Massive Mage 🔞 (3/6 COMMS DONE)

Genshin Impact fats are SOOOOOO FUCKING GOOOOOOD OOOOOUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

GIVE ME 1500lb SUCROSE HUFFING AND PUFFING IN A WALKING FRAME OR DIE.

That's more than fine.

HOWEVER, THIS IS EVIL FAT TWINK TERRITORY. OPPS WILL BE PERSECUTED AND FED TO THE COURTS.

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YCH for @fattenedsnek.bsky.social!! Surprise blobbening continues to spread, a fascinating phenomenon

Thanks a ton for the comm and taking a chance with me!
#fatfur #blob #animation

I LOVE EVIL FAT TWINKS! I LOVE EVIL FAT TWIIIIIIIINKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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(proudly, from chest)

I THINK SCARAMOUCHE GENSHIN IMPACT SHOULD BE BUILT LIKE AN EXTREME HOURGLASS. I WANT HIM TO GIVE ME DEATH GLARES WHEN I FLOP HIS TITS TO AND FRO.

feeling down? pet a deer! 🦌

(wobbling on a treadmill)

My doctor... He told me I was suffering from obesity... but I don't suffer from obesity... I PROSPER from it! STAY HARD...

(also, please pass me a donut, I need a mid-workout snack)

Yeah, I dunno what you're talking about, man, being 1200lbs and having to need a cane of titanium to move around is 100% attainable and realistic.

We've been through this such a long, long time, just tryin' to kill the pain...

Return to form... Return to Arknightsposting...

I am practicing every day to write One Piece-style comedy so that way, when I write a big-ass One Piece fic, it's like you're reading an official story...

I think it's working so far.

Many people are saying this about me.

I did it... I finished watching Warship Island (One Piece filler arc)...

Now... I can finally read... ALABASTA...

The ONLY issue I know I will struggle with is the smartasses going "haha you're a Genshin Impact player".

But if a little slander was enough to make me drop an agenda, I SHOULDN'T BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.........

"Stupid Nami makes the men do all the work... It's like, 'Try pushing it yourself!'"

"Wwwhhuuhtt dduuhh yyyyuuhh kknnuuhhww...?! Hhhuffhh... Iiihhhmmm uuuhhh ddeeelliihhccuuhhtteee gggiiihhhrrrlll...!"

"NOTHING ABOUT YOU IS DELICATE! AND SUCK IT IN, YOUR GUT'S IN THE WAY OF THE WAGON!"

nsfw

blobmountain lounging on top of their monstrous, continent-crushing nuts. eyes rolling back in bliss as they shovel down nachos with their enormously bloated paws and blast rope after rope, gargantuan weight kneading mind-blanking climaxes from their throbbing, churning, titanic balls

Cute bunnies? Uhhhh... Amber counts, I guess...

Goth girl? Search up Rosaria or Arlecchino.

often imitated. never duplicated

True enough, I can't force you to.

...But what if I told you I think Victor would look cute in a Tighnari/Furina cosplay?

It appears I am causing a domino effect where some of my mutuals who dropped Genshin Impact are picking it back up again seeing me post so much about it.

GOOD.

the #1 lav

No, that doesn't mean she'll sit on you or something if you interrupt her gaming sesh, you have to go find her some snacks in order to earn that

A "little" upgrade for a big lady...

Jill Stingray but she's so fat each asscheek takes up 2 barstools each.

...Jill Sting-weigh, even.

The Obesity Paradox refers to my obese girlfriend, who is so cosmically fat that attempting to make sense of her by zooming into her rolls is much like trying to discern when a fractal stops.

and then you start feasting along with me on the endless stream of food inside that dank, humid fat tunnel, joining the ranks of the other corrupted blobs who made it as far as you and gave into bliss. my every belch makes you instantly swell with more blubber, becoming as mindlessly indulgent as me

making the miles-long descent into my crater of neck and chinrolls only to find me thoughtlessly devouring tons and tons of fast food. thoughts creeping into your head about how it would feel to gorge that much, to be so fat you can't move, to feast forever and sink into your own billowing immensity

need to be a permanently gorging blob capable of smothering continents in lard without noticing. only ever thinking about the next pizza to mindlessly gobble, the next belch to erupt with that jiggles my whole mass, the next feeder to get to my fatcave and lose themselves to my radiating gluttony

is there a SPECIFIC miku or teto... can we pick... or will it be them (vanilla)...

either way i'm throwing (rabbit hole) miku into the ring