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Like crème brûlée, I've a soft and sweet center encased by a burnt, cynical shell. Paid video editor, unpaid writer. he | him | hymn Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/2hgk5

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Hopefully not *too* hot, don’t want the film to burn

01.03.2026 07:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you ever get a chance to see this on film, go! You can catch the extremely dry and sly joke of Hanks saying “next slide” before a reel change!

Spielberg’s run from 01-05 is his best for many many reasons, but this is one of them

01.03.2026 07:24 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Conner O’Malley SNL host when

01.03.2026 06:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve only read one skeet from each of you but I find both are tedious and long

01.03.2026 06:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A true glasses removing “my god” moment

01.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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gonna have macho man randy savage's delivery here in my head for a while

01.03.2026 04:03 — 👍 533    🔁 177    💬 3    📌 3

Ah gotcha

01.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Greg from Over the Garden Wall in his green overalls, satchel, and teapot upside down on his head sits on wooden floorboards with wide eyes and a joyful smile and holds aloft a rock with a painted face, white text below reads: It’s a rock fact!

Greg from Over the Garden Wall in his green overalls, satchel, and teapot upside down on his head sits on wooden floorboards with wide eyes and a joyful smile and holds aloft a rock with a painted face, white text below reads: It’s a rock fact!

You every third mile

01.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But WWS did premiere at the Lincoln Center, unless you’re saying it probably would’ve premiered there in the NYFF line up if the fest wasn’t online

01.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(Patting the 1983 Talking Heads concert film Stop Making Sense) you can do so much disassociating to this bad boy

28.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 37    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

That is when you crunch the math episode to episode through the aggregate and such

28.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

animated Trek > live action Trek

28.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Fake Twin Peaks title card featuring the iconic mountains and lonely road. The text reads "The Gang Goes to the Black Lodge".

Fake Twin Peaks title card featuring the iconic mountains and lonely road. The text reads "The Gang Goes to the Black Lodge".

Posted without comment.

28.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 67    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 0

God I love spring training announcers, “Moose had a dog named Blue, and he would—that’ll be a stand up double—anyway”

27.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 25    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Ahh the taste of inflation

27.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Old enough to remember the Six Dollar Burger for $3.95 at Carl’s Jr and Subway’s Five Dollar Footlongs

Too young to remember a $1.50 Big Mac and $1 “famous” milkshakes from Bob’s Big Boy

27.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Farewell John Piper

27.02.2026 05:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

26.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 5418    🔁 1740    💬 27    📌 29

In short, welcome the new content machine Paraflix+, Paramount’s new streaming site after dragging Netflix into the soup of gobbled conglomerates, coming your way 2029

27.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But the most striking tell that Netflix might be in a financial bind is that nearly every company that’s bought Warners lately has offloaded their debt onto the studio before selling again, and it’d make sense if Netflix was looking to cast off debt but now the new price tag makes that impractical

27.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

More than any other streamer, Netflix holds their numbers very close, but there’s been whispers they’re in a tighter, more precarious situation than they let on

27.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m just reading tea leaves here but I also think this might show Netflix is not as financially strong of a company as they pretend to be, and they were hoping Warners would juice up subscription numbers and options, the way Disney bundles Hulu and ESPN

27.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Product photo of a guy giving shades of Kevin James shrug with his hands in his pant pockets wearing a black tee that reads “Ride the D” with the “D” being the purple circle insignia of the D line of the LA metro rail

Product photo of a guy giving shades of Kevin James shrug with his hands in his pant pockets wearing a black tee that reads “Ride the D” with the “D” being the purple circle insignia of the D line of the LA metro rail

Not a want, a need

26.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will accept this as a birthday present to me from Metro

26.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lost 19th century film by Méliès discovered at the Library | Timeless Library conservators recently made a startling discovery in a batch of decaying film reels -- a long-lost 1897 film by early cinema icon George Méliès. The French magician-turned-filmmaker's

"The 45-second film, made around 1897, was the first appearance on film of what might be called a robot"

HELL. YES.

26.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 1795    🔁 666    💬 3    📌 154

Long time hater, first time watcher

(and good, you can tell me about it as I’ve seen her other two but plan on skipping this)

26.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An old ad for Grape-Nuts.

It has a box of Grape-Nuts with beefy bare legs and gladiator sandals on for some reason holding on to a man in a suit with too much torso. Obviously Grape-Nuts arems are also beefy.

The copy reads:

Steadies a Man

All of a man's real power comes from steady nerves and a keen, clear brain.

Grape-nuts

An old ad for Grape-Nuts. It has a box of Grape-Nuts with beefy bare legs and gladiator sandals on for some reason holding on to a man in a suit with too much torso. Obviously Grape-Nuts arems are also beefy. The copy reads: Steadies a Man All of a man's real power comes from steady nerves and a keen, clear brain. Grape-nuts

We saw you from across the bar

26.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 45    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 2
a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads:

"It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff

a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads: "It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff

thought you probably needed to see this

25.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 3957    🔁 845    💬 33    📌 79

I was 18 when Munich released. My dad was friends with an Israeli filmmaker, and being a Spielberg nut, I excitedly asked him what he thought of it.

He paused. Then, “I thought like it was a little too sympathetic to the Palestinians.” Even in those pro-Bush days of mine, that comment felt off.

26.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“It gets at something core that remains.”

Goodness what a conversation. Rewatched Munich after Oct 7 and it cut like a sword, sharper than ever. Also, Kushner seems like a great hang.

26.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0