Tyabann

dutch is not a real language

isn't it fucked up that the only time travel Link actually uses the ocarina of time for is sending blocks through time

he uses the master sword to travel through time

the full game will look quite different from that

if "Super Mario Titans" is real, those images are probably mockups made for internal use

I’m choosing to believe that the obviously fake Super Mario Titans is real because muscular, piss-colored Mario would be funny.

that's exactly the kind of response that post deserves lol

Oh no the Leopards are eating my face aaaahhhh

On the train I heard someone describing this video to his friend out loud and I genuinely almost started crying man

i also don't get why so many of you who want to hold everyone else except kamala harris responsible for her decisions think someone that coddled should be running the country.

a cartoon character is standing in front of a crowd of minions and flexing his muscles ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a crowd of minions and flexing his muscles

nintendo fans when a cgi bowser comes on screen next to miyamoto in the june direct, decked in his iconic green and purple supervillain suit

you could put anything on television in 1995.

Ava: "I don't like Magma Diver very much"
Laura: "I thought you'd like Asuka Big and Round"
Me: "You don't like Fatsuka?"
Ava: "Shut up!"
Laura: "Soryu Asuka Roundly"
Ava: "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

"Y'know, Slay The Spire 2 does look good, I wasn't gonna play it in early access, but let's give it a go. What's the worst that could happen?" ~Me, possessing a stupidity of absolute magnitude

Ethan: "CHRIS, HOW COULD YOU KILL MY WIFE? WHAT'S GOING ON?"
Chris Redfield, shaped like he ate a refrigerator: "Ethan there's no time to explain"

jumping forward an hour for daylight savings is like getting shot

most people are actively ignoring the news and have been since 2020

It's called "preprod" and they made it illegal in 2019

Between “prove a.i. isn't conscious“ and “you failed Harris by not voting for her hard enough” it’s been an incredible day for scolding people who aren’t doing enough to support the mega-powerful

yes, the girl who sleeps all day and plays games all night is your future wife btw

Marathon is demon's souls for people who want apex legends to feel like destiny.

Marathon (2026)

regardless of the logistics, if Trump wants it done, they will attempt it.

I love how the term "gaffe" is used for when politicians do or say something that make it abundantly clear they should be locked away somewhere instead of collecting inflated salaries

you lost her the election.

resident evil 9 fanart

if you went on a rocket ship at light speed in the 80s and came back now (ignoring how long you'd spend looking at porno online) you'd think trump was like dr manhattan or something the way politicians from both major parties implicitly or explicitly defer all agency to him in one way or another

i think that one of the things that nobody in the mainstream talks about (yes i know we complain about it on here all the time if you think this is the mainstream oh boy) is how successfully politicians have divested themselves of any responsibility for anything at all

this city is not going to survive this war.

Office Jim doing classic Jim shit in Benghazi

IDF General: Bad news. We've lost a shipment of jizz behind enemy lines. We need you to go in there and extract every last drop. Are you ready

John Krasinski as Agent Rageface Muchwow: I was born ready