Rapid Meaner🟦☄️

A good day to serve my country 🫡🇺🇸

Authorities and the Villanova university later confirmed that the threat was a “cruel hoax”—there was no shooter, no firearms, and no credible threat.

I think a genius student at Villanova university didn't study for a math test and decided to "hoax" us all 😂😂

The world will be a much better place, I don't wish anything bad on anyone but it's actually a relief that James Dobson won't affect humanity and the peace of American homes anymore while posing to preach the gospel. His departure will bring about freedom to the new lives he would have ruined

What age are we considered elderly?

I'd definitely say 50

You are soooo beautiful, love the fit 😍🫶

David Lynch smirking in an interview -Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film. -Elaborate on that. -No.

Time to unfollow @washingtonpost.com.

One of the very few things I miss about regularly being on Twitter is seeing the posts from the POTUS and White House accounts. Though I suppose, in a couple of weeks, not seeing them will be a plus.

This is the vibe and will continue to be the vibe. #ReproductiveFreedom

Tabby and I have been married 54 years today. It's all good.

this is the best game I've ever seen please do not remind me of all the other times anyone has said this

Hi, Bluesky! I’m God.

Fuck Project 2025.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, Minnesota! More grateful than ever to have the privilege of serving this great state. Looking forward to the work ahead in making Minnesota the best place to live, work, and raise a family.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

Just a reminder that your local library has more than books! Many also have dvds, cds, video games, game systems, internet hot spots, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, park passes, museum passes, and so much more! Maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚

Today, I can do without the damn rain.

I put some sugar in my tea and I realized how much this granulated white stuff looks like drugs 😳

Canadian House of Commons Member Charlie Angus: Canadians are very proud of our traditions. We know, having lived next door to our neighbors… that while our taxes might be slightly higher, it doesn’t cost us a dime to go to the doctor…

Sausage or bacon? What's your preference?

I like crispy pork bacon and a pork patty over links!

I don't know who needs to hear this, but sex with an underage girl is called STATUTORY RAPE.

Can we stop sanitizing it please?

Congratulations to Mike Johnson for trying to pressure the House Ethics Committee into burying a report that found the then-nominee for attorney general had engaged in sexual activity with a minor.

Party of Family Values, am I right?

Thou shalt not try to take over *checks notes* Greenland, Panama and Canada.

What I want for Christmas 🥺

Man, did #SonicMovie3 waste a great talent like Krysten Ritter for 2× the Jim Carrey.

Homemade caramel popcorn.