Michael

City of troy: Haunted house Wooden house: ghost-proof horse Soldiers: my & my friends w/ snacks & sleeping bags & n64

Accidentally replied to a sext earlier with a “hell yeah, brother” and it feels like I unlocked a hidden level of bisexuality

When they say “be the change you wish to see in the world” this is the world I want

Screen cap of ski free with a in a red cap and blue and purple snow suit racing away from a frightening gray yeti type monster with stick legs and stick hands, a tree and snow hills add scenery flavor

This was my Kobayashi Maru

Farts Johnson tweet: "Excuse me, @hulu, in season 7, episode 10 of 'King of the Hill,' titled 'Megalo Dale,' at timecode 19:48, the subtitles read '(Hank shrieking).' This is incorrect for 2 reasons. A-Hank would NEVER shriek. B-It is obviously BILL shrieking. I *will* cancel my subscription over this Hulu Support responds: "Thanks for bringing this to us! We don't caption this particular show in-house, and we stream the captions as we get them from the rights owners, but we've shared your observation with the relevant teams for further review. We appreciate your attention to detail!" lmaoooo

Thought about this interaction again and just started cracking the fuck up. From May 2019.

They did, in fact, fix the error.

Errr maybe more like To Get By and Die in LA, but that’s the micro-budget indie version

More like To Live and Get By in LA amiright?

how will this affect the next comedy festival?

Fiber life checking in

Truffaut puking and shitting right now

Screen cap of ski free with a in a red cap and blue and purple snow suit racing away from a frightening gray yeti type monster with stick legs and stick hands, a tree and snow hills add scenery flavor

This was my Kobayashi Maru

Hopefully not *too* hot, don’t want the film to burn

If you ever get a chance to see this on film, go! You can catch the extremely dry and sly joke of Hanks saying “next slide” before a reel change!

Spielberg’s run from 01-05 is his best for many many reasons, but this is one of them

Conner O’Malley SNL host when

I’ve only read one skeet from each of you but I find both are tedious and long

A true glasses removing “my god” moment

gonna have macho man randy savage's delivery here in my head for a while

Ah gotcha

Greg from Over the Garden Wall in his green overalls, satchel, and teapot upside down on his head sits on wooden floorboards with wide eyes and a joyful smile and holds aloft a rock with a painted face, white text below reads: It’s a rock fact!

You every third mile

But WWS did premiere at the Lincoln Center, unless you’re saying it probably would’ve premiered there in the NYFF line up if the fest wasn’t online

(Patting the 1983 Talking Heads concert film Stop Making Sense) you can do so much disassociating to this bad boy

That is when you crunch the math episode to episode through the aggregate and such

animated Trek > live action Trek

Fake Twin Peaks title card featuring the iconic mountains and lonely road. The text reads "The Gang Goes to the Black Lodge".

Posted without comment.

God I love spring training announcers, “Moose had a dog named Blue, and he would—that’ll be a stand up double—anyway”

Ahh the taste of inflation

Old enough to remember the Six Dollar Burger for $3.95 at Carl’s Jr and Subway’s Five Dollar Footlongs

Too young to remember a $1.50 Big Mac and $1 “famous” milkshakes from Bob’s Big Boy

Farewell John Piper

A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"