Things! I'm going to be doing a smash or pass tierlist on this stream.

TO PARTICIPATE:

-Enter your OC, your fandom blorbo, or your Vtube self in the replies. Give a short description and IMAGE

-Reskeet and follow

I plan on doing them all!

oh how full of love I am for all my friends

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

building flatpack furniture wrong the first time builds emotional resilience (this has happened three times)

Christian Values drag king name send bskeet

its not right for you to be laid low like this

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

chipped a fucking tooth ughhhhhhhh

Woof

also my haemoglobin dropped by 5 and I am counting that as a moral failing

I have decided to hand-draw all of the OpFor for my Lancer game so that my players will either feel bad when they kill them or spur them to greater violence (it will be the latter)

why would you get up and leave him 😭

your violence nor cruelty knows no bounds (compliment)

Good morning

*repairs your brake lines*

"I think I will have a little afternoon nap as a treat 🥰"
The humble nightmare:

good music is so important when fixing bones and I detest surgeons without a strong playlist

Trying to learn how to GM Lancer and fuck I have a headache learning all the little bits to this

Makes me pretty uncomfy when things are about Not Me

The piss tank on the ISS is now 51% full.

explode him this instant

Text: "from the next wave until forever, be mine" Two Helldivers stand on a pile of dead Automatons and debris in the centre of the piece, the rightmost bridal carrying the leftmost close and high in their arms, the leftmost hangs a bolt-action from their left hand their gaze rests directly on each other. The pair are illuminated overhead by dawnlike light and the portending red glow of a flare, lending a sense of urgency to the overhead text. The rightmost is fashioned after the RE-1861 Parade Commander, differentiated for OC. The leftmost is fashioned after the RE-2310 Honorary Guard also differentiated for OC, the left also hangs an RE-2124 Constitution painted prestigiously in an obnoxious yellow-and-black in their off-hand.

Me when I see another Constitution main

#helldivers #helldivers2

GM that uses my own tricks against me you will pay for this in blood

I think that was one of the best lancer sessions we've had. GM @houndart.bsky.social wove a masterwork giving a narratively terrifying enemy a statblock to match.

but we got it done 😤😤😤 Unit 02 undefeated!!! (please do not mention one of our PCs received a paracausal lobotomy)

here's a fun one from the patreon last year... routine maintenance ⚙️❤️

Twins!

investing in a cryogenics facility for your bleedingheart patients so they don't have to wait another minute