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Going to have to go and do some panic-buying tomorrow one my way back from lunch with a mate, aren’t I?

Person in einer U‑Bahn, die einen großen cremefarbenen Lampenschirm mit Fransen auf dem Kopf trägt und den passenden Lampenfuß im Arm hält, sodass sie insgesamt wie eine stehende Wohnzimmerlampe aussieht; umstehende Fahrgäste sitzen und stehen teilnahmslos im Waggon.

Melania nach dem Security Council auf dem Heimweg ... 🤔

Melania Trump presides over UN Security Council

A vampire attack

Fare dodgers targeted as train ticket refund rules are tightened In a bid to clamp down on ticket fraud that costs the railways millions each year, the government has quietly changed the rules on claiming refunds for unused train tickets.

DON'T BUY TRAIN TICKETS IN ADVANCE!
On 1 April, the government is quietly changing the rules.
Off-Peak & Anytime tickets become non-refundable after 23:59 the day BEFORE you travel.
If you wake up & find your event cancelled, NO REFUNDS, even on £100+ tickets.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/far...

Just doing what they are told to.

I LOVE pies, and in 1940 I joined a monastery because I was told I could lead a very pious lifestyle. What a load of bollocks. I've spent almost seven decades with no trousers or socks, praising God and shit and pulling on a bastard rope to ring a fucking bell. If that wasn't arseache enough, they wake me up at four in the morning to chant and tend a fucking beehive. As for pies, there hasn't been a sniff of one since the day I joined. All we eat is fucking porridge. Brother Dominic Anselm Brinkburn Priory

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I hate how accurate this tweet is.

Tinyhands McFelony urging Iranians to rise up and overthrow their government when they can't even hear him because he gutted the Voice of America.

lol. GM & TY, Sassy! 💙

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Alexa, show me a dumb fuck.

that starmer clip going around shows they haven't even changed their fucking copy or talking points. "only labour can--" you came third in your sixth safest seat. it's over. irrelevant.

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60 years later and the problem is worse than ever.

Things would be so different if Trump had been conscripted. And weren’t such a stinking racist. And all the rest.

Why I'm 'De-Googling' My Life (And How You Can, Too) - David Weliver Alternatives to Google exist. Because no corporation should know this much about us.Read MoreWhy I’m ‘De-Googling’ My Life (And How You Can, Too)

Well this is quite cathartic, today of all days.

Alt text: cartoon of a man with walking stick being watched by eyes in mobile devices.

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Comic mit vier Bildern. Bild 1: Ein Strichmännchen blickt freudig mit ausgebreiteten Armen und sagt: „Es ist wichtig, dass wir für die positiven Dinge im Leben dankbar sind!“ Bild 2: Das Männchen steht an einer Kaffeemaschine, aus der gerade Kaffee in eine lila Tasse läuft. Es sagt: „Daher beginne ich jeden Tag damit, über alles Gute in meiner Welt nachzudenken, während ich den ersten Kaffee genieße.🤍“ Bild 3: Das Männchen reißt den Mund weit auf und kippt sich den Kaffee aus der Tasse in einem einzigen, großen Schluck komplett in den Rachen. Bild 4: Die leere Tasse steht auf dem Boden. Das Männchen schaut nun mürrisch mit zusammengezogenen Augenbrauen, geht weg und sagt: „OK, fertig.“

People of all ages and abilities walk, cycle, drive, and ride public transportation along the low-traffic streets of Bilbao, which are lined with buildings, trees, bike infrastructure, and prominent 30 km/h speed limit signage and road markings.

People of all ages and abilities walk, cycle, drive, and ride public transportation along the low-traffic streets of Bilbao, which are lined with buildings, trees, bike infrastructure, and prominent 30 km/h speed limit signage and road markings.

People of all ages and abilities walk, cycle, drive, and ride public transportation along the low-traffic streets of Bilbao, which are lined with buildings, trees, bike infrastructure, and prominent 30 km/h speed limit signage and road markings.

People of all ages and abilities walk, cycle, drive, and ride public transportation along the low-traffic streets of Bilbao, which are lined with buildings, trees, bike infrastructure, and prominent 30 km/h speed limit signage and road markings.

Introduced in 2018 and expanded to all roads by 2020, Bilbao was the first European city of more than 300,000 inhabitants to adopt a universal 30 km/h speed limit. Several years on, the results suggest it has delivered broad benefits on safety, public health, travel efficiency, and quality of life.🧵

It would be nice to continue the reporting of fatalities from XXX to YYY, not a percentage, which does not give any real idea of the numbers involved.

It's really not that surprising. The data exists. I'm just hoping to see my residential street go down to 40km/h.

I dunno who needs to tell Trump this but Iran was not an imminent threat, until he decided to bomb them that is.

Thoughts and prayers for the Beckhams.

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

It’s OK, Melanie is due to lead a UN Security Council meeting on Monday, and all this will be put right and US action will be condemned and the country subject to sanctions.

See, AI could have told them this.

YouTube video by Praseteralegria João Bosco, Roberta Sá e Trio Madeira Brasil - De Frente Pro Crime

Com as notícias de hoje, pensei em essa música mais triste.

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The only way Streeting could offer hope for the UK is to resign his seat and get a job doing something useful.

US: We hate being the world’s police
Also US: Bomb the crap out of Iran

In answer to some queries: this is not a joke, Melania Trump actually is presiding over a UN Security Council meeting Monday, and apparently they scheduled that knowing they were going to launch an illegal war on Saturday morning

Warfighter-in-Chief.