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𝓢𝘄𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲。

@swervesbars.bsky.social

Oh well- here we are again, on the Lost Light. Taking order after order until the day is done, lock up, catch some charge and start again. We’re exploring the cosmos, it’s a long journey ahead of us— but we’re going to make it! { Continue … }

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rodimus and hotshot will be getting one free round of drinks ☝️

28.07.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

windy. get his ass get his ass get his ass GET HIS ASS

28.07.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

okay anyways

28.07.2025 00:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

windy. to the tree that just threw a pinecone at me FUCK YOU

28.07.2025 00:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

( ten ain’t following allthat )

28.07.2025 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

( JAW DROPPED— what the HELL. ) TEN! ( BIG GUY INCOMING! getaway get OUT )

28.07.2025 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

windy. DONT FUCKING CRASH IN MY BAR

28.07.2025 00:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

windy. swerve might need a drink after this

28.07.2025 00:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

( this is the worst this is the worst, he doesn’t sound as firm as he WANTS. what the helly. )

28.07.2025 00:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

( oh wow— oh boy, step back— that customer smile has faltered. he has to be stern, c’mon swerve stand up for yourself! )

well i’m sorry, but i can’t do that— again you could end up in medbay, or crash- it’s our responsibility as bartender’s to make sure that doesn’t happen.

28.07.2025 00:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

windy. SOBBING AND SHAKING IN MY BOOTS, I CAAANT SUNDER

28.07.2025 00:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry

28.07.2025 00:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

windy. CRASH GETAWAY CRASH

28.07.2025 00:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

windy. windswerve and lemonswerve tagteaming the bar

28.07.2025 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

biting my fist anxiously

28.07.2025 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s got engex in it, just not as high— i can’t chance sending you to medbay over a few drinks.

( nervous laughter, sunder is terrifying! ) the bar is open everyday, can always do more drinking right?

( yeah okay, he shouldn’t have caved to getaway’s provocations! )

28.07.2025 00:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

( he didn’t put any alcohol with getaway’s drink and judging by the reactions, getaway didn’t notice it. )

you’re getting cut off— ( and now to sunder. ) you should take it easy, you’ve been swaying since you down it.

28.07.2025 00:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hes cutting down the alcohol though buddy you need to take it easy

28.07.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

windy. SUNDERS WAS REGULAR NOT MOCKTAIL MY BAD MY BAD

27.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i couldnt remember how jessie’s was spelt ngl

27.07.2025 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

chat i got kin assigned

27.07.2025 23:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

who’s who WHOS WHO

27.07.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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windyswerve making brainstorm's latest project

27.07.2025 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

( sunder you’re getting another sunrise, you’d like that one better. )

27.07.2025 23:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

( passing rodimus her usual motor oil, there you go. )

( twin, twin he’s gonna lose it— ) yeah, i do. ( fixing another one, this one without any. let’s see if getaway can even TELL anymore. )

27.07.2025 23:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

windy. place your bets, sunder or getaway

27.07.2025 23:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

windy. strawberry shortcake finna lose his miiiiinf

27.07.2025 23:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

windy. someone tip him over

27.07.2025 23:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

windy. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT ABOMINATION DHDJ HELP

27.07.2025 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it has, everything in it

27.07.2025 23:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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