Evil Sass

Me calculating what time I should go to be for a minimum of 8 hours before I have to get up for work tomorrow……and if I fall unconscious right now I’m only getting 6 and a half hours

Yeah probably. It’s also been brought to my attention that antibiotics shouldn’t make you nauseous enough to need anti nausea medication and I should probably be taking different ones. However a combination of crackers, room temperature flat soda, and warm ish water has brought me relief

Someone please tell me what to do when you can’t even keep plain water down and the anti nausea meds they gave you have an aftertaste that makes you nauseous

On the bright side the meds are working and the swelling has gone down a lot and the pain is manageable. On the other side my guys are so fucked up (probably from the meds) that I’m about 12 hours from ending up back in the ER for dehydration.

@cardinalsine.bsky.social thank you so much for all of your suggestions hades sounds right up my alley and I think I’m going to try portal as well

If living history museums count then zoos should count

I genuinely have no idea. The only games I’ve ever played ever were various Mario’s, guitar hero, the Sims and once someone offered to teach me to play halo and then got frustrated with me for not already knowing how to play which put me off gaming for 15 years

Please suggest games I might enjoy as a beginner and can play on my laptop. I do not know games. So far I was suggested ff14 and valorant as well as the sims which I have played before but my old computer was so old I couldn’t actually run it anymore

Checked OfferUp for couches and and a bunch of people on base are selling a lot of larger furniture. So we’re definitely mobilizing for something big (or it’s just deployment season)

If I’m not wearing shoes I’m not wearing socks. And if the weather permits I’m wearing shoes that do not require socks. Socks are the worst I hate them

The Good, The Bad, and The Ravi maybe? Or another fic by the same author they have a few

Hey little gay people who live in my phone. Is a lbd appropriate for a funeral? It’s not overly sexy or anything and it’s the only black dress I own and it’s too hot for pants and a blazer but I do have time to go shopping if a knee length bodycon off the shoulder dress is a bad idea

Age verification? It was a big deal when my school switched from chalkboards to whiteboards

I use the mute button like I’m trying to get a free drink for running up my punch card. Too many fandoms in one fic? Muted. Canned tags that have nothing to do with the fic? Muted. Ship I hate? Muted. I clicked on the author profile and their pfp was a character I hate? Muted.

The girl who bullied me in elementary school peed her pants in math class every day for an entire semester in high school. Which is a little extreme as far as karma goes but whatever

HC that Buck and Christopher talk about how worried they should be about Eddie based on what he’s been playing lately. “It’s Blue October, Buck!” “Ok but like Sway or History For Sale?” “Consent To Treatment” “I’m on my way”

This isn’t his exact playlist but it’s definitely a similar level of chaos

Oh absolutely. Eddie loves music as a vibe. Lyrics are great but he rocks just as hard to Indonesian death metal and Russian house music

You get it

As a recovering emo Eddie knows Cobra Starship is Mexican

You have vastly overestimated my abilities

I worked ten whole hours AND went to the gym and ao3 is still down. Do I just go to bed at this point?

But does Eddie listen to Thee Oh Cees?

Yo! Why are you, as a man, speeding in a parking lot?

Consensus is auburn. Thank you for voting

Hat should I dye my hair auburn?

I have hard water so tap water in my area has a lot of calcium and magnesium which I think might be electrolytes but probably not the right kind/concentration. Also it tastes yucky

I don’t understand how liquid iv works. How does adding something not water to water make it more water than water? I mean I still use it I just don’t understand

I have three and a half hours before I need to leave for work. Should I try to go back to sleep?